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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Seems legit
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I have friends with observatories. They've said nothing.
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People have long liked gossiping. That along with today's easy, instantaneous communication platforms means that a major, supposed science-grounded forewarning being authentic isn't all too plausible.


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Unless there are tears streaming from someplace, I can't get worked up about this.
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None of the YouTube psychics predicted any asteroid strikes for the month of May. You would think some psychic would pick up on it if were that catastrophic an event. Anyways I give this doom thread a B+. It is nice and short term doom and has some plausible details. This is how a doom thread should work doomtards not any of this vague doom in 3 hours crap.
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I have already watched that and don't recall in her ramblings anything about an asteroid. If I am wrong point me to the time frame she says it. She says a lot of things.
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1999 KW4 will approach within 0.0346 au( 5 MILLION KM) on 2019 May 25. Due to the klystron situation at Goldstone,
we _might_ be able to observe the asteroid with a transmitter power of 250 kW if we receive the
refurbished klyston in time. If so, then 1999 KW4 will be an imaging target at Goldstone
and we might be able to obtain images with a range resolution as fine as 15 m/pixel.

In 2019, the asteroid will approach from the south, and the first day of visibility also coincides
with the closest approach (May 25). Thereafter the asteroid will move north and the SNRs will
rapidly diminish as the asteroid moves away from Earth. Due to the southern declinations, 1999 KW4 is
observable at Goldstone four days before it enters the beam at Arecibo.

1999 KW4 has the least accessible delta-V for a spacecraft mission of any known binary near-Earth asteroid
due to its heliocentric inclination of 39 degrees, eccentricity of 0.7, and semimajor axis of 0.64 au.

This object will be the target of an extensive observing campaign supported by NASA's
Planetary Defense Coordination Office.

1999 KW4 has been classified as a "Potentially Hazardous Asteroid" by the Minor Planet Center.
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Unless there are tears streaming from someplace, I can't get worked up about this.
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Um....I was sitting at my desk with tears streaming down my face while typing about someone else's information...does that count?
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On a scale from Aussie Bloke to you, I give it a 4. Just because one of these days someone will be right.
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Are there uncles involved in this Intel?
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None of the YouTube psychics predicted any asteroid strikes for the month of May. You would think some psychic would pick up on it if were that catastrophic an event. Anyways I give this doom thread a B+. It is nice and short term doom and has some plausible details. This is how a doom thread should work doomtards not any of this vague doom in 3 hours crap.
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I wouldn't travel between 5/5-5/8.
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GOOD!

Let em rip!

:asteroid:

Sick of this shithole.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Aussie Bloke Redux. Yay!

I'm available for panic sex and tomato plant moving and harvesting.
 Quoting: NawtyBits


when?
like 4 days from now?
 Quoting: Brown Chicken Brown Cow


May 6th
 Quoting: StormyNights


Finally, this is some real Doom I can get behind.

I’m so sick of this shithole too, but the aftermath would be no fucking joke. We laugh about it now, but it’ll be beyond everyone’s imagination.

Maybe the lefties will have to start thinking about how to deal with their survival instead of denigrating the conservatives.

Let’s roll!
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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Go away then. Nobody's panicking
There's never a dull moment here on planet earth, unless GLP ceased to exist...

Oh, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
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WTF "quote from OP [email protected]""Be at least at at 500m above sea level"
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Aww chit I'm about 200m shy. Looks like I'll have to make a run to the mountains if this goes down. On a normal day I can get to 2000m in under an hour. Hmm, maybe I should take and extended camping trip this weekend.
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Are there uncles involved in this Intel?
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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Go away then. Nobody's panicking
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are u kidding me my dog is half shaved. shoon ill get the A1
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WTF "quote from OP [email protected]""Be at least at at 500m above sea level"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28763125

Aww chit I'm about 200m shy. Looks like I'll have to make a run to the mountains if this goes down. On a normal day I can get to 2000m in under an hour. Hmm, maybe I should take and extended camping trip this weekend.
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so jelly, i think i can get 400 maybe
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Dr. Carol Rosin: Staged Artificial 'Alien Invasion' and asteroide/comet threat. NWO final card



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Unless there are tears streaming from someplace, I can't get worked up about this.
 Quoting: NawtyBits


Oh come on, it's fun!
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


Great fun. I just don't get worked up. One of these days,someone's gonna be beright. Pay attention. Remain calm. All is well. Until it isn't.
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587


If nothing happens on May 6th then nothing happens.
It's not MY information. You're all adults (most of you), so make adult decisions. I don't make anyone do anything.

It isn't for shits and giggles. I'd like to know if the guy is legit or not with this thread and I'd like others to chime in to help resolve it. I am hoping that Astro might have something to share, maybe some actual real-time observations as we move closer. Since no trajectory is known then idk.
 Quoting: StormyNights


I don’t wanna argue with you. I’m sure your heart is in the right place. BUT, stop spreading bullshit! If you are not totally certain of impending doom. Shut your pie hole! And I mean that in the nicest way. You are being used.
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Please let this be true. I think we need a do over.
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GOOD!

Let em rip!

asteroid

Sick of this shithole.




.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Ha! Here we go Wyatte!

D00M0N-giraffe

Love me some asteroid doom!
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


Wyatte will save us.

WyatteSaving
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stoner
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Oh, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
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there was supose to be a polar shift and extraterestrals monitor earth. florida is expecting a tsunami im sure below sea level. i say this is bs thread and yes i agree there is secrets.
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587


Go away then. Nobody's panicking
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


That's right. We are being entertained here. Doomtards we ride! sealseal
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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Yea, it's spooky that Astro got banned after stating that he was going to live stream the skies. I can't seem to find that thread of his, but didn't he state that he was going to film an asteroid during that live stream?
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damned
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587


Go away then. Nobody's panicking
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


Go fuck yourself.
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587


If nothing happens on May 6th then nothing happens.
It's not MY information. You're all adults (most of you), so make adult decisions. I don't make anyone do anything.

It isn't for shits and giggles. I'd like to know if the guy is legit or not with this thread and I'd like others to chime in to help resolve it. I am hoping that Astro might have something to share, maybe some actual real-time observations as we move closer. Since no trajectory is known then idk.
 Quoting: StormyNights


I don’t wanna argue with you. I’m sure your heart is in the right place. BUT, stop spreading bullshit! If you are not totally certain of impending doom. Shut your pie hole! And I mean that in the nicest way. You are being used.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587


Amen
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None of the YouTube psychics predicted any asteroid strikes for the month of May. You would think some psychic would pick up on it if were that catastrophic an event. Anyways I give this doom thread a B+. It is nice and short term doom and has some plausible details. This is how a doom thread should work doomtards not any of this vague doom in 3 hours crap.
 Quoting: 2hot2handle



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77554450


I have already watched that and don't recall in her ramblings anything about an asteroid. If I am wrong point me to the time frame she says it. She says a lot of things.
 Quoting: 2hot2handle


Her prediction sounds pretty doomy.

She is a vedic astrologer. I'm more inclined to take her into account more just because of that.

May 1-2 Saturn-K2 conjunction - revealing of things

May 4 - New moon - progress moving forward

Jupiter is still in Scorpio - treacherous--signifies destruction (tail of Scorpio)- jealousy/greed/explosive things/clearing

Gendanta/Jupiter (?) deals with drowning. Major well known people dying. Illness/dying.

Dissolving of old belief systems (spiritual).

May 7th - Some crisis will occur. Moon and Mars. For USA.
Something threatening the land. Something is disrupted in communications and traveling. Major issues here. Something big is happening. Affects air travel. All forms of transportation (ships/trains). Mars/Rahu in Gemini.


May 8th Jupiter trines Venus - brings people together (because of events happening?) Again, major floods, literal drownings. Severe emotional discord. Extreme.
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Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
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Here we go again. Ok, give us the orbital elements and/or ephemeris for at least one of these "large asteroids" headed our way.
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This sure beats waiting until 2046 for the sun's mini-nova and extinction event on earth. Those 12,500 year documented and proven intervals are a killer. -Vogt
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Aussie Bloke Redux. Yay!

I'm available for panic sex and tomato plant moving and harvesting.
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Good to know.
Theres always a need to bust cheeks.pigchef
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Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
 Quoting: StormyNights

Here we go again. Ok, give us the orbital elements and/or ephemeris for at least one of these "large asteroids" headed our way.
 Quoting: Dr. Deplorable Astromut


Looks like nearest approach is .085 A.U.


Nothing to be concerned about.

It has been closer before in recent years.
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