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EDIT: SAID INFORMATION BELOW WAS NOT LEGITIMATE PER THE CLAIM DATE OF 5/6/2019. ACKNOWLEDGED - 5/7/19


This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.

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The space division of RUAG. I don't know if any of you are communication savvy enough to get an answer from anyone there, but it might be worth a try. All I know is that it will be May 6th there where the OP is posting from (Switzerland) six hours prior to it being the same date in the US. No times of day are given.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
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[link to www.ruag.com (secure)]

It is a legitimate business...
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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when?
like 4 days from now?
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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[link to www.ruag.com (secure)]

It is a legitimate business...
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"RUAG Holding Ltd is a Swiss joint-stock company headquartered in Bern. It is wholly owned by the Swiss Confederation. RUAG Holding Ltd and its subsidiary companies focus on their core aerospace and defence businesses with goods and services in the military and civilian sectors and on the development of international growth markets."
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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I gave you a Shit Star for complaining.
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Aussie Bloke redux!

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Where was OP from
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Is this where you found it? Posted 4/27

boards.(FOUR)chan.org/pol/thread/211392533/happening-not-a-dr​ill-get-out-of-the-city-if-you
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GOOD!

Let em rip!

:asteroid:

Sick of this shithole.




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will this have any impact on the lonely sweethearts dance this saturday ?
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Aussie Bloke Redux. Yay!

I'm available for panic sex and tomato plant moving and harvesting.
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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Is this where you found it? Posted 4/27

boards.(FOUR)chan.org/pol/thread/211392533/happening-not-a-dr​ill-get-out-of-the-city-if-you
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Yes, it was linked to that as the original.
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From my above link:

"TO STAY AWAY
0. Away from Cities
1. Away from the shores
2. Away from Active Volcanos, hills that can come crashing down on you etc
3. Away from Nuclear reactors

GET
0.Water, water is cheap, get all the money you have. Overdraw your credit card, borrow from your neighbour if you have to.
1. Food, get food that wont go off, Get bags of sugar, rice, flour, corn flour, beans, canned fish, Alcohol
2. Sanitary kit, first aid kit, water purifier, water filter, get Soap, soap bars are dirt cheap, Alcohol, Povidone Iodine!
3. Get a first aid pack, cloth, jackets T-shirts, socks, underwear
4. Sleeping bag, sleeping mat, tent, Charcoal, fire kit etc
5. Ham Radio, Hand crank to charge your gadgets


This is what will happen, Asteroids will hit earth. Multiple locations.
You will notice Earth quakes, Tsunamis, Ash clouds, it will get dark, it will rain ash, it will thunder a lot, it will get dark and cold for a while.
It will snow ashes, since tonnes of particles will be pushed into the atmosphere. Electricity will stop coming out of your wall, so will the water,
then it can go two ways, either it will be managed decline and the military will take the charge or it will be full blown panic and chaos and everyone will run to the stores and try to get supplies.


Chances are we are all pretty much fucked. But now it all makes sense, why they let Detroit and the west fall apart and Rott. It explains where all the trillions went. It explains the conspiracy theories about a breakaway civilisation and a new world order.
Ladies and gentleman, the new world will come, and it will be without us. Without most of us. Humanity will be so decimated, so few will survive.


Its pretty much publicly disclosed if you can read between the lines.

[link to blogs.esa.int]

"
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will this have any impact on the lonely sweethearts dance this saturday ?
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Lonely Sweethearts>>>ratdanceratdance
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Where was OP from
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Wherever RUAG is...Bern, Switzerland. I don't know if they have satellite facilities or not.
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when?
like 4 days from now?
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May 6th
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


I happen to know that is bullshit. YOU can check out my threads ...as the millennial reign of Christ Jesus has begun and the earth is not going to be destroyed by a huge shower of asteroids. I AM THAT I AM. KAN DAK
Times they are a changing RAPIDLY... and its going to be harsh.. TIME TO REMOVE HEADS FROM SAND and you must do it quickly. The strong.. those who are the REMNANT are NOT the ones leaving... they are the ones who will rebuild.

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HavingEverLastingLIFE... FieryIntelligenceReasonatingETERNALLY.

Now this is the age where people will remain copy cat followers who DO NOT REASON.. or they will begin finding the eternal Fiery intelligence... HELLFIRE IS THE FLAME OF THE FATHER THAT WILL IGNITE THIS WORLD INTO ETERNITY. You have been so FOOLED BELOVEDS.

The choice of remaining IGNORANT or growing your mind is before you. Growing your minds is eternal. Ignorance leads to dead ends.


111:1.6 (1217.1) Mind is the cosmic instrument on which the human will can play the discords of destruction, or upon which this same human will can bring forth the exquisite melodies of God identification and consequent eternal survival. The Adjuster bestowed upon man is, in the last analysis, impervious to evil and incapable of sin, but mortal mind can actually be twisted, distorted, and rendered evil and ugly by the sinful machinations of a perverse and self-seeking human will. Likewise can this mind be made noble, beautiful, true, and good—actually great—in accordance with the spirit-illuminated will of a God-knowing human being. [link to www.urantia.org (secure)]


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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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I gave you a Shit Star for complaining.
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Who TF cares about your shit star dude. You think you just hurt my feelers? FOH
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will this have any impact on the lonely sweethearts dance this saturday ?
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No. The dance is prior to the doom.
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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And all the observatories got shut down for a week a while back during that mysterious child prawn incident in New Mexico.

Why would they shut Astro down? Wow...

HEY ASTRO...have you seen anything? Even if you're not live streaming, at least let us know...
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[link to twitter.com (secure)]

"Check out @NASA's feature on the upcoming #PlanetaryDefense Conference and hypothetical #AsteroidImpact 🌍☄️
#ExerciseOnly
➡️USE-FULL-LINK-8eRF5P742t USE-FULL-LINK-6jl3W1ukBp"
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
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Approved Giza first. Doomtards we ride, TraNSponder9 is taking care of backside intel and would advicE a level 5 Fandango Ranger Alert.-a1
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
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Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
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[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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[link to twitter.com (secure)]

"Check out @NASA's feature on the upcoming #PlanetaryDefense Conference and hypothetical #AsteroidImpact 🌍☄️
#ExerciseOnly
➡️USE-FULL-LINK-8eRF5P742t USE-FULL-LINK-6jl3W1ukBp"
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Yep. Fe-ma is also preparing for asteroid impact stuff.
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