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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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22 pages for a standard glp effect doom scare?

impressive

thanks for saving us from doom by posting this prediction, i have a kung fu class i really didnt want to miss
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Thread: NASA SHOCK Warning: Earth Under Threat For Meteor Strike

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Good versus evil is what the stakes are. I already know what the stakes are.
I lost my apathy.
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Good versus evil is what the stakes are. I already know what the stakes are.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


I am legion.
I lost my apathy.
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Echoing Strongman, after all these years of GLP LARPing, why do people keep falling for these threads.

Any asshole (OP) can do a bit of research and write a reasonably coherent doom narrative. We've had literally dozens of solid, terrifying examples on GLP over the years, not to mention the hundreds of half-ass ones.

They were all bullshit.

Every. Single. One.

This shit is no different. There is zero evidence presented of anything. Just scary bullshit.

If it is causing you anxiety, turn off the computer and go for a walk. Go get some ice cream. Remind yourself that the real world is right there around you, and you have been manipulated by some fucktard attention-whore loser.
 Quoting: Zalinsky


I think doom is interesting to consider. It stimulates my imagination. Why don't YOU leave the thread and go get some ice cream.
 Quoting: TwoStep


Well-said!!
 Quoting: Pooka


Thanks Pooka! And yes, I'm a real live person :)
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I'm not going into slavery or losing my freedom. Fuck that!
I lost my apathy.
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Bring your fucking doom upon me. I can take it. I am human!
I lost my apathy.
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Is it what we would call a salamander? Might search one and see if it looks right.
 Quoting: Pooka


Not really, a buncha of different ones. The one here looks like a bullfrog, big google eyes, sucker looking mouth and two large fins in front that it walks with. Rest of body looks like a fish
 Quoting: Mkjeep


That sounds, if you forgive the proper use of the word, really queer-looking! How big is it? Does it eat other living things? Will it eat your turtles? Do people eat them?
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Bring your fucking doom upon me. I can take it. I am human!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


TruthReaper, maybe time for bed?
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Bring your fucking doom upon me. I can take it. I am human!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


TruthReaper, maybe time for bed?
 Quoting: Pooka


I am the only sane fucker left.
I lost my apathy.
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We are getting down to brass tacks. You will be taking a side.
I lost my apathy.
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I've heard wormwood was going to make an entrance in the end of days. I won't give in to sickness. You do what you have to do.
I lost my apathy.
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RED ALERT!!!

Thread: NASA SHOCK Warning: Earth Under Threat For Meteor Strike
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I see the sickness every single fucking day. I want it to end. Sue me!
I lost my apathy.
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All I ask is that I be able to see it coming.


acestroid




fuck yeah

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Anyone notice the red alert I placed here? No comments? No reading of the link?

Seems very fitting in this thread.
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It has happened before, and

it will happen again. The

almost total destruction

of life forms is a long

known fact. Ignore it?

bump
Looking outside

my cave.
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OK its 6:22pm on the 5th, I bought pounds of antibiotics and hundreds of classic movies - when does it start?
epiclol
If them astapoids start hitting, people will kill every border rat down here. It will be open season!
Thats how I pretty much know its not going to happen. There's no "Mosques acting wierd?" thread and we would win the invasion overnight fernando!

Did buy plague supplies, classics and boss is sending my brother season 1-7 of "Game of Thrones" because he has read the books but never seen the show. There will be a nasty outbreak before any asteroids hit. That one you can count on
 Quoting: Timur2020


clappa
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
 Quoting: Southern Man 1685967


Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
 Quoting: StormyNights


Astro mutt was just dumped.

He would have known........
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Aw heck, did everyone go to bed?
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Aw heck, did everyone go to bed?
 Quoting: TwoStep


I'm still here drinking like a banshee!
I lost my apathy.
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Aw heck, did everyone go to bed?
 Quoting: TwoStep


I'm still here drinking like a banshee!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Me too!
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I'm still here drinking like a banshee!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


We know. There are certain signs . . .
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I'm still here drinking like a banshee!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


We know. There are certain signs . . .
 Quoting: Pooka


I think he's still working on that case of liquor someone bought him ;)
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I've got a hundred dollars that says OP will be missing in action on May 7.
I'll agree to be "woke" when they wake up from their stupor.
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I think he's still working on that case of liquor someone bought him ;)
 Quoting: TwoStep


I remember. :)
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Re: Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails
Interesting thread
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I see the sickness every single fucking day. I want it to end. Sue me!
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


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Re: Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails
Many moons ago when YaH opened my eyes, I happened to see a HUGE asteroid that flew between the earth and the moon. How do I know, I actually saw it through my telescope while looking at the full moon. For what it is worth...
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Re: Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails
I have way more fear of the pro-Hillary, pro-Barack sectors of America than something headed to Earth from space.

The US ending up like a combo of Mexico, France and Venezuela is the ultimate nightmare. Or a version of shit-filled San Francisco and Jussie-Smolletized Chicago spread from sea to shining sea.


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