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BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’

 
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BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
President Trump announced today that he and Mexican President Andres Manual Lopez came to an agreement about the border wall “fiasco,” and that Mexico has finally agreed to pay for the Wall, in exchange for the return of Texas to the southern country.

“This is a great deal for us, one of the biggest and best deals in our country’s history, and I can honestly say, it was, in fact, a great deal because I made it,” said President Trump. “I only make good deals, and this deal is by far one of the greatest deals ever made.”

Experts say that the cost of the border wall will be somewhere in the nature of $500 billion, and President Trump says that he is “more than fine” with that trade off in exchange for the state of Texas.

“As a great man once said, only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don’t care about either of those things at all,” said President Trump. “Except of course in regards to my great VP Mike Pence, but he’s not a Texan queer, just a regular one, so it’s okay.”

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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
epiclol
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
I got a better Idea, we keep Texas, and give them california
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Ok. Whatever.
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I got a better Idea, we keep Texas, and give them california
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Brilliant as always.
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Trump, what a fucking chump that orange sack of shit is.

Not only is Mexico NOT paying for a wall, WE, the USA, are paying Mexicans to cross the border illegally and recieve lifetime benefits so that business will have mcheap labor while USA citizens rertirement benefits are used up.

Ask yourself this, if illegal Mexicans went into one of Trumps rat infested motels and broke down some doors and stayed in the rooms and refused to leave, would Trump the Chump find a way to kick them out?

Fuck right's he'd kick them out when it's his money that is being lost.

FUCK YOU TRUMP
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Trump, what a fucking chump that orange sack of shit is.

Not only is Mexico NOT paying for a wall, WE, the USA, are paying Mexicans to cross the border illegally and recieve lifetime benefits so that business will have mcheap labor while USA citizens rertirement benefits are used up.

Ask yourself this, if illegal Mexicans went into one of Trumps rat infested motels and broke down some doors and stayed in the rooms and refused to leave, would Trump the Chump find a way to kick them out?

Fuck right's he'd kick them out when it's his money that is being lost.

FUCK YOU TRUMP
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Says the powerless, hairless little nutsack on the Internetz...

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WINNING AT LAST!!!
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come and take it

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I can just see CNN and MNSBC covering this tonight: "Our sources within the White House have informed us of this latest development...." Then, they'll show a panel of four annoying knuckle-heads yelling at one another over the issue.

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So Texico is going to be a thing huh?
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I got a better Idea, we keep Texas, and give them california
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THIS^^^^^^^^^^
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I got a better Idea, we keep Texas, and give them california
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Make that all of California from Ventura county south and I'm good with it.
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Hey OP...yourere
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
I thought Mexico already owned Texas
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Give them California
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Re: BREAKING: Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
They already have Texas. Um, I mean, Texica. So that's very poor negotiating, Donald.

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