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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Been reading these type of posts on GLP for years... next!

But if you want to know what's going to happen next in terms of major prophetic events according to the Word of God, which alone can accurately predict the future, see the following:

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Aquarid Meteor Shower Peak
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Not necessarily. Just because they're seeing things, doesn't mean they know trajectories. And even if they do, they may not be a GLP user. Seriously...think about it...
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The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
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That is true.

Also, I might state that in fema/federal regulations, it explicitly states that the public is NOT to be warned. Why? To prevent mass panic/chaos.

 Quoting: StormyNights


jay


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[link to www.npr.org (secure)]

You know what we all say about "drills"....what if it's not...what if announcing it like this is the only way they can actually get ready for it without alerting the public?
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Interestingly astro got banned from live streaming for a week or two just the other day. I wonder if its related.
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ASTROMUT, banned?

That could certainly mean something of importance, he's been with us forever now...and always with accurate, good, and real information...

sheep
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I've been banned from livestreaming from YouTube, due to a fraudulent copyright claim against one of my videos showing me programming my tracking software. It's just some typical hater shit trying to get back at me.
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Maybe, maybe not..
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I received karma from one member here who is openly celebrating my youtube ban, there are a lot of assholes around and some of them are quite bold about it.
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1999 KW4 isn't due till May 25th.
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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GOOD!

Let em rip!

asteroid

Sick of this shithole.




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if it is going to happen, then i want to be on the coast and get it over with.. i have no desire to be left with the aftermath, i already pay enough in taxes and have to carry people.im tired and that seems like it would be a major pain in the ass to deal with..no thanks.
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Three days ago....

[link to thenextweb.com (secure)]

Nasa head warns to expect a major asteroid impact in your lifetime.
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1999 KW4 isn't due till May 25th.
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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Three days ago....

[link to thenextweb.com (secure)]

Nasa head warns to expect a major asteroid impact in your lifetime.
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Interesting pieces to put together...
There's never a dull moment here on planet earth, unless GLP ceased to exist...

Oh, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
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The most powerful telescopes in the world are all controlled.

Amateur's won't see it until it's too late and it will be tough to get the word out and be seen as legitimate until once again it's too late.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77611396


That is true.

Also, I might state that in fema/federal regulations, it explicitly states that the public is NOT to be warned. Why? To prevent mass panic/chaos.

 Quoting: StormyNights


jay


 Quoting: G3


[link to www.npr.org (secure)]

You know what we all say about "drills"....what if it's not...what if announcing it like this is the only way they can actually get ready for it without alerting the public?
 Quoting: StormyNights


Short Newsy vid about the "drill". . .

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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
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Harvard scientists say Oumuamua may be probe sent by "alien civilization"

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Been reading these type of posts on GLP for years... next!

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GLP is kinda like the Goodwill bins. Dig and you find treasures. but you will see everything from scrap metal to poopy diapers in the pile too. chuckle
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Nothing really close approaching on NEO JPL until 2012 KT 12 gets 0.0017 au on May 18.
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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
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lol always headed south aint they? your too late to the party / need to work on your LARPing skills.
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This is NOT MY information.

Everything below is quoted from original post of the OP of the information:


This is not a joke. Im working for RUAG a Swiss Aerospace and defense company. Im part of a team providing equipment and software to Government bodies.

Earth is about to get showered with multiple large asteroids. Every government knows about it. It's a known open secret.
Warnings will cause a global panic and cause potentially more unnecessary deaths.


Get bottled Water and canned food. And try to get as far as possible inland.
I cant tell you where it's the safest because I don't know the final trajectory and impact zone. Impact zones is pretty much determined but I don't know them myself. I will go with my family into a remote ski area where we have a winter home.

All I can tell you it's not a drill. Get the people you love no matter what excuse you have to tell them, tell them you don't have much to live and its your last wish or tell them you won a lot of money and you want to celebrate it tell them any shitty lie you have to tell them to get them to go with you and GET THE F*CK out of the cities.
Even if your city wont be affected by the Asteroid, or tsunami or earthquake etc Cities are deathtraps because nobody has any supplies and no supply will come, at all. If you read any war diaries out from Russia you will know that murder, raids and cannibalism are normal in a large city cut out from supplies.

Even if you aren't in the Blast zone, the tsunamis and quakes, ash cloud and food and electricity shortages will be insane.

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There are some associated links as possible guesses as to what this MIGHT be:
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I didn't look at the video so close to know if it would be intersecting or not on all angles.

Maybe the OP is for real, maybe not.
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I happen to know that is bullshit. YOU can check out my threads ...as the millennial reign of Christ Jesus has begun and the earth is not going to be destroyed by a huge shower of asteroids. I AM THAT I AM. KAN DAK
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LOL... Sure, the reign has begun... Are you a spin off of the JWs?
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So if it's going to happen around the aquarid meteor shower peak then is it possible that it's going to be much worse than usual and maybe not asteroids per se like big giant solo ones but maybe a super intense meteor storm???
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now this is the kind of doom boner material we like to see

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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
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lol always headed south aint they? your too late to the party / need to work on your LARPing skills.
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I don't think we need to be writing off people's information I mean if there's Clues to this being a legitimate thing then let's keep an open mind...
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None of the YouTube psychics predicted any asteroid strikes for the month of May. You would think some psychic would pick up on it if were that catastrophic an event. Anyways I give this doom thread a B+. It is nice and short term doom and has some plausible details. This is how a doom thread should work doomtards not any of this vague doom in 3 hours crap.
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I give it a C-.

Yeah, Ok it ticks the boxes of being a Doom thread.

But not enough feelings of credibility to get the Doom juices going - not for this month anyway.

By the way, I already live at my bug out location, so I am reasonably prepared for whatever.
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oh shit

Thread: Minister says asteroid to strike?!
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I just received this email from Geico..

"Update to our text messaging terms and conditions

You already know that GEICO text alerts help you stay in the know when you're on the go. Thanks to your feedback, we made minor changes to make your text experience even better.
If there's ever a catastrophic event in your area, like a hurricane, we'll be right by your side with safety tips and policy status updates..."

I added the BF, but that's weird. Just sayin'.
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I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide.

It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle.

If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit.
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That could become very necessary if hazardous materials have been dispersed into the atmosphere or generalized area. I also know that they've ordered a lot of night vision equipment and have been doing extreme amounts of training in night combat and that isn't just the US that is worldwide.
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I just received this email from Geico..

"Update to our text messaging terms and conditions

You already know that GEICO text alerts help you stay in the know when you're on the go. Thanks to your feedback, we made minor changes to make your text experience even better.
If there's ever a catastrophic event in your area, like a hurricane, we'll be right by your side with safety tips and policy status updates..."

I added the BF, but that's weird. Just sayin'.
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Nothing really close approaching on NEO JPL until 2012 KT 12 gets 0.0017 au on May 18.
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I can't find any size information for that, am I being a moran or has size not been estimated yet?





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