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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
Mental Case

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When we were kids (mid 70's), we tied bath towels around our necks and jumped off the picnic table pretending to be Underdog.

Hong Kong Phooey knocked Underdog off that pedestal.

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Hong Kong Phooey and his striped can named spot? :D

Then on the radio you had the song "Kung foo fighting...HA"!

I just heard that song about a month ago :)
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Now I have the underdog theme song stuck in my head :/

When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see and hear
The cry goes out both far and near for UNDERDOG!

SPEED OF LIGHTING ROAR OF THUNDER banana2
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It will happen one day, that I'm sure.

However, now is to early, first the financial system collapse and trigger will be "a fiery EVENT", 10x bigger FF than 9#11.

That may happen in the next 18 months.

RUAG is a pretty bad uncle intel is my guess, I would wonder if the have information and if yes, if they would leak it.

We find out soon.

Have faith !
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Possibly around this date 2041. Check JPL's NEO webpage.
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It will happen one day, that I'm sure.

However, now is to early, first the financial system collapse and trigger will be "a fiery EVENT", 10x bigger FF than 9#11.

That may happen in the next 18 months.

RUAG is a pretty bad uncle intel is my guess, I would wonder if the have information and if yes, if they would leak it.

We find out soon.

Have faith !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77005931


Possibly around this date 2041. Check JPL's NEO webpage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75701644


Plug in today's date 2041 here 06-08 May,... [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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05/06/2019 10:46 PM
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BRKIG!
Asteroids inbound!

Florida coast targeted by hostile Aliens.

link coming Shoon.

Massive wall of water headed for Miami.

Tears are streaming down my face as I type this ......

Goodbye Everyone on the east coast.

Uncles sisters brother info

USDI knows all.

Repent Right Meow.

Shave Yourselves

Tomato plants to the life rafts.

Cherry Tomatoes first.

tie garlic to them.

The GLP effect did not stop them them time.

May God have mercy on us all.

That is all.
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Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.
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Is it what we would call a salamander? Might search one and see if it looks right.
 Quoting: Pooka


Not really, a buncha of different ones. The one here looks like a bullfrog, big google eyes, sucker looking mouth and two large fins in front that it walks with. Rest of body looks like a fish
 Quoting: Mkjeep


That sounds, if you forgive the proper use of the word, really queer-looking! How big is it? Does it eat other living things? Will it eat your turtles? Do people eat them?
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Sounds like a catfish, or a bullhead.
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.
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You will be one of the first converted to the way of the Asteroid Vampires.

Sucks to be you. ( bad pun intended )
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Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.
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You will be one of the first converted to the way of the Asteroid Vampires.

Sucks to be you. ( bad pun intended )
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I would laugh. but that wasn't very funny.
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There's some dude knocking on my door & he keeps saying "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLAAAHHH"!

Should I open it?
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There's some dude knocking on my door & he keeps saying "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLAAAHHH"!

Should I open it?
 Quoting: Mental Case


Yes of course, he sounds like a nice fellow. Be neighborly!
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will this have any impact on the lonely sweethearts dance this saturday ?
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WTF ??!! The site I use to watch for meteors is down.


[link to www.meteorscan.com]


Well at leaste I can listen to them:




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OK... seems things are very active. Glad I can monitor one of my sites.

Maybe the "meteor scan" site was told to go offline.

I just saw/heard a couple of big ones.
Yes I Did !!
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Not really, a buncha of different ones. The one here looks like a bullfrog, big google eyes, sucker looking mouth and two large fins in front that it walks with. Rest of body looks like a fish
 Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable


That sounds, if you forgive the proper use of the word, really queer-looking! How big is it? Does it eat other living things? Will it eat your turtles? Do people eat them?




Sounds like a catfish, or a bullhead.


I've seen a bullhead - terminally ugly critters! But I thought those are fish, not capable of "walking" on soil or mud.
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I don't know.... we sure are getting hit by a lot of meteors !! This site lets you hear them AND see the size by looking beneath. YIKES !! a REALLY big one just hit.


Yes I Did !!
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I don't know.... we sure are getting hit by a lot of meteors !! This site lets you hear them AND see the size by looking beneath. YIKES !! a REALLY big one just hit.


Do you think perhaps what was predicted is beginning to happen?
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Did the GLP effect strike again?
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When we were kids (mid 70's), we tied bath towels around our necks and jumped off the picnic table pretending to be Underdog.

Hong Kong Phooey knocked Underdog off that pedestal.

-----------

Hong Kong Phooey and his striped can named spot? :D

Then on the radio you had the song "Kung foo fighting...HA"!

I just heard that song about a month ago :)
 Quoting: Mental Case


I wore my underdog shirt just a few days ago!
See the good. Prepare for the bad. And enjoy right now.
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I don't know.... we sure are getting hit by a lot of meteors !! This site lets you hear them AND see the size by looking beneath. YIKES !! a REALLY big one just hit.


Do you think perhaps what was predicted is beginning to happen?
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!


Well... we have a meteor shower peaking right now... so I don't know.
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Meteors seem to be increasing in number and size.

hiding
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Ha its the 7th, /D00M off

Add this to the failed predictions thread.

GLP effect saves the world again, thank your uncles
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I thought it was supposed to be happening on the 7th?
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Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.
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No, you're not! huffy
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Holy Shit !! Something is happening !!
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Holy Shit !! Something is happening !!
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!


Tell us more!!!
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Holy Shit !! Something is happening !!
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!


Tell us more!!!
 Quoting: Pooka


I wish there was a way to scroll back so you could see. It was about 2:05 ?? All hell broke loose for about 30-40 seconds. I've never seen it do that... it was constant and lots of very big meteors.
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damn! i'm 12 hours ahead... i died
!....

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Holy Shit !! Something is happening !!
 Quoting: Yes I Did !!


Tell us more!!!
 Quoting: Pooka


Scattered reports .....FRangers deep intell observers..... Florida is Gone.

One small compound survives due to force fields and Garlic.

One man will fight to the bitter end to save all that he can.

Hard to type through the tears The EMP will circle the globe and the end of Game of Thrones will never be aired.

Millions grieve at the loss.

Cave paintings are all the tell the story of this time.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

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There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
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