Mormons believe God lives on a star named Kolob and had sexual relations with Mary. I kid you not.

They also believe God is a "man" only 6 feet tall.

Mormons are racist.

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at least they don't believe a prophecy comes true because you read it and then force it to happen

LMAO....OMG, I thought that said KNOB.

I don't really care what they believe everyone religion has some weird stuff.

Having dark skin being a curse actually makes a lot more sense than some stuff in other religions.

Also Mormons are really great people to live around in general. I lived in Utah for 2 years and never had a problem with any of them in fact I liked them a lot.

I haven’t heard of the sexual relations part, but sounds bout right, what’s your take on existence, lighting striking “organic mud”?

I do live around them, clean, moral, trustworthy, caring, responsible,I could go on,

Could be me, im almost 6 feet. So mormons believe in me, which is a nice thought, someone believing in you.

Never heard of Kolob, but we all know he got his leg over Mary.

He’s actually over a hundred feet tall! Flowing robes, you know, like in the Simpsons...

they sound like racist assholes.

Thread: "Religions" are simply older cults.

all religions are part bullshit

the Mormon religion has the least amount of bullshit out of all the ones i have learned about

by the way you are slightly off, the belief is Kolob is the nearest star to the throne of God, not that He lives there

And pretty far off on the God had physical sex with Mary thing, not only does it not say that anywhere in Mormon scripture, it says specifically in Mormon scripture that Mary was a virgin when she gave birth...

You can live around them, just stay out of their cult.

The Holy Ghost overcame Mary. That’s all anyone knows. Go to their website and ask a question or two.

and just to get ahead of the Satan and Jesus are brothers thing...

Jesus called God his "Father"

God the Father created everyone including Satan, so in that way we are all brothers and sisters in The Lord, even Jesus and Satan

nowhere in Mormon scripture does it say they are equals either

As opposed to other religious groups who believes he lives on an invisible throne?

Do not waver in the face of persecution, blessed are the saints on this Earth.

Oh yeah, you sound like an uninformed German who wants to persecute a certain religion.... hmmm where do you live, you remind me of someone...

They seem like extremely normal people for being religious, people who are scared by them are pussies,

OP,

Mormon women are Hellcats in bed. Other than that, I have no use for Mormons or their damnable cult heresies.

At least they are right about the dark skin thing.

Kolob spell't backward is "Bolok"

Indy's French nemesis = Bell-och

"The more you know!"

^^^ I just totally made that shit up too bad it doesn't quite rhyme.

OP tell us more ya fuckin sausage stuffing chowderhead foreign user of GLP.

So my info tells me that the roots of the mohmrons good folk tho they are, is in the French Revolution and French Freemasonry.

Any thoughts on that?

That Joey Smith was connected to that shit, or to networks of some form and fashion? Whoa what a life that dude lived, and yet you just know he was the sort of man who could wrassle you to a draw at least.

Mary, hmm, yeah. Did Mohmrons have nunneries or vestals? Whoa man, the spectrum of religious tardness is just, stupendous.

The roots of Mormonism is a police action in North Carolina. Why does mining gives you tiny dick?