Weirdest place you had sex?

I know. Wtf, you horny humans!

well we are all proud lol

Lol me too. I thought I was the only one!

In the Sea of Cortez. waiving at the truckers going by on shore, of course.
In a rope hammock, with people pretending not to notice.
Some strangers front porches.
In the main cistern on top of Masada. Didnt see the CCTV cameras til after.
Off shore on a hobie near the Ras Mohammad in the Red Sea, we did NOT know that it was an active military base til after.

The best place and it wasn't weird was out in the middle of the woods in the middle of giant blue spruce pine trees.


Its an amazing feeling to have sex outside.

"probably in the butt Bob!"

lol you prolly grew up in that grey raining weather am i right?

yeah i always loved them because its the best for sleeping in

and i don't like it bright all the time anyways

I need me a Love Godess, a real one, not the fake ones these days.

you will shoot your eye out!

How so? Lol

Florida.

Not interested pal, the gay bar is on the left.

I’ve had a wonderful life!

Meaning you aint got a chance in hell wit her

I'm the pyramid guy, banged the eye out of the illuminati, and anti aged 7 years know my name is CHAD!!!

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In my brother’s sock.

yeah I cant top that one

Yes, you are right, I grew up in that weather! Maybe I'm partial because it reminds me of home and the early days..

If you like the like the sound of rain storms as you sleep, you can buy that white noise thingy. Put it on before you goto bed, and have a restful nights sleep.

Like this one:

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ok guys and girls watching porn videos does not count

You guys crack me up!

Relax Jimmy, go back to your cave.

In a field next to a river across from a restaurant my husband thought was closed that day.
Once we were done my husband looked across the river,only to see several people staring out those restaurant windows at us!

I think your boy toy is malfunctioning!lol

I hear they have those new toys that are remotely operated over the internet.

Maybe you two can hook up, so to speak!

As have I, glad to hear!

Btw, I'm still wondering how you ended up on the Vice Presidents desk

In the water of a limestone pit in Florida...

Thats sort of my luck these days

Loool. Sucks. You need a real men.