Weirdest place you had sex?

I know you’re fine. I just want you to feel comfortable.

One summer I had a part-time job doing menial labor at a TV studio. One day, this girl with the same job as me fucked against the "Wheel of Fortune" which was detached at the time and laid up against the wall behind a big curtain. We had fun afterward digging our co-mingled bodily fluids out of her and smearing them along the sides of the wheel so the next contestants would have to put their hands on the dried crusted remains of our love when they spun the wheel.

Courthouse stairwell by the holding cells. Could hear the guards and prisoners, don’t know if the could hear us.

in your mother's ass

soccer field or picnic bench of some industrial park.

In my was I had to stretch my chore out far

Ooook..we definitely need a fucking wall, essay.

Please de-pin this. Some really serious global issues threads this evening, bringing out the best of what GLP is about, and then this shit gets pinned. I feel GLP is about to face the same fate as western civilization.

On top of a table in a bar I used to work at. Also in the kitchen of the same bar.

Back of a grain truck. Yes, she got a yeast infection.

That'd be "up the butt", Bob.

EVERY ONE KNOOOOWSSS THAT!

at a church on top of the father Damian memorial.... yikes. me and my longtime partner had sex everywhere back in the day.

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this is fun, take a break from the doom.

Lol chill bro. We are just fucking around here.

M60 Machine gun range when I was in the Army....our quad was next to the Medical Company and all the female medical personnel....the ranges were popular lover lanes on the weekends.....

I did the tree thing, too. Thought that was almost normal?

Weirdest place, though, was a produce bin at the local ShopRite. No food in it, and it was about to be sanitized, so we went nuts.

Second weirdest place was the rat-infested basement of a movie theater which shared a basement with a restaurant. Surrounded by so many boxes of unused 3-D glasses from "Jaws III" and 18" aluminum marquee letters... we scared those rats right back into the restaurant! My legs were shaking as I climbed the ladder to change the marquee letters later on... he really delivered. ;)

Loved my high school jobs.

My buddy's mom's bed..and then she came home.

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Cemetery

Her idea, kinky bitch, lol. I was a kid monitoring 60 ATMs on the weekend, she was part of the crew called out to refill them with $$. This was back at the birth of the internet. That chick was CRAZY FUN.

You have got to be freakin kidding me.

This is an adult thread, no safe spaces allowed.

Virgins need not respond, youngster!

At a Disneyworld resort hotel.

Nice accommodations, just weird getting a bj while a giant wall-art of Micky and Pluto are grinning at me.

Sandbar offshore of a popular nude beach. We got off in front of thousands of people. It was hot.

Still rocking that bedroom after 22 years!

Haha nearly 20 years for me and #4 cracked me up. So true buddy.

If the world ends none of it will matter if we didn't share a laugh or 2 first.

I'm grateful for no I phones nor You tube in 2003!
We'd been all over it!

On the hood of my GF's car....in the middle of the night....in the middle of a well lit shopping center parking lot.

in a dog house

In the front seat of a major US general's car.

A few other places too incriminating to admit to. I was young and too eager to please my first husband who had serious kink issues for risque sex. Old abandoned castle ruins were a favorite though; that was cool, the views at night could be amazing.