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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Hi Pooka
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Hello, Plato hf How goes mit du?
 Quoting: Pooka


Chillen thanks, you?

(I'm less than half mile from shore in Humboldt, the kill zone. I don't even care anymore I just live life ready every day)

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sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
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Family and I are doing fine.

Every time I read a good doom thread I buy some more food or other prep.

Keeps me frosty.

Ref Toba, I imagine a bunch of cave people with torches hunting down the last surviving animals to stay alive.

I have read a lot about the Inuit culture before contact with Western traders. They went cannibal when faced with starvation. I am sure we will have lots of dead bodies about to scavenge if necessary.

Does someone have a recipe for Long Pig jerky?
 Quoting: darth




Here's something to think about: Not that I'm advocating cannibalism but you know if it means survival........anyway, seems like the greater percentage of people today are medicated in some way, either with anti-depressants or with diabetes pills, high blood pressure pills, heart/stroke pills, eczema pills, etc.

Considering the meltdown all those years ago when people discovered that there were growth hormones in milk, what do you think the reaction will be (besides the generalized "Yuck!") when they realize that their "meat" is so contaminated?
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Have to go back and read the whole thing
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If what StormyNights has relayed
to us is true the Human Race is
finished. Ocean and earth
crashes will do the job.
Preparation is not a
feasible option.

burnit
 Quoting: Transition


Prehistoric humans endured YEARS of cold and darkness when Toba erupted 72,000 years ago.

You need to dig deep and have lots of food. A well for water.

An abandoned mine or large cave would be expedient.

As for food, the minimum necessary to sustain life would be about 500 pounds of grain or beans per person for five years or so.

That is not an impossible number. Lots of farmers have tons of grain stored.

Homo sap is a very tough, adaptable species. Some will make it.
 Quoting: darth

I happen to know where several natural cave systems are as well as 1 inside a state park within 25-30 miles of me.
 Quoting: catnahalf




Be careful of the State Park one. Years ago I read that they have put cameras, infrared heat sensors, motion detectors, and sound transmitting microphones in State and Federal Parks in order to track anyone that they don't think should be there. They'd be able to come right to your camp no matter how "hidden" you think it is.
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Being in a cave as asteroids
crash onto earth is fool
hardy. Vibration will
be very intense. I
lived through
Y2K! I'll
survive
this!
Looking outside

my cave.
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Here's something to think about: Not that I'm advocating cannibalism but you know if it means survival........anyway, seems like the greater percentage of people today are medicated in some way, either with anti-depressants or with diabetes pills, high blood pressure pills, heart/stroke pills, eczema pills, etc.

Considering the meltdown all those years ago when people discovered that there were growth hormones in milk, what do you think the reaction will be (besides the generalized "Yuck!") when they realize that their "meat" is so contaminated?
 Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable


What great thinking - OMG what a thought! Excellent point! I don't believe I would reach the point of willingness to eat human flesh, though I might feed some to my dogs - if they survive. Actually, I don't expect to survive that long anyway.

You bring up a very good consideration for those who are young and healthy and are likely to survive beyond their supplies. I hope you will make a thread on this subject to be sure people are aware and thinking about it.

Good job! Thank you!
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AUSSIE BLOKE REDUX.

Lol.
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Will see come Sunday
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bump-17
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bump-17
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What is the -17?
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AUSSIE BLOKE REDUX.

Lol.
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Means?
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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AUSSIE BLOKE REDUX.

Lol.
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Means?
 Quoting: Pooka


Gotta be referencing that thread by the Australian I can't find it but it was a nothing burger, similar thread to the Wyatt bugout thread had eyebrows raised bigly. Tomato plants went in for lots of fandangos.
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are we dead yet?
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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when?
like 4 days from now?
 Quoting: Brown Chicken Brown Cow


May 6th
 Quoting: StormyNights


They say starting tonight through the night of May 6, there will be 40 per hour streaking across the sky. They say it is annual, but I have never seen anything like that & I am a stargazer. Wondering if this is connected to Revelations about the stars falling from the heavens.

I wish that I could score some ganja, that would be a great high watching that show.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


It will be another nothing burger.
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[link to www.meteorscan.com] - temporarily unavailable - hmmm
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lol

I have some catching up to do. Little man and I were out all day. I love a good long walk and a sturdy jogging stroller.

It sure feels doomy. It was below sixty alllllllll day. It is May, in the Northern Hemisphere.... right?
 Quoting: Pooka


Hey CleverCreator - good to see you. Below sixty here as well. Beautiful sunshine, though.

Yes, it feels doomy like a weight on the chest, and more piling on. Yesterday was bad enough, with all the warnings and possibilities. Today we have ageism shills trying to divide us on forums, pigs infected with a disease we can catch, two dead on an airplane from a plague, if I read it correctly, and a lot of people isolated somewhere with the plague. That's not a careful reading of pinned threads - more a glance or three.

We have doom of every flavor hanging around us, and I refuse to believe it's all false and as the trolls say, Nothingburger. I don't believe we can get by with nothingburgers much longer. Law of averages, you know. Now we are waiting for asteroids to hit us Saturday or Sunday - yup, DOOMY is right!

Forgot to mention that also, just because there isn't enough going on, SkyKing messages, which are those from and to and between nuclear-equipped US military aircraft have been active today, according to Marfoogle, who is a great person for news.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Something is always happening, even if us peasants aren’t in the know. And fur sure ignore those beastly trolls.

I used to have horrible world ending dreams... started in 1999. They went away after 2012. I have my theories but going to leave them be and keep my faith while I say my prayers to God.

Hugs and Love!!!
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Anybody have knowledge of the sense of this site?
[link to global-mind.org]
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Yes. And ignore it unless the dot is red for over 12 hours.

:)
Doom Level: Raging Raccoon

Just do your best. And be a decent soul. Don’t forget the comfort food.

Okay.... it’s taking longer than I thought. Eek. This sucks.

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are we dead yet?
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Technically we die a little everyday...

But as for roids falling ... not yet.

Little man and I are going for a picnic today. Before it turns cold...again.

I was thinking about waking him to watch for falling stars tonight.
Doom Level: Raging Raccoon

Just do your best. And be a decent soul. Don’t forget the comfort food.

Okay.... it’s taking longer than I thought. Eek. This sucks.

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So, how many minutes until impact??

Or are we dead already?
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Relax, it's not happening!
God has changed the path
of all this space junk!
Source is: God. Show
your gratitude!
Looking outside

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[link to www.meteorscan.com] - temporarily unavailable - hmmm
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[link to www.ustream.tv]

[link to lunarmeteoritehunters.blogspot.com]

[link to thelatestworldwidemeteorreports.blogspot.com]

[link to www.livemeteors.com]

[link to fireball.amsmeteors.org (secure)]

[link to www.heavens-above.com (secure)]
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If Trumps at the whitehouse or golfing at isn't happeneing.
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If Trumps at the whitehouse or golfing at isn't happeneing.
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I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Things are bad enough, there is no need to make anything up.

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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


It will be another nothing burger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77610968


And that will be a WONDERFUL thing! If posting this kind of information to speculate on is what invokes the GLP effect, then post away, people! Saving humanity one tomato plant at a time!

And for those that crave destruction - so glad to keep disappointing you!

penguin
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thank you for the links!
hf
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lol

I have some catching up to do. Little man and I were out all day. I love a good long walk and a sturdy jogging stroller.

It sure feels doomy. It was below sixty alllllllll day. It is May, in the Northern Hemisphere.... right?
 Quoting: Pooka


Hey CleverCreator - good to see you. Below sixty here as well. Beautiful sunshine, though.

Yes, it feels doomy like a weight on the chest, and more piling on. Yesterday was bad enough, with all the warnings and possibilities. Today we have ageism shills trying to divide us on forums, pigs infected with a disease we can catch, two dead on an airplane from a plague, if I read it correctly, and a lot of people isolated somewhere with the plague. That's not a careful reading of pinned threads - more a glance or three.

We have doom of every flavor hanging around us, and I refuse to believe it's all false and as the trolls say, Nothingburger. I don't believe we can get by with nothingburgers much longer. Law of averages, you know. Now we are waiting for asteroids to hit us Saturday or Sunday - yup, DOOMY is right!

Forgot to mention that also, just because there isn't enough going on, SkyKing messages, which are those from and to and between nuclear-equipped US military aircraft have been active today, according to Marfoogle, who is a great person for news.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Something is always happening, even if us peasants aren’t in the know. And fur sure ignore those beastly trolls.

I used to have horrible world ending dreams... started in 1999. They went away after 2012. I have my theories but going to leave them be and keep my faith while I say my prayers to God.

Hugs and Love!!!
 Quoting: Pooka


Hugs for you as well, my friend. hf
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Red Neck Girl, could you please

break this down to ten

words or less?

Little Old Man

thanks you!
Looking outside

my cave.
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From my above link:

"TO STAY AWAY
0. Away from Cities
1. Away from the shores
2. Away from Active Volcanos, hills that can come crashing down on you etc
3. Away from Nuclear reactors

GET
0.Water, water is cheap, get all the money you have. Overdraw your credit card, borrow from your neighbour if you have to.
1. Food, get food that wont go off, Get bags of sugar, rice, flour, corn flour, beans, canned fish, Alcohol
2. Sanitary kit, first aid kit, water purifier, water filter, get Soap, soap bars are dirt cheap, Alcohol, Povidone Iodine!
3. Get a first aid pack, cloth, jackets T-shirts, socks, underwear
4. Sleeping bag, sleeping mat, tent, Charcoal, fire kit etc
5. Ham Radio, Hand crank to charge your gadgets


This is what will happen, Asteroids will hit earth. Multiple locations.
You will notice Earth quakes, Tsunamis, Ash clouds, it will get dark, it will rain ash, it will thunder a lot, it will get dark and cold for a while.
It will snow ashes, since tonnes of particles will be pushed into the atmosphere. Electricity will stop coming out of your wall, so will the water,
then it can go two ways, either it will be managed decline and the military will take the charge or it will be full blown panic and chaos and everyone will run to the stores and try to get supplies.


Chances are we are all pretty much fucked. But now it all makes sense, why they let Detroit and the west fall apart and Rott. It explains where all the trillions went. It explains the conspiracy theories about a breakaway civilisation and a new world order.
Ladies and gentleman, the new world will come, and it will be without us. Without most of us. Humanity will be so decimated, so few will survive.


Its pretty much publicly disclosed if you can read between the lines.

[link to blogs.esa.int]

"
 Quoting: WokWook



if we knew how to work together as a people it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

our own families down't even work together do you notice our government? how at war everybody is with each other? this is what is going to be our doom not the asteroids. there are people (if this is true) who know this right now and they are saving their own asses not telling the world if they did they probably would be killed by the others right? this is how far we are from working together as a collective group of people that is why not just this is happening (if it is true) but the apocalypse is. stocking up on shit is nothing compared to this problem. for those not impacted. and funny enough nobody wants to do anything about this problem it is only going to get worse and worse and worse again have you seen our government?

the problem in this world is a human problem if we were humans facing disaster would be difficult but surviveable. we are not fucking humans. DUH. that is why the groups of people out there who are human (like the mayans) won't just survive what is coming they are going to rise like the phoenix as this nightmare we call life crashes and burns.


the apocalypse is about to begin people. this is just part of it. it is like a one million piece puzzle one piece of it all of the things that are about to come out way as a people because of the nature of our character the quality of our nature. our greed our selfishness our ignorane our denial.
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Family and I are doing fine.

Every time I read a good doom thread I buy some more food or other prep.

Keeps me frosty.

Ref Toba, I imagine a bunch of cave people with torches hunting down the last surviving animals to stay alive.

I have read a lot about the Inuit culture before contact with Western traders. They went cannibal when faced with starvation. I am sure we will have lots of dead bodies about to scavenge if necessary.

Does someone have a recipe for Long Pig jerky?
 Quoting: darth




Here's something to think about: Not that I'm advocating cannibalism but you know if it means survival........anyway, seems like the greater percentage of people today are medicated in some way, either with anti-depressants or with diabetes pills, high blood pressure pills, heart/stroke pills, eczema pills, etc.

Considering the meltdown all those years ago when people discovered that there were growth hormones in milk, what do you think the reaction will be (besides the generalized "Yuck!") when they realize that their "meat" is so contaminated?
 Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable


I was joking, but the truth is that some people WILL go cannibal if faced with starvation.

They will not be so worried about contamination IMHO.





GLP