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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Many moons ago when YaH opened my eyes, I happened to see a HUGE asteroid that flew between the earth and the moon. How do I know, I actually saw it through my telescope while looking at the full moon. For what it is worth...
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Whoaaa! And did you read or hear of it being reported anywhere by anyone?
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Anyone notice the red alert I placed here? No comments? No reading of the link?

Seems very fitting in this thread.
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shoon
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"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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Anyone notice the red alert I placed here? No comments? No reading of the link?

Seems very fitting in this thread.
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Too busy digging a hole to hide in. hiding
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Awww Oh dear
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Hello, there has been no asteroid impacts on Earth recorded today as far as i can tell.

I will go outside and see if there is any in my neighbourhood ok.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

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There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

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There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


Another GLP nothing burger.
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Hello, there has been no asteroid impacts on Earth recorded today as far as i can tell.

I will go outside and see if there is any in my neighbourhood ok.
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No, no asteroids outside i am fairly sure.

What about Africa? Do way see any up there?


hf
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I got the feeling of that this Mandala effect has made this small like pebbles so we get not disturbed by big dirty things. I will check outside tomorrow for this little ones.
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:shoon:
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Cool video effects for 1998, but the sound effects are just dumb. The asteroid flying by in the atmosphere is made to sound just like a car at full speed. "Wooosh". Ok, lol. The sound would be so much more powerful from all that friction, there would also be all sorts of deep booms etc.
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Happy, Happy Doomsday everyone!

Keep your powder dry!


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It will happen one day, that I'm sure.

However, now is to early, first the financial system collapse and trigger will be "a fiery EVENT", 10x bigger FF than 9#11.

That may happen in the next 18 months.

RUAG is a pretty bad uncle intel is my guess, I would wonder if the have information and if yes, if they would leak it.

We find out soon.

Have faith !
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Thread: me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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We will determine legitimacy by coming back here tomorrow and tag you the same as the others that came before you with their paranoid crap.
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
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I think if it was true, by this time we'd be seeing discrete prepping moves from many governments, however so far nothing have showed up..
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Are we dead yet? spanky-waitn
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Are we dead yet? spanky-waitn
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Yes, you are. This is the afterlife.
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Happy, Happy Doomsday everyone!

Keep your powder dry!


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:herewego:
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Anyone notice the red alert I placed here? No comments? No reading of the link?

Seems very fitting in this thread.
 Quoting: Pooka


bsflag
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
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Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
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Amateurs like me track these things all the time, and yes, we calculate the trajectories ourselves.
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Are we all dead yet lol?
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OP your shipment of fail arrives soon.
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
 Quoting: StormyNights


I simply prepped some more.

Pondered what to do if an asteroid landed in the Gulf of Mexico and sent a mega-tsunami this way.

Timing will determine when you bug out. Severity will determine IF you bug out.

My freehold is about 40 miles inland, so it would take one hell of a wave to hit us.

Wifey says we need to buy a boat anyway.

Off to check craigs list.

If I had inside intel of a possible asteroid strike, I would do the same as you did.

I would rather prep 100 times than be unprepared when disaster finally strikes.
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
 Quoting: StormyNights


Stormy Nights, I continue to thank you for posting what you received. We do deserve a heads-up when something may be coming at us.

I'm so sorry there are almost battalions of unpleasant people on here who like to insult you and anyone who posts a possibility which doesn't come to fruition. Hope you can ignore them. They apparently don't have lives of their own, and thus spend all their time here, nay-saying.

Thank you again, Stormy!
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Anyone notice the red alert I placed here? No comments? No reading of the link?

Seems very fitting in this thread.
 Quoting: Pooka


bsflag
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Thank you, unpleasant Canada person.
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
 Quoting: StormyNights


I simply prepped some more.

Pondered what to do if an asteroid landed in the Gulf of Mexico and sent a mega-tsunami this way.

Timing will determine when you bug out. Severity will determine IF you bug out.

My freehold is about 40 miles inland, so it would take one hell of a wave to hit us.

Wifey says we need to buy a boat anyway.

Off to check craigs list.

If I had inside intel of a possible asteroid strike, I would do the same as you did.

I would rather prep 100 times than be unprepared when disaster finally strikes.
 Quoting: darth


Exactly! Blue arrow
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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It will happen one day, that I'm sure.

However, now is to early, first the financial system collapse and trigger will be "a fiery EVENT", 10x bigger FF than 9#11.

That may happen in the next 18 months.

RUAG is a pretty bad uncle intel is my guess, I would wonder if the have information and if yes, if they would leak it.

We find out soon.

Have faith !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77005931


thanks for keeping us safe for 18 months with this prediction, appreciate it!

what a strange thing to put your faith in. i rather put my faith in the ingenuity, compassion, and brilliance of the human spirit to overcome all challenges

but thats just me i guess

hf
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If you all think I give a shit about "tagging" and red flagging, youre absurd. For one, it isnt even my intel...Im just the messenger.
We will all know by nightfall if RUAG guy was fucking with people or not. Id rather people have an awareness than not. They can make their own decisions. Hopefully it was bad intel.
 Quoting: StormyNights


Sorry for being off topic, but every time I see your user name I think of Freddy Fender.

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