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LTHN. User ID: 76712153 Canada 05/05/2019 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Probably not because he wouldn't have a cellphone or use social media, so chicks would find him weird. Ah, how the world has changed... "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72347637 Sweden 05/05/2019 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection. Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707 Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way. What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do? Okay pine it. |
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LTHN. User ID: 76712153 Canada 05/05/2019 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77582337 lol Heheheh, for sure! "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20587058 United States 05/05/2019 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Beginning in 1965. All the pious girls were indeed mad after Him. And He gave them husbands and instructed them to move to rural areas and engage in spiritual agricultural activities. And we re still doing that. Abeautiful life. Kingdom of God now... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72347637 Sweden 05/05/2019 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes its true. And it happened. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20587058 Beginning in 1965. All the pious girls were indeed mad after Him. And He gave them husbands and instructed them to move to rural areas and engage in spiritual agricultural activities. And we re still doing that. Abeautiful life. Kingdom of God now... Grandpa? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77591117 Philippines 05/05/2019 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection. Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707 Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way. What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do? the amount of energy for this thread to have been conceived.. the messiah already came and left... chess much? |
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LTHN. User ID: 76712153 Canada 05/06/2019 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus had hookers washing his feet with their hair 2000 freaking years ago, of coarse he would get the chicks! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77582337 lol Heheheh, for sure! Why do you think he wouldn't have a cell phone? He didn't need one last time around, and 2000 years later His words, wisdom and actions still resonate across the world. "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62403546 Canada 05/06/2019 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He didn't need one last time around, and 2000 years later His words, wisdom and actions still resonate across the world. Well no-one had one back in the day Yeah, the message of love lives on, cause love (God) conquers all! |
Miss Bunny Swan User ID: 77305346 Australia 05/06/2019 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Interesting and I agree. The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred. Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62403546 Canada 05/06/2019 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Interesting and I agree. The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred. Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself. Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't. Good post |
LTHN. User ID: 76712153 Canada 05/06/2019 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not if it was a girl, then the boys would flock to her. But yea I would think people in general would either love or hate the person. Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Interesting and I agree. The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred. Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself. Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't. Good post "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62403546 Canada 05/06/2019 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Love_Goddess Interesting and I agree. The soulless, anti-God crowd out there would be threatened by him and it would manifest as hatred. Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself. Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't. Good post You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62403546 Canada 05/06/2019 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was celibate. Maybe they'd appreciate him and want him for a husband but the "Pussy slayer" gets the attention from the females. Quoting: SocialEnigma 74927374 Hence the "Chad" not needing to even leave his house to get laid. The energy of God would catch peoples attention. Chad wouldnt stand a chance. Hahaha |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60210097 United States 05/06/2019 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection. Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707 Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way. What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do? he was a virgin cuck |
LTHN. User ID: 76712153 Canada 05/06/2019 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If he was a regular guy like you and me but supernatural, wouldn't girls flock to him because of natural Selection. Quoting: Moshiach/mahdi 72773707 Just a thought, if the messiah was here how would he go about getting girls or would girls supernaturally flock to him with him being the messiah.. wouldn't it be supernatural in a way. What do you guy think? If he were here right now what would the opposite sex do? he was a virgin cuck Blasphemer. "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Miss Bunny Swan User ID: 77305346 Australia 05/06/2019 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan Pretty much all evil people would want to crucify him/her immediately. They would be triggered by the person. If you think about it, the person wouldn’t even have to be known publicly as their very presence on earth would trigger evil to destroy itself. Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't. Good post You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan. You know what I find strange? People confessing crimes because they suddenly “feel bad”. It’s a sure sign of something. [link to www.abc.net.au (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62403546 Canada 05/06/2019 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Love_Goddess Yep. Evil (NPC's) would call for crucifixion right away. Stupid fuckers..I should feel pity for them, but I can't. Good post You can tell who they are right away. Fuckers who go after people constantly are the synagogue of satan. You know what I find strange? People confessing crimes because they suddenly “feel bad”. It’s a sure sign of something. [link to www.abc.net.au (secure)] Wow. Three decades he kept it to himself and only just now he confessed? Could his conscience have gotten the better of him, or is something else going on here!?! |
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