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Asteroids Thread - Destination: Hall of Fails | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76208295  United States05/02/2019 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587 This OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star |
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| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide. Quoting: PhantomLordNYC It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle. If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit. There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related. Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74678399 United States05/02/2019 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587 This OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star "I have tears running down my face as I type this." Ha, what a fag! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73697154 United States05/02/2019 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide. Quoting: PhantomLordNYC It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle. If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit. Impacts in the Atlantic ocean, Caribbean and Mediterranean sea are anticipated. Peak threat times are September/October 2022 or 2023. SO, this is an early sneak peak drill. If they shoot missiles at it, then we know.... |
| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587 This OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star OP was also being sarcastic funny haha. OP |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77610476 United States05/02/2019 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Instead of BS flagging my post, which isn't even MY information, maybe readers can chip in with suggestions on how to determine the legitimacy (or the lack thereof) of this report. Quoting: StormyNights How bout you quit huffing your own farts? Huff someone else's for a change. Ive had taco Bell for lunch and I've been cutting loose all god damn day. I got something for that sniffer of yours. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74678399 United States05/02/2019 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide. Quoting: PhantomLordNYC It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle. If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit. There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related. Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes. Dude, you've been registered on GLP for 8 months and all your threads are doomy. You may want it to happen but it's not going to. You must be one miserable son of a bitch. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76488262 United States05/02/2019 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That could become very necessary if hazardous materials have been dispersed into the atmosphere or generalized area. I also know that they've ordered a lot of night vision equipment and have been doing extreme amounts of training in night combat and that isn't just the US that is worldwide. Stop dude. Its an order. It takes years to fill an order like that. Quit trying so hand.. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76208295 United States05/02/2019 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799690 I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door. Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1089603  New Zealand05/02/2019 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen - ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT [link to blogs.esa.int] |
| Gorang User ID: 77000881  Sweden05/02/2019 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I read the original thread posted elsewhere the other night. The consensus is this asteroid is supposed to be 1.9 km long or vwide. Quoting: PhantomLordNYC It's that big enough to cause a substantial tsunami if it were too hit say in the Pacific? Other soon posters on that site say it's gonna hit somewhere near the Bermuda triangle. If it hit land I saw someone say at worst it would wipe out maybe a 200 mile area. So what's the deal. If it exists is it big enough to do anything? Odds are it's a ocean hit. There has been nothing stated about the size of this asteroid so please provide a link that shows that the two events are even related. Also something that would destroy a 200 mile radius would be 400 miles across as far as blast diameter. The ejector of material would be massive if you look at the hole made in the Gulf of Mexico from the asteroid hit their that was pretty damn big to so you might compare crater sizes. Dude, you've been registered on GLP for 8 months and all your threads are doomy. You may want it to happen but it's not going to. You must be one miserable son of a bitch. The duration of the registration of my new glp account means nothing considering that I've been at glp is a registered member for over 8 years under a different username actually so you can take that bit of information and stick it right up your. I want you to close your eyes end count down gently from 10 to 1 and as you sit there relax and let everything go blank you will begin to hear the sweet gentle comb sound of me not giving a f*** what you think. |
| NawtyBits User ID: 77332452 United States05/02/2019 05:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alrighty then, ladies. Panic sex? There is no down side. What's the worst that can happen? Nothing?? Tomato harvesting too. Fuck this "tomatoes in-tomatoes out" shit. Let's make salsa, FFS. Message me. Massage me. WWJBD-What Would Jimmy Buffett Do "If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it." Oregon H1N1 Summit speaker |
| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen - Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089603 ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT [link to blogs.esa.int] Think what you like I never mentioned a drill in my o p |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 41925838 United States05/02/2019 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe the meteors and asteroids are just cover for 'their' coveted 'emp attack' they've been preaching to us about for years, and the prelude to the next enemy / war, after all the U.S. needs a LOT of upgrading to our infrastructure! Nasa put this out the other day. I don't trust any of them, but I do believe they throw things at us as either 'cover' for their own dirty deeds, or distractions from the truth, or just to profit or justify throwing tax dollars to foreign nations for the benefit of the globalist corporations. Threat to earth posed by meteors must be taken seriously, NASA warns PUBLISHED TUE, APR 30 2019 • Meteors that could destroy an entire U.S. state are a real threat to the earth, NASA’s chief warned on Monday. NASA is only a third of the way to meeting its goal of detecting and tracking large objects that approach the earth from space. The head of the space agency said he wanted more international partners to improve its detection of potentially damaging meteors [link to www.cnbc.com (secure)] |
| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The original post the OP of this thread has based this on was itself based on this hypothetical exercise, this is a storm in a teacup thats not gonna happen - Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1089603 ROLLING COVERAGE: BRACE FOR HYPOTHETICAL ASTEROID IMPACT [link to blogs.esa.int] Think what you like I never mentioned a drill in my o p I only mentioned drills correlating around the time that this was supposed to happen which could be coincidence or it could be related I have no freaking idea that was the whole point of this f****** post was to investigate and find out that you don't know for a fact and neither do I |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76799690 United States05/02/2019 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799690 I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door. Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks. Pacific. I personally will be given a several hr go, ahead of event . If your not in intelligence then you dont understand.......... this is how this works. Your personal position determines your need to know. So far everything I have been given has been on point. I am only communicating to certain individuals that know how this works. Good luck to you all. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 13358554 United States05/02/2019 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587 This OP mentioned crying over the information. Wtf you crying about? Lol Let it happen or not, most will be lucky to see tomorrow. Nothing is a guarantee. 1 star Correctomundo! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75313639 United States05/02/2019 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cut your shit. Enough of this nonsense. What do we win when nothing happens on May 6th. What will you do about all the panic you are trying to spread now? All for shits and giggles. You. Just like every “Nostradamus” on here, like to spread lies just so you can laugh at people trying to run around and avoid your predicted doom. Cut it the fuck out! Grow up. Asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76786587 Someone getting panicked. True or not, there's isn't anything that can be done. |
| StormyNights (OP) User ID: 8324431 United States05/02/2019 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can confirm several things here where I live. I got word several weeks ago that several events were going to take place. One that assets at a joint base would be removed and assets would be staged at another base. This has taken place . This was no minor undertaking by the way. 2nd expect a major uptick in meteors with possible asteroid impacts. 3rd the staging off assets inland aprox 100 miles . This too is taking place. Not normal at all for my area . The last two weeks I have seen an incredible amount of military equipment all headed south . What does all this mean ? I think I know but no point in sharing ideas here. Just info . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799690 I was told to have equipment and gear staged at the door. Staged at the door? Then going where, to another spot that you have no idea if it’ll be a target area. You people crack me up, thanks. Pacific. I personally will be given a several hr go, ahead of event . If your not in intelligence then you dont understand.......... this is how this works. Your personal position determines your need to know. So far everything I have been given has been on point. I am only communicating to certain individuals that know how this works. Good luck to you all. I understand what you're saying. I appreciate your input. Please feel free to continue to share on this thread and forget about the loser trolls |
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| Rome Burning User ID: 76984749 United States05/02/2019 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just received this email from Geico.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76750922 "Update to our text messaging terms and conditions You already know that GEICO text alerts help you stay in the know when you're on the go. Thanks to your feedback, we made minor changes to make your text experience even better. If there's ever a catastrophic event in your area, like a hurricane, we'll be right by your side with safety tips and policy status updates..." I added the BF, but that's weird. Just sayin'. Take note. Asteroid counts down to 54 seconds (5.4) then cuts to the guy in charge with 48 seconds (48 hour countdown). That would put us at 5.6 impact? |
