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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77456750 Australia 04/16/2019 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Vatican (dpo) - Following the recent Vatican abuse summit, the Catholic Church today announced key measures to tackle the issue going forward, including a stipulation that altar servers don the burka. The concept for this full-body covering was borrowed from another major world religion. Proponents hope that using it in the Church will prevent priests from being enticed into sexual assault. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77564394 “From now on, all children who come into contact with Catholic priests will be required to wear clothing covering their entire body. This includes altar servers, choir boys and children in Catholic schools and institutions”, instructs the edict signed by Pope Francis. “This is the only way to avoid arousing the carnal desires of poor, defenceless priests.” Nuns who have dealings with Catholic priests are also requested to cover their whole bodies wherever possible since, “not doing so would simply be irresponsible.” The Catholic Church is even planning to introduce an Eleventh Commandment by the end of the year. The new holy law will read: “Thou shalt not lead thy priest into temptation, for it bringeth upon the Holy Church great annoyance and bad publicity”. [link to www.the-postillon.com (secure)] REally? Like how it used to be in old days when THE CHURCH was relevant? Both my mother and grandmother wore a veil in Church before they decided to go HIP and have the Nuns give up the Habit as it "scared the children". Fuck I hate these Hypocritical Globalist/ NWO fucktards. |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator 04/16/2019 07:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is the only picture you can find on google through search. It could be fakenews OP.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21041371 I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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TlvmmCpoft User ID: 77347043 Poland 04/16/2019 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this fake? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65723878 Didn´t read, I am having a lazy day and allready had my dose of insanity. "The new holy law will read: “Thou shalt not lead thy priest into temptation, for it bringeth upon the Holy Church great annoyance and bad publicity”." Nah. Gotta be real. I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies. There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture. |
MySoul User ID: 77525126 United Kingdom 04/16/2019 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Vatican (dpo) - Following the recent Vatican abuse summit, the Catholic Church today announced key measures to tackle the issue going forward, including a stipulation that altar servers don the burka. The concept for this full-body covering was borrowed from another major world religion. Proponents hope that using it in the Church will prevent priests from being enticed into sexual assault. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77564394 “From now on, all children who come into contact with Catholic priests will be required to wear clothing covering their entire body. This includes altar servers, choir boys and children in Catholic schools and institutions”, instructs the edict signed by Pope Francis. “This is the only way to avoid arousing the carnal desires of poor, defenceless priests.” Nuns who have dealings with Catholic priests are also requested to cover their whole bodies wherever possible since, “not doing so would simply be irresponsible.” The Catholic Church is even planning to introduce an Eleventh Commandment by the end of the year. The new holy law will read: “Thou shalt not lead thy priest into temptation, for it bringeth upon the Holy Church great annoyance and bad publicity”. [link to www.the-postillon.com (secure)] Look at the links below on the story. It shows how silly this story is. It won't let me post the fake news story about this. Last Edited by MySoul on 04/16/2019 09:30 AM What choice do I have but to be myself? Everyone else was already taken. Develop a nostalgia for the future - Maxwell Maltz MySoul |
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Anonymous Coward 3373 User ID: 76907144 United States 04/16/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't understand. Were altar boys previously wearing only that white sheet over their naked bodies? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77557579 No. I was an altar server as were my brother and many of our friends. We would put the long black robe on over our normal Church clothes and then the shorter white one over it. No clothing was ever removed. All the priests I knew were normal, holy men who served God and their congregation. Of course the abuse scandals are appalling to me and all Catholics but nothing like that ever happened to me and I considered it a great honor to be on the altar as the bread and wine miraculously became the body and blood of my Lord. The first day I served my grandpa cried tears of joy. I also got to do cool things like miss school to altar serve the funeral of a local football legend which the entire local college football team and coaching staff attended (and I got paid for it), altar serve for the Bishop at a state all-Catholic schools mass with thousands in attendance, and lead a Marian procession of hundreds through downtown with hecklers shouting at us most of the time (we didn’t mind, just ignored or smiled at them, it felt really good to be mocked for God honestly). My heart goes out to altar servers who had their innocence shattered by supposed holy men they trusted, but it is by far the exception, not the norm. I don’t say that from my own experience, that’s a statistical fact you can look up for yourself. Anon Coward |
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G3 User ID: 76494984 United States 04/16/2019 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is for now LJ, it's just a matter of time though. . . Thread: Pope allows Islamic prayers, Koran readings In Vatican Thread: So this year Jesuit Pope Francis will make tours around the Arab world in an attempt to make dialogue with Islam Thread: The Pope And Islam’s Most Important Imam Just Signed A Covenant That Pushes Us Much Closer To A One World Religion |
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