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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Common people, we just need FAITH!!! If we believe hard enough.

Monday ... Monday ... Monday I plan on bringing out the lawn chair at daybreak, loading up on the substances and enjoying the show.


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lucifer commands you to see the show while in your car DRIVING WITH BEER ok. dont take it lying down-a
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This website is the home of the boy who cried wolf and the home of chicken little.

So any posting of this nature is eternally hard to believe. Aussie bloke had this place reeling many years ago. Some people actually headed to the hills since the hoax was so well done and received.

The most amazing thing about this site and predictions is that there was not a peep or a ripple before September 11 2001. Nothing, not a word of pending doom. The biggest terrorist attack in world history and no predicted it at this site. So.....
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What the hell is that thing that hits the pyramid? It goes straight up and rolls end over end into the waters. Doesn't look like an asteroid to me.
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Watch the youtube on it. It doesnt even come close to hitting the Earth. came by a year ago and wasnt close and this year it isnt close.
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I happen to know that is bullshit. YOU can check out my threads ...as the millennial reign of Christ Jesus has begun and the earth is not going to be destroyed by a huge shower of asteroids. I AM THAT I AM. KAN DAK
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OP never said Earth was gonna get destroyed, I saw that post about them saying that the Earth wasn't gonna get destroyed, and I simply did not want to QUOTE all that BS, but I wanted to say that OP never SAID Earth was gonna get destroyed by these Meeteorites....

Just that it was gonna happen...

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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
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I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
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bsflagnorespectbsflag
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....vacuous response...“Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find" your mind there, staring out at you!
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Now that was funny

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This website is the home of the boy who cried wolf and the home of chicken little.

So any posting of this nature is eternally hard to believe. Aussie bloke had this place reeling many years ago. Some people actually headed to the hills since the hoax was so well done and received.

The most amazing thing about this site and predictions is that there was not a peep or a ripple before September 11 2001. Nothing, not a word of pending doom. The biggest terrorist attack in world history and no predicted it at this site. So.....
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That is why recently, GLP tried to make it so that everyone that replied on this site or started a Thread had to sign up and create an account...that way we could track and ban spammers, chicken littles and boys who cry wolf...

But THAT didn't work, everyone was complaining, especially the aforementioned individuals...

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This website is the home of the boy who cried wolf and the home of chicken little.

So any posting of this nature is eternally hard to believe. Aussie bloke had this place reeling many years ago. Some people actually headed to the hills since the hoax was so well done and received.

The most amazing thing about this site and predictions is that there was not a peep or a ripple before September 11 2001. Nothing, not a word of pending doom. The biggest terrorist attack in world history and no predicted it at this site. So.....
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Well..... this site did not exist in 2001 so there's that.
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
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Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
 Quoting: StormyNights


The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
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I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
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Maybe, maybe not..
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76494008


ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
 Quoting: nineteeneightyfive


I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
 Quoting: Dr. Deplorable Astromut


10-4 ! Always a pleasure to read material you bring to the table, ASTRO!

But that is still an issue, having been banned. As I've been here long enough that I know that when certain people post, how much credibility to give them, those who are still active, that is.

Hater-stuff, no doubt.

There will always be THEM, to be sure.

Kudos!

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This website is the home of the boy who cried wolf and the home of chicken little.

So any posting of this nature is eternally hard to believe. Aussie bloke had this place reeling many years ago. Some people actually headed to the hills since the hoax was so well done and received.

The most amazing thing about this site and predictions is that there was not a peep or a ripple before September 11 2001. Nothing, not a word of pending doom. The biggest terrorist attack in world history and no predicted it at this site. So.....
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Well..... this site did not exist in 2001 so there's that.
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BOOOM lol who is this guy questioning the POWER OF THE FANDANGO RANGERS. Tards be riding
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
 Quoting: Southern Man 1685967


Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
 Quoting: StormyNights


The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77611396


That is true.

Also, I might state that in fema/federal regulations, it explicitly states that the public is NOT to be warned. Why? To prevent mass panic/chaos.
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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Not buying it. If one was coming that was large enough to cause the kind of calamity this guy was predicting then we would see the glow of it. It would get bigger day by day like a growing bright light in space. I watch the skies nightly. Nothing up there shinng bright. Fun try though. Better luck next time.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


it wont happen all at once
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lucifer commands you to see the show while in your car DRIVING WITH BEER ok. dont take it lying down-a
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Alcohol is the drink of demons and should be avoided at all costs. I am talking about the naturally occurring flower substances provided by nature. Why would you want to numb the experience of this impending doom? I want to savor every second before my skull gets bashed in my a large piece of rock from outer space.

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2018 kk1 is interesting to me,

I wonder if / how jpl calculatethe possible collisions of these with each other, sounds like a computing nightmare.
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....YOU can check out my threads ...as the millennial reign of Christ Jesus has begun and the earth is not going to be destroyed by a huge shower of asteroids. I AM THAT I AM. KAN DAK
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

---------------------------------

There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
 Quoting: StormyNights


yes get out of the citys
was told this 15 years ago
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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Not buying it. If one was coming that was large enough to cause the kind of calamity this guy was predicting then we would see the glow of it. It would get bigger day by day like a growing bright light in space. I watch the skies nightly. Nothing up there shinng bright. Fun try though. Better luck next time.
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Large is a matter of perception dear. Large could be the size of a bus. Large could be the size of a two story building. You wouldn't see that in space. And if there are several of them, they could do significant damages. If they fell into the ocean, even more. You might watch the skies nightly, but what if they're coming from the sun side eh?
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So I have a day or two to do anything I choose consequence free.
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
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I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
 Quoting: Dr. Deplorable Astromut


That's just the thing they would tell you to shut you down lol.
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We couldn't get that lucky.
I lost my apathy.
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I don't know if anyone watches the guy Marfoogle on youtube, but he has an actual source that is privy to high high information that he explicitly trusts and that guy says that the planet will be unrecognizable over the next three years due to changes. I believe asteroids were mentioned. Just a thought.

[link to marfooglenews.com (secure)]
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
 Quoting: Southern Man 1685967


Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
 Quoting: StormyNights


The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77611396


If it's a large asteroid then amateur telescopes are absolutely powerful enough to see it.
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there are plenty of hobbyist that track this stuff and if true we would be hearing from them...
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Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
 Quoting: StormyNights


The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77611396


That is true.

Also, I might state that in fema/federal regulations, it explicitly states that the public is NOT to be warned. Why? To prevent mass panic/chaos.

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hey Dr Astromutt, do you have a take on Douglas Vogt??
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
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I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
 Quoting: Dr. Deplorable Astromut


Maybe, maybe not..
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Worse comes to worse, if someone posts some elements and I find something, I'll stream it to my old twitch account and link it here so people see it anyway. If it's a conspiracy it's failed to shut off alternative routes.
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