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My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand

 
Petunia Booty
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04/16/2019 11:38 PM
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My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
He's always complaining about smelling ass here, smelling ass there, smelling ass everywhere. He tries to blame me! But he's smelling his own ass!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/16/2019 11:43 PM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
His dirty boxers smell like apple cider vinegar, diatomaceous earth, A1 steaksauce, and jungle crotch rot. Peeeyuuuu!!
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04/16/2019 11:44 PM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
Damn, he should really know better. Once you raw dog scratch your ass... that hand is contaminated. Sheesh what a Neanderthal.
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04/16/2019 11:48 PM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
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04/16/2019 11:55 PM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
His dirty boxers smell like apple cider vinegar, diatomaceous earth, A1 steaksauce, and jungle crotch rot. Peeeyuuuu!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5402960




well if you only do laundry once a month what do you expect, petunias?
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04/16/2019 11:57 PM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
I haven't kissed that old musty-ass-stached goat in years.
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04/17/2019 12:27 AM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
He's gotta use somethen to keep that
" stache" in place.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2019 12:34 AM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
Boomers gonna boom.
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04/17/2019 12:35 AM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
Maybe the smell brings back memories of Nam... I heard it smells like ass over there.
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04/17/2019 12:49 AM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
What?

Is Louiggie complaining too?
nimmerfall

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04/17/2019 01:17 AM
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Re: My vietnam vet husband scratches his butt and later rubs his mustache with same hand
wtf, is he slipping fingers into his butthole?
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Brown nodded. "I think this is it."