Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

Echoing Strongman, after all these years of GLP LARPing, why do people keep falling for these threads.

Any asshole (OP) can do a bit of research and write a reasonably coherent doom narrative. We've had literally dozens of solid, terrifying examples on GLP over the years, not to mention the hundreds of half-ass ones.

They were all bullshit.

Every. Single. One.

This shit is no different. There is zero evidence presented of anything. Just scary bullshit.

If it is causing you anxiety, turn off the computer and go for a walk. Go get some ice cream. Remind yourself that the real world is right there around you, and you have been manipulated by some fucktard attention-whore loser.