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If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?

 
Moshiach/mahdi
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If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection.

Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way.

What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do?
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Probably not because he wouldn't have a cellphone or use social media, so chicks would find him weird.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection.

Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way.

What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do?
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Okay pine it.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
They would gravitate towards him because of his aura.

Subconsciously people would 'know'

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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Probably not because he wouldn't have a cellphone or use social media, so chicks would find him weird.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person.
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05/05/2019 11:32 PM

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Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person.
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Interesting and I agree.

The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred.
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05/05/2019 11:33 PM
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks!
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Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks!
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks!
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lol
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Heheheh, for sure!
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05/05/2019 11:54 PM
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Yes its true. And it happened.

Beginning in 1965.

All the pious girls were indeed mad after Him.

And He gave them husbands and instructed them to move to rural areas and engage in spiritual agricultural activities.

And we re still doing that.

Abeautiful life.

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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Yes its true. And it happened.

Beginning in 1965.

All the pious girls were indeed mad after Him.

And He gave them husbands and instructed them to move to rural areas and engage in spiritual agricultural activities.

And we re still doing that.

Abeautiful life.

Kingdom of God now...
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Grandpa?
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection.

Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way.

What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do?
 Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707


the amount of energy for this thread to have been conceived.. the messiah already came and left...

chess much?

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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
I think you're about 12 years old and pretty dumb for your age.

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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks!
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lol
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Heheheh, for sure!
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Why do you think he wouldn't have a cell phone?
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks!
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lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Heheheh, for sure!
 Quoting: LTHN.


Why do you think he wouldn't have a cell phone?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He didn't need one last time around, and 2000 years later His words, wisdom and actions still resonate across the world.
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05/06/2019 12:13 AM

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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
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lol
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Heheheh, for sure!
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Why do you think he wouldn't have a cell phone?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He didn't need one last time around, and 2000 years later His words, wisdom and actions still resonate across the world.
 Quoting: LTHN.


Well no-one had one back in the day chuckle

Yeah, the message of love lives on, cause love (God) conquers all!
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Interesting and I agree.

The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself.
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lol
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Heheheh, for sure!
 Quoting: LTHN.


Why do you think he wouldn't have a cell phone?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He didn't need one last time around, and 2000 years later His words, wisdom and actions still resonate across the world.
 Quoting: LTHN.


I find it very interesting they are called “cell” or “cellular” phones.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Interesting and I agree.

The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't.

Good post hf
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Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Interesting and I agree.

The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't.

Good post hf
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


bump
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Interesting and I agree.

The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't.

Good post hf
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


bump
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You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus was celibate. Maybe they'd appreciate him and want him for a husband but the "Pussy slayer" gets the attention from the females.

Hence the "Chad" not needing to even leave his house to get laid.
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Beyond that. The temptations of the flesh trap your spirit here.
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
Jesus was celibate. Maybe they'd appreciate him and want him for a husband but the "Pussy slayer" gets the attention from the females.

Hence the "Chad" not needing to even leave his house to get laid.
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The energy of God would catch peoples attention. Chad wouldnt stand a chance. Hahaha
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection.

Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way.

What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do?
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he was a virgin cuck
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Re: If the messiah were here wouldn't all of the girls be after him?
If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection.

Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way.

What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do?
 Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707


he was a virgin cuck
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Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself.
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't.

Good post hf
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


bump
 Quoting: LTHN.


You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


You know what I find strange? People confessing crimes because they suddenly “feel bad”. It’s a sure sign of something.

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Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't.

Good post hf
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


bump
 Quoting: LTHN.


You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


You know what I find strange? People confessing crimes because they suddenly “feel bad”. It’s a sure sign of something.

[link to www.abc.net.au (secure)]
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Wow. Three decades he kept it to himself and only just now he confessed? Could his conscience have gotten the better of him, or is something else going on here!?!

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