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Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls

 
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Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Sucks cause I can get women but I havea medical condition where I unable too have an orgasm. My nuts are huge and hurt like hell and nmay need medical intervention. Orgasm looks like fun but i can NEVER have one...

:suicde:
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
"suicide:
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
suicide cant even emote rite
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
A hydrocele? If so, the surgery for that is not as bad as you would think.
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04/18/2019 11:05 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
TMI nobody gives a shit dude.
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04/18/2019 11:13 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
TMI nobody gives a shit dude.
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Least I can please the ladies as much as they want
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04/18/2019 11:15 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Massage your prostate. Your ejaculation will hit the ceiling.
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04/18/2019 11:19 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Massage your prostate. Your ejaculation will hit the ceiling.
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Like via the rectum?
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04/18/2019 11:22 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Massage your prostate. Your ejaculation will hit the ceiling.
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Like via the rectum?
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maybe vibrator in rectum
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Massage your prostate. Your ejaculation will hit the ceiling.
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Like via the rectum?
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No homo
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04/18/2019 11:25 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Remember that guy who wrote all of those books on wild foods and natural stuff back in the 70s... What was his name?


It was Euell Gibbons.

A lot of folks on here are probably too young to know of him, but he was very famous. He had a terrible disease and it gave him a purple skin rash all over his scrotum. It was a rare condition and only afflicts one in about 1 in 500,000.


Seriously.

They named a cereal after him too.
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04/18/2019 11:26 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Go ask your doctor to check your prostate, you will blow your load I would suspect.

If that fails, find one of those special massage parlours and tell the nice lady you would like your prostate massaging.
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04/18/2019 11:32 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Did you let a Silverback Gorilla rush you and not flinch a few years back?
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04/18/2019 11:44 AM
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Sucks cause I can get women but I havea medical condition where I unable too have an orgasm. My nuts are huge and hurt like hell and nmay need medical intervention. Orgasm looks like fun but i can NEVER have one...

:suicde:
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what a loser
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Sucks cause I can get women but I havea medical condition where I unable too have an orgasm. My nuts are huge and hurt like hell and nmay need medical intervention. Orgasm looks like fun but i can NEVER have one...

:suicde:
 Quoting: df 76955212


what a loser
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i'd wip your ass in real life
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
Sucks cause I can get women but I havea medical condition where I unable too have an orgasm. My nuts are huge and hurt like hell and nmay need medical intervention. Orgasm looks like fun but i can NEVER have one...

:suicde:
 Quoting: df 76955212


what a loser
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i'd wip your ass in real life
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Words aren't a solid justification for physical violence.
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Re: Unable to orgasm--- i have testicles size of bowling balls
....500mg of Midol as a suppository and don't call anyone in the morning.