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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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From my above link:

"TO STAY AWAY
0. Away from Cities
1. Away from the shores
2. Away from Active Volcanos, hills that can come crashing down on you etc
3. Away from Nuclear reactors

GET
0.Water, water is cheap, get all the money you have. Overdraw your credit card, borrow from your neighbour if you have to.
1. Food, get food that wont go off, Get bags of sugar, rice, flour, corn flour, beans, canned fish, Alcohol
2. Sanitary kit, first aid kit, water purifier, water filter, get Soap, soap bars are dirt cheap, Alcohol, Povidone Iodine!
3. Get a first aid pack, cloth, jackets T-shirts, socks, underwear
4. Sleeping bag, sleeping mat, tent, Charcoal, fire kit etc
5. Ham Radio, Hand crank to charge your gadgets


This is what will happen, Asteroids will hit earth. Multiple locations.
You will notice Earth quakes, Tsunamis, Ash clouds, it will get dark, it will rain ash, it will thunder a lot, it will get dark and cold for a while.
It will snow ashes, since tonnes of particles will be pushed into the atmosphere. Electricity will stop coming out of your wall, so will the water,
then it can go two ways, either it will be managed decline and the military will take the charge or it will be full blown panic and chaos and everyone will run to the stores and try to get supplies.


Chances are we are all pretty much fucked. But now it all makes sense, why they let Detroit and the west fall apart and Rott. It explains where all the trillions went. It explains the conspiracy theories about a breakaway civilisation and a new world order.
Ladies and gentleman, the new world will come, and it will be without us. Without most of us. Humanity will be so decimated, so few will survive.


Its pretty much publicly disclosed if you can read between the lines.

[link to blogs.esa.int]

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 Quoting: WokWook



if we knew how to work together as a people it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

our own families down't even work together do you notice our government? how at war everybody is with each other? this is what is going to be our doom not the asteroids. there are people (if this is true) who know this right now and they are saving their own asses not telling the world if they did they probably would be killed by the others right? this is how far we are from working together as a collective group of people that is why not just this is happening (if it is true) but the apocalypse is. stocking up on shit is nothing compared to this problem. for those not impacted. and funny enough nobody wants to do anything about this problem it is only going to get worse and worse and worse again have you seen our government?

the problem in this world is a human problem if we were humans facing disaster would be difficult but surviveable. we are not fucking humans. DUH. that is why the groups of people out there who are human (like the mayans) won't just survive what is coming they are going to rise like the phoenix as this nightmare we call life crashes and burns.


the apocalypse is about to begin people. this is just part of it. it is like a one million piece puzzle one piece of it all of the things that are about to come out way as a people because of the nature of our character the quality of our nature. our greed our selfishness our ignorane our denial.
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and for the people who know this is true or could be true (if this is true) you understand exactly what it feels like to be screaming to the whole goddamn world the apocalypse is about to begin and we are not prepared or equipped to handle what is about to start happening not cause of incapability but because of our ignorance and denial and selfishness and greed.

and nobody will listen. the people who know this these types of things laugh. cause they don't want you to survive it. that is how serious this is. it makes some asteroids falling down from the sky even big ones look like another day at the office for most people.
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And again this is NOT truth but its always good to have a store of necessities... I see a post above.. yes if it comes to it some humans will canabalize.. which is a no no... because eating the same flesh as one has is very toxic.
The Gospel of Christ IS all humans are ONLY BEGOTTEN Sons of the FATHER and thus you are all brothers and sisters and you are all kin of Christ too.


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Serbian poster, you are always rude. Why is this? Did I at any point suggest that politicians tell the truth? As a matter of fact in other posts I have declared the opposite.

You seem to take me to task often, so I must be getting under your skin in some way. I don't mind that a bit!
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Sorry, I don't remember replying to you in the past... Unless you have different IDs?

But yes, I get triggered on stupidity and lies, and paid posters... which is a normal reaction, don't you think?
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Serbian poster, you are always rude. Why is this? Did I at any point suggest that politicians tell the truth? As a matter of fact in other posts I have declared the opposite.

You seem to take me to task often, so I must be getting under your skin in some way. I don't mind that a bit!
 Quoting: Pooka


Sorry, I don't remember replying to you in the past... Unless you have different IDs?

But yes, I get triggered on stupidity and lies, and paid posters... which is a normal reaction, don't you think?
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I only have one ID and one IP, far as I know. I am not stupid, don't lie, am not paid to post - I am one person, truth-telling, not shilling nor trolling, and not paid to do anything here. Perhaps you are thinking of someone else? Goodness knows there are plenty here who fit that description, which I appreciate very little.
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And again this is NOT truth but its always good to have a store of necessities... I see a post above.. yes if it comes to it some humans will canabalize.. which is a no no... because eating the same flesh as one has is very toxic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOT just physically toxic.
More importantly toxic for the spirit, the soul.
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I'm prepped for anything, so I'm not worried, especially about a shitpost on /pol/ of all places.

What preps?

I have a hammock and enough beer to drink myself into a coma.
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I'm prepped for anything, so I'm not worried, especially about a shitpost on /pol/ of all places.

What preps?

I have a hammock and enough beer to drink myself into a coma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75721016


Hmm... beer is actually quite nutritious in a lot of ways, so you're actually not half wrong.

Hammock can get kinda chilly though, and not much use as a flotation device... but it has some spring to it so great for concussion relief.

Could be worse! laugh

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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

1dunno1

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Somebody knows something. All silver chains and garlic has been bought up at Walmart.
scratching
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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

1dunno1

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Somebody knows something. All silver chains and garlic has been bought up at Walmart.
scratching
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Can't get good stakewood at Home Depot to save your life! Luckily I have a lot of good seasoned cedar... I'll hook you up.

penguin
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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

1dunno1

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Somebody knows something. All silver chains and garlic has been bought up at Walmart.
scratching
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Can't get good stakewood at Home Depot to save your life! Luckily I have a lot of good seasoned cedar... I'll hook you up.

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Stick to the beer, if you're blood alcohol level is high enough the vampires can't drink it.
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...


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

1dunno1

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Somebody knows something. All silver chains and garlic has been bought up at Walmart.
scratching
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Can't get good stakewood at Home Depot to save your life! Luckily I have a lot of good seasoned cedar... I'll hook you up.

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Stick to the beer, if you're blood alcohol level is high enough the vampires can't drink it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75721016


*Your*

see, it's working already.
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[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Still waiting for the vamps on rocks... been googling for supersonic garlic just in case, but no luck so far... look what you've done!

1dunno1

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Somebody knows something. All silver chains and garlic has been bought up at Walmart.
scratching
 Quoting: Mkjeep


UhOh!! That means it's serious business this time!
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when?
like 4 days from now?
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May 6th
 Quoting: StormyNights


They say starting tonight through the night of May 6, there will be 40 per hour streaking across the sky. They say it is annual, but I have never seen anything like that & I am a stargazer. Wondering if this is connected to Revelations about the stars falling from the heavens.

I wish that I could score some ganja, that would be a great high watching that show.
 Quoting: Guitarslinger 77147051


All the dreams say they look like stars but end up being angels.
Doom Level: Raging Raccoon

Just do your best. And be a decent soul. Don’t forget the comfort food.

Okay.... it’s taking longer than I thought. Eek. This sucks.

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No problem cheers
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Anybody seen flyin rocks yet? Vampires on them?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


No but there was a suspicious vehicle waiting by a trail....they got the call for a drive by.

But if vamperella shows up, I will send her your direction.
Doom Level: Raging Raccoon

Just do your best. And be a decent soul. Don’t forget the comfort food.

Okay.... it’s taking longer than I thought. Eek. This sucks.

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Where’s OP?? Needs to update title.
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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

dasbier
 Quoting: jt210


Yep. We are and hunkered down. It’s gonna be “heat on” for Monday and on...again. I think we might get a Sunday reprieve... I prayed for one.
Doom Level: Raging Raccoon

Just do your best. And be a decent soul. Don’t forget the comfort food.

Okay.... it’s taking longer than I thought. Eek. This sucks.

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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

dasbier
 Quoting: jt210


Yep. We are and hunkered down. It’s gonna be “heat on” for Monday and on...again. I think we might get a Sunday reprieve... I prayed for one.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Hopefully not Sunday. We'll be out in the kayaks tomorrow. Big waves can suck, you know.
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And again this is NOT truth but its always good to have a store of necessities... I see a post above.. yes if it comes to it some humans will canabalize.. which is a no no... because eating the same flesh as one has is very toxic.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


NOT just physically toxic.
More importantly toxic for the spirit, the soul.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416747


IT can destroy your DNA causing death.

Last Edited by ALL IS ONE IS ALL on 05/04/2019 07:51 PM
The Gospel of Christ IS all humans are ONLY BEGOTTEN Sons of the FATHER and thus you are all brothers and sisters and you are all kin of Christ too.


KD New begin....
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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

dasbier
 Quoting: jt210


Yep. We are and hunkered down. It’s gonna be “heat on” for Monday and on...again. I think we might get a Sunday reprieve... I prayed for one.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Hopefully not Sunday. We'll be out in the kayaks tomorrow. Big waves can suck, you know.
 Quoting: jt210


Well, for those of us not in micro crafts I don't care what happens Sunday... Monday, may it happen before I leave for work! I've got a load of work to get done in that event!

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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

dasbier
 Quoting: jt210


Yep. We are and hunkered down. It’s gonna be “heat on” for Monday and on...again. I think we might get a Sunday reprieve... I prayed for one.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Hopefully not Sunday. We'll be out in the kayaks tomorrow. Big waves can suck, you know.
 Quoting: jt210


Well, for those of us not in micro crafts I don't care what happens Sunday... Monday, may it happen before I leave for work! I've got a load of work to get done in that event!
 Quoting: Lowkey Cyberpunk


I was planning on mowing on Monday. If there are asteroid impacts, I guess people won't care if my grass is too high.

As to vampires riding in, we eat a lot of garlic, so I think we'll be alright. Also have some barn wood from an old oak barn. Bet that would make good stakes. I could dip it in garlic if that would have an added effect?
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OP, what's our time frame? I got popcorn, a case of beer and a bottle of tequila. Ready for the show.

dasbier
 Quoting: jt210


Yep. We are and hunkered down. It’s gonna be “heat on” for Monday and on...again. I think we might get a Sunday reprieve... I prayed for one.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


I hope so too - what had to be done today was in my home. I have to go shopping tomorrow for the added bits and pieces. Joining you in prayer for that reprieve. "Where two or more are gathered . . ." and we are gathered here. hf
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If Trumps at the whitehouse or golfing at isn't happeneing.
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I was just thinking the exact same thing.
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So, you're 100 per cent sure that the person whom you're seeing is ACTUALLY Trump and not a clone or a body double? Wow, this USED to be a conspiracy site!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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Waiting for impact or vampires or both.



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If Trumps at the whitehouse or golfing at isn't happeneing.
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I was just thinking the exact same thing.
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So, you're 100 per cent sure that the person whom you're seeing is ACTUALLY Trump and not a clone or a body double? Wow, this USED to be a conspiracy site!
 Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable


Trump has two doubles that I know of personally.

I can't talk about the clone issue after midnight or the Tupperware will get pissed.





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