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just wanted to post a joke.

Lol. I think the jokes on tbe american publc with that one.

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My boss told me to have a good day. So ... I went home.

Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

I was standing in a line the other day

and heard two people talking behind me

one said to the other: "Are you a germaphobe?"

I turned around and said: "I'm not afraid of Germans"

Nothing is ever free when it comes to you durden.

I have testimony to prove this theory.

Just say no to Baldrick, and or his harem.



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What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?



It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.

Got a gun for my wife. It was a good trade.

:brilliant:

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Someone started a thread saying Cory Booker might give Trump a good fight for the Presidency

Why do black guys always cry after sex??

Ok. Why?

Mace hurts

Whats more important? Length or gith?




Turns out its consent.

Tish boom

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Here is my favorite from "Deplorable Zenobia":


"I I.D. as a PRAIRIE DOG, doc. And those guys just
hate me!
Freud: "Ah ha! "TRANS-Prairie Dog SYNDROME"...very rare.
(O'sCookie adding this:)


"Yeah...he can "I.D."as a P.D. all he wants
...but I hate WABBITS."

Specifics of the caption contest say we'll need to
wait for the GLP payment system to be in place...
or when I finally get enough karma.

Thanks if you can do it!


O'sCookie

Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

Duck walks into a drugstore and tells the cashier

"I want to buy some chapstick."

Cashier says "Will that be cash or charge?"

Duck replies "Just put it on my bill."

Alright, so there's this drunk Irishman walking around one morning, going door to door, asking people if they have any odd jobs he can do for a little money.

He gets to a lady who says "Sure, you can paint my porch, there's some paint and stuff in the shed, have at it."

A couple hours later, he knocks on the door to tell her it's done. She opens up and he says "Aye ma'am it's done, but, for your information it's a BMW, not a Porsche."

Little Jonny is in class getting a debrief on the previous days farm excursion.

Teacher asks: what did you hear on the farm yesterday?

Mary: moo. The cows said moo!

Teacher: very good Mary!

Tim: Baa The lambs said baa!

Teacher: very good Tim. Anyone else?

Jonny: the farmer! He said get off my land you vegan cunts!

A guy goes into a lawyer's office and asks the lawyer: "Excuse me, how much do you charge?"

The lawyer responds: "I charge one thousand dollars to answer three questions."

"What the hell! That's a bit expensive, isn't it?"

"Yes. Okay, what's your third question?"

Whilst admirable, you're on your own there bud.

What's the difference in a cheap lawyer and a cheap hooker?

Only one of them will still get you off.

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

It's all good. I don't need the help just thought
I'd throw that out there so nobody has to wait.
I'm also noticing that you are doing really well
at the abusive thread harvesting. I'm doing some
but can't find much! Glad you have the points.
Good for you!


O'sCookie

Husbands ask wife to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at same time.

Wife says...you have the biggest penis of all......


Of his friends.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then, they call me ugly and poor.

I like this one, because I can relate.