Would you accept this for 100 million dollars?

Hell no.

100 BILLION and I might just THINK about it.

This would be a MTF tranny’s dream come true. Getting to fillet their dick and butterfly their ball sack into whatever fake lady parts AND getting 100 million dollars.

For me, it’s not enough though. I’d rather be dead than be a mutilated man.

Yes. Then I would spend 5 million to have a bigger wiener put on by the world's best willie doctors. They could replace my testicles with ping pong balls for all I care. I don't want kids.

Pocket 95 million and get a bigger dick. (Hopefully paid in cash so I don't have pay taxes.)

Will they put them back after?

no.

how would i pee?

Mostly sitting down

Would you give me 100 million to not remove yours without anesthesia?

Math works in many ways and I can demonstrate if needed.

No, but I'd deliver up yours for a paltry 100K.

Keep your change ya filthy animal.

My grandpa is 97 - he can sign up for the procedure as long as I’m left 80% of the funds in his will. I’ll just tell him he’s going in for an experimental procedure that can help with Alzheimer’s!

i think so.... yea probably.

oh yea you said why ....cause I really dont use it anyways . I could live with rubbin one out . it would erase porn from my life and it would enable me to leave the country and buy a compound in the mountains and ride dirtbikes and shoot guns all day for the rest of my days .

Life would be great . Just me out in the middle of nothin good to go .

If the urge to hump stuff goes away when the junk does... maybe