Has anyone had an office affair before

One affair the guys stitch me up, yeah go there wankers nah it was still all good

An a girl who setting up for a bloke genuinely, said nah I want you, I did what I hat to do

One from new zealand, half maori, she was so beautiful, fucked that up royally

Thats four women in one office wtf was I doing

Fuck me, i'm a scumbag

Change your username to dirty D

Or

Just change it to dirty deeds

I know ive been terrible, I wonder if id get #metoo these days. When I left from one job, the women were crying their eyes out, so I dont know, man. Im not that bad, where its like "yuk he's disgusting" But I have been terrible

Oh my fucking god 5 women, how can I forget ginger, her husband died, I dont think it was recent, so don't look at me like that, we talked about him for a while, than,

The 6th woman we never had sex, but I always remember her she took me around cornwall, introduce me to clotted cream, real clotted cream an cornish pasties. I wonder if she wanted it as well though hmmm

Fucked an elf in costume in my car outside santas grotto, Was working in a store as a maintenance personel at the time. got asked to stand in as an elf due to staff shortage. Also santa asked me for some pot. He got the good stuff

thats class

My favourite memory from that time was while operating the photo both printer, still in my elf costume. This bloke with his wife and kid approached me to buy there photo, The guy takes one look at the hikkies on my neck and sais "Whats that on your neck young man" To which i replied Oh thats just a reindeer bite. All the parents within earshot laughed, the guy then tipped me a tenner and didnt buy the photo

Went home with a naughty elf again that night hehe

ha ha good for you op. i wish. i was a good looking guy but had the confidence beaten out of me at an early age.

it's good to know im not alone in this, an there is more of you as well in hiding lol

I was the good boy who never hit on the office girls...Didn't take long for them to start hitting on me.

Funny how that works :)

Do what you need to do, to get it back, whether that be gym, step into a boxing class or do boxcercise, an punch the confidence back in.

Bro, I went boxing gym yeah, an there was a guy like sheldon from big bang theory in there, all you could do is tip your hat to him, he when in there, persistent with it. Thats how you do it. If it was physical, go physical, rise above the abuser

see I knew it, this is normal office practice

Heh plenty in hiding. Even more out in the open XD

You're such a perv.

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.

Exactly

Wheres your sense of adventure? How about deep in the woods on a bed of soft pine needles?

see I knew it, this is normal office practice

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Often I would tell a girl I had to work under her desk & she'd say OK...then I would tell her she has to move...she'd ask me why? :)

The toilets aint that bad at work. The disabled toilets as well. Its risky business being the guy who blew out the toilet

Thats risky

So what about you have you had a work affair

I can't think of a less sexier place to have sex than in a public restroom. Gross.

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It wasn't in the office...(well, once)...it was at her house or mine.

Being the guy who blew out the toilet is more risky than sex in the toilet to me



So it's generally clean

Yes, most of us have been there...

I feel like im talking to you, like you are the receptionist, only one guy uses it, dont worry its perfect

It's like sex in an airplane. Gross.

Prude

I'm not a prude at all. Restrooms are gross.

affairs are for bitches

Heh the things i and others have done, You would be disgusted haha

So whats a good place for you? How about hands up againts a tree, an im the lumber jack timber baby timber