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I am Getting My MMR Booster Vaccine Today

 
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I am Getting My MMR Booster Vaccine Today
Getting my MMR booster vaccine.

Gee, I hope I don’t get autism!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Gee, that was different. Under the arm. Unlike the flu shot. No big deal. Oh, well.
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05/03/2019 11:41 PM
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I got a vaccine, my whole left side went paralyzed for 3 years.

Good luck


SHINGRIX dont ever fucking take it.

Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 05/03/2019 11:43 PM
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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05/03/2019 11:55 PM
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It causes shingles... Class action lawsuits going on now. Sign up while you can. Just saying.

You should have gotten titers. You probably have antibodies already. And if you in your 60's, the ole immune system won't be producing much in the way of immunological response regardless. All out of the necessary stem cells. By that age, you are coasting on the library of antibodies already cataloged and produced. The immune system really is quite an amazing thing. Too bad modern western med abuses it.

People gonna peep.rockon
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Getting my MMR booster vaccine.

Gee, I hope I don’t get autism!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Gee, that was different. Under the arm. Unlike the flu shot. No big deal. Oh, well.
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So that I Q of yours will be lowered by 3 to 5 points?
Can you afford that?
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They took the shingles booster out of the MMR bundle. So you did dodge that bullet.

Still wouldn't get it.
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Getting my MMR booster vaccine.

Gee, I hope I don’t get autism!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Gee, that was different. Under the arm. Unlike the flu shot. No big deal. Oh, well.
 Quoting: CuriousSeeker


While you're at it, you'll want to start looking into the cost of local nursing homes in your area. You'll need one when the early-onset dementia and auto-immune-related health problems become more apparent.
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Getting my MMR booster vaccine.

Gee, I hope I don’t get autism!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Gee, that was different. Under the arm. Unlike the flu shot. No big deal. Oh, well.
 Quoting: CuriousSeeker


Surprise....you are now sterile
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Its paradoxical that you should be boasting about being vaccinated when you have Jeff Goldblum as an avatar and who is known for this famous quote from Jurassic Park:

“Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
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U got da aids now, OP!
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good luck... have you heard about fluoride?...
have a look :) .... can i even post this link?? let's find out... mdpi.com/1660-4601/16/8/1427 .. would've put the https thing, but paranoid :)
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Can you get two or more so that the world and GLP will be a better place.

And don't forget, 3 out of 4 doctors prefer Kool cigarettes.
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Shills

What can ya do?

OP lives in his little world
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You know nothing

Get back on the porch

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