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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails

 
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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This
OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol
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4 days right on.
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I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide.

It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle.

If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit.
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There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related.

Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes.
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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This
OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol
Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star
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"I have tears running down my face as I type this."
Ha, what a fag!
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I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide.

It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle.

If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit.
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Impacts in the Atlantic ocean, Caribbean and Mediterranean sea are anticipated. Peak threat times are September/October 2022 or 2023. SO, this is an early sneak peak drill. If they shoot missiles at it, then we know....
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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This
OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol
Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star
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OP was also being sarcastic funny haha.
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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How bout you quit huffing your own farts? Huff someone else's for a change. Ive had taco Bell for lunch and I've been cutting loose all god damn day. I got something for that sniffer of yours.
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I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide.

It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle.

If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit.
 Quoting: PhantomLordNYC


There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related.

Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes.
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Dude, you've been registered on GLP for 8 months and all your threads are doomy. You may want it to happen but it's not going to. You must be one miserable son of a bitch.
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That could become very necessary if hazardous materials have been dispersed into the atmosphere or generalized area. I also know that they've ordered a lot of night vision equipment and have been doing extreme amounts of training in night combat and that isn't just the US that is worldwide.
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Stop dude. Its an order. It takes years to fill an order like that. Quit trying so hand..
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stupid thread no real movement in food prices
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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
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Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks.
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The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen -

ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT
[link to blogs.esa.int]
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Well its good its a short term doom, so 4 days to when noting will happend.
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I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide.

It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle.

If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit.
 Quoting: PhantomLordNYC


There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related.

Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes.
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Dude, you've been registered on GLP for 8 months and all your threads are doomy. You may want it to happen but it's not going to. You must be one miserable son of a bitch.
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The duration of the registration of my new glp account means nothing considering that I've been at glp is a registered member for over 8 years under a different username actually so you can take that bit of information and stick it right up your.
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Alrighty then, ladies. Panic sex? There is no down side. What's the worst that can happen? Nothing??

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The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen -

ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT
[link to blogs.esa.int]
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Think what you like I never mentioned a drill in my o p
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Maybe the meteors and asteroids are just cover for 'their' coveted 'emp attack' they've been preaching to us about for years, and the prelude to the next enemy / war, after all the U.S. needs a LOT of upgrading to our infrastructure!

Nasa put this out the other day. I don't trust any of them, but I do believe they throw things at us as either 'cover' for their own dirty deeds, or distractions from the truth, or just to profit or justify throwing tax dollars to foreign nations for the benefit of the globalist corporations.

Threat to earth posed by meteors must be taken seriously, NASA warns

PUBLISHED TUE, APR 30 2019 •

Meteors that could destroy an entire U.S. state are a real threat to the earth, NASA’s chief warned on Monday.

NASA is only a third of the way to meeting its goal of detecting and tracking large objects that approach the earth from space.

The head of the space agency said he wanted more international partners to improve its detection of potentially damaging meteors


[link to www.cnbc.com (secure)]
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The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen -

ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT
[link to blogs.esa.int]
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Think what you like I never mentioned a drill in my o p
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I only mentioned drills correlating around the time that this was supposed to happen which could be coincidence or it could be related I have no freaking idea that was the whole point of this f****** post was to investigate and find out that you don't know for a fact and neither do I
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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
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Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks.
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Pacific. I personally will be given a several hr go, ahead of event . If your not in intelligence then you dont understand.......... this is how this works. Your personal position determines your need to know. So far everything I have been given has been on point. I am only communicating to certain individuals that know how this works. Good luck to you all.
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Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report.
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I gave you a Shit Star for complaining.
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whatever
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My radiotelemetric cognitive universal seismic deep interstellar electraortic superplasmatical scanning equipment, copyrighted 2019, shows nothing of concern in near interstellar space at this time.

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Doesn't NASA or USAF have giant radars and thermal imaging that see into deep space?

Space Fence???
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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This
OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol
Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star
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Correctomundo!
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Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole.
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Someone getting panicked. True or not, there's isn't anything that can be done.
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I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info .
I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799690


Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76208295

Pacific. I personally will be given a several hr go, ahead of event . If your not in intelligence then you dont understand.......... this is how this works. Your personal position determines your need to know. So far everything I have been given has been on point. I am only communicating to certain individuals that know how this works. Good luck to you all.
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I understand what you're saying. I appreciate your input. Please feel free to continue to share on this thread and forget about the loser trolls
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Gotta bunch of crappy meetings tmmrw. Can it be tonight? Plzkthx.
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Gotta bunch of crappy meetings tmmrw. Can it be tonight? Plzkthx.
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Got crappy ones next week. Be nice to know if I can cancel chuckle
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I just received this email from Geico..

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I added the BF, but that's weird. Just sayin'.
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Take note. Asteroid counts down to 54 seconds (5.4) then cuts to the guy in charge with 48 seconds (48 hour countdown). That would put us at 5.6 impact?





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