Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

It will happen one day, that I'm sure.

However, now is to early, first the financial system collapse and trigger will be "a fiery EVENT", 10x bigger FF than 9#11.

That may happen in the next 18 months.

RUAG is a pretty bad uncle intel is my guess, I would wonder if the have information and if yes, if they would leak it.

We find out soon.

Have faith !

Possibly around this date 2041. Check JPL's NEO webpage.

That sounds, if you forgive the proper use of the word, really queer-looking! How big is it? Does it eat other living things? Will it eat your turtles? Do people eat them?

Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.

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You will be one of the first converted to the way of the Asteroid Vampires.

Sucks to be you. ( bad pun intended )

There's some dude knocking on my door & he keeps saying "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLAAAHHH"!

Should I open it?

will this have any impact on the lonely sweethearts dance this saturday ?

Not really, a buncha of different ones. The one here looks like a bullfrog, big google eyes, sucker looking mouth and two large fins in front that it walks with. Rest of body looks like a fish

When we were kids (mid 70's), we tied bath towels around our necks and jumped off the picnic table pretending to be Underdog.

Hong Kong Phooey knocked Underdog off that pedestal.

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Hong Kong Phooey and his striped can named spot? :D

Then on the radio you had the song "Kung foo fighting...HA"!

I just heard that song about a month ago :)

I don't know.... we sure are getting hit by a lot of meteors !! This site lets you hear them AND see the size by looking beneath. YIKES !! a REALLY big one just hit.


Do you think perhaps what was predicted is beginning to happen?

Ha its the 7th, /D00M off

Add this to the failed predictions thread.

GLP effect saves the world again, thank your uncles

Doom will happen one of these day's, just not today,...Sorry to spoil your doom party.

Holy Shit !! Something is happening !!

Tell us more!!!

Tell us more!!!

This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

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There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
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I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.