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Weirdest place you had sex?

 
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So what do you look like? I heard I have no shot with you. Lol.
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Maybe I'll post a pic some time since some of you are so curious to see/hear me, lol.

The key is to catch me drunk ;)
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Just like every other whore.
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Posting a regular pic of yourself is whorish? Come on.

Fine, I won't then. Stay curious.
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I know you’re fine. I just want you to feel comfortable.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
One summer I had a part-time job doing menial labor at a TV studio. One day, this girl with the same job as me fucked against the "Wheel of Fortune" which was detached at the time and laid up against the wall behind a big curtain. We had fun afterward digging our co-mingled bodily fluids out of her and smearing them along the sides of the wheel so the next contestants would have to put their hands on the dried crusted remains of our love when they spun the wheel.
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Cmon GLP let’s have some fun. I don’t usually ask these type of questions, but what the heck? The weirdest place I had sex was on a tree. Yes, on a tree. Lol
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Courthouse stairwell by the holding cells. Could hear the guards and prisoners, don’t know if the could hear us.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
in your mother's ass
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Cmon GLP let’s have some fun. I don’t usually ask these type of questions, but what the heck? The weirdest place I had sex was on a tree. Yes, on a tree. Lol
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soccer field or picnic bench of some industrial park.
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In my was I had to stretch my chore out far
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
In an elevator
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I was going to try that but an old lady walked in...
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She could join in...
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I’m good, not my type. The lady I was fucking was cheating on her husband and would want to fuck in all these weird places. When the old lady walked out, my lady was like “fuck this bitch” lol
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Ooook..we definitely need a fucking wall, essay.
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Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.
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On top of a table in a bar I used to work at. Also in the kitchen of the same bar.
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Back of a grain truck. Yes, she got a yeast infection.
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04/16/2019 01:31 AM
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That'd be "up the butt", Bob.

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04/16/2019 01:34 AM
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at a church on top of the father Damian memorial.... yikes. me and my longtime partner had sex everywhere back in the day.

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Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.
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this is fun, take a break from the doom.
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Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.
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Lol chill bro. We are just fucking around here.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
M60 Machine gun range when I was in the Army....our quad was next to the Medical Company and all the female medical personnel....the ranges were popular lover lanes on the weekends.....
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Cmon GLP let’s have some fun. I don’t usually ask these type of questions, but what the heck? The weirdest place I had sex was on a tree. Yes, on a tree. Lol
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I did the tree thing, too. Thought that was almost normal?

Weirdest place, though, was a produce bin at the local ShopRite. No food in it, and it was about to be sanitized, so we went nuts.

Second weirdest place was the rat-infested basement of a movie theater which shared a basement with a restaurant. Surrounded by so many boxes of unused 3-D glasses from "Jaws III" and 18" aluminum marquee letters... we scared those rats right back into the restaurant! My legs were shaking as I climbed the ladder to change the marquee letters later on... he really delivered. ;)

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My buddy's mom's bed..and then she came home.

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Cemetery
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
16th floor Vice Presidents desk First National Bank, then, on the roof.

Runner up: while scuba diving the Blue Holes in Sarasota Fl

Fess up you horney GLP’ers
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Those are some weird places. Lol chuckle
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I’ve had a wonderful life!
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As have I, glad to hear! hf

Btw, I'm still wondering how you ended up on the Vice Presidents desk damned
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Her idea, kinky bitch, lol. I was a kid monitoring 60 ATMs on the weekend, she was part of the crew called out to refill them with $$. This was back at the birth of the internet. That chick was CRAZY FUN.
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Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.
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You have got to be freakin kidding me.

This is an adult thread, no safe spaces allowed.

Virgins need not respond, youngster!
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
At a Disneyworld resort hotel.

Nice accommodations, just weird getting a bj while a giant wall-art of Micky and Pluto are grinning at me.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
Sandbar offshore of a popular nude beach. We got off in front of thousands of people. It was hot.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
4. Bedroom after being married 20 years.
I think the weirdest was #4.
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dasbier

Still rocking that bedroom after 22 years!
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04/16/2019 02:15 AM
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
1. Hospital bed after accident.
2. Locker room. Skipped football practice with water girl.
3. Deer stand opening day of gun season.
4. Bedroom after being married 20 years.
I think the weirdest was #4.
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Haha nearly 20 years for me and #4 cracked me up. So true buddy.
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Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
In a field next to a river across from a restaurant my husband thought was closed that day.
Once we were done my husband looked across the river,only to see several people staring out those restaurant windows at us!
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I'm grateful for no I phones nor You tube in 2003!
We'd been all over it!
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
On the hood of my GF's car....in the middle of the night....in the middle of a well lit shopping center parking lot.

snogging
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Re: Weirdest place you had sex?
in a dog house
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In the front seat of a major US general's car.

A few other places too incriminating to admit to. I was young and too eager to please my first husband who had serious kink issues for risque sex. Old abandoned castle ruins were a favorite though; that was cool, the views at night could be amazing.