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2Meerecats2

"Hey Mum , it's a confusing world out there, who am I , what am I" , just look at that news story with the cat and the parrot"




" Meo News Network here , have I got a huge story for you, today Parrots have been allowed to "self identify as Cats"!!!

smlKATmeasure

" Geraldine and I are so happy we found each other , we don't care about being a bird or a cat just that she's warm and I can ask for food"

StepMothersNap

2Meerecats2

"You see sweetheart , it's all about getting along and loving one another"

" Can I be a frog Mum , I always wanted to be a frog"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Not NPC


Ah....the dreaded "Trans-Species Captions" surface again!
Zenobia started this with that meerecat pic (the two little
cat-looking kritters looking off into the distance.)

Now it is starting to show up in every contest! Is this
some kind of social experiment? lol1

Maybe if the world was set up so that ANY KRITTER FROM
ANY SPECIES OR SEX could just love each other, things
wouldn't be so confusing! lol!

Thanks for the entries!
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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OK dear, we've been married for 7 years, it's time you introduced me to your mum. Mother's day would be perfect.
General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be only one
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1st cat picture:

Mom, I'm holding your Mothers-day present, it was a great pick.

I made it invisible with an Icelandic spar crystal shield so it really will surprise you.

buds

Happy Mothers Day, have you seen dad?

flowers
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Good judgment is the result of experience.
Experience is often the result of bad judgement.
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1st cat picture:

Mom, I'm holding your Mothers-day present, it was a great pick.

I made it invisible with an Icelandic spar crystal shield so it really will surprise you.

buds

Happy Mothers Day, have you seen dad?

flowers
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


Lint balls from the dryer tie-died for a mother's
day gift...yeah...that's what I would get for my
mother's day present!

cheers
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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ONLY 1 HOUR TO GO UNTIL THE 11:00 PM EST TIMELINE I GAVE
FOR THE CONTEST IN MY INTRO PARAGRAPH....

SHOULD I EXTEND THE TIME TO 1:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING
SO MORE FOLKS CAN ENTER?

let me know what you think...

cheers
O'sCookie

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"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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smlKATmeasure


Mama Meow!


(its an Italian kitty chuckle)


(My membership ends I think at midnight tonight)


.
 Quoting: Lilopin


We are all facing that pretty soon, Lil, unless you
have harvested enough Karma points! I'll keep you in
mind if your caption wins! Thanks for entering!

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie




Its all good.

I like seeing others win.

Hopin you had/having a great day.

hugs


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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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Donald J. Trump - 45th President of the United States of America

God bless America!
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Dafuq you doing in the pound Mom? All you did was get knocked up (again,) produce me and take a lesson from Reymetha (sic) truth and not clean you room? I guess they thought I was cuter than you? IHOP and imaginary roses.!!! It's the thought, right?
 Quoting: janedoenut


WAT CRAB
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


lmao. 50 years on this beautiful green earth and my 3rd time with too much beer? I captioned the wrong pic. (The kitten one.) I'm inexperienced. Will have to ponder the right pic in a little while. 50 years and 3rd time too much beer has got to count for something, right? Right?

Ah heck, I could swear, I read your original post and it's change a few times; from kitten to lemurs band back to kitten, lemur and parrot. Cruel joke indeed.

Mother's Day is not a good day for me. :( That being said, be thankful to all the people who have a mom (and a dad)

Last Edited by janedoenut on 05/12/2019 10:19 PM
“If you'll let me tell you what I imagine about myself, you'll find it a lot more interesting” –Anne Shirley


You know, under the terms of contract called the old covenant, it was negotiated by Moses out of Mt. Sinai, you and I are entitled to 33 articulable benefits; benefits such as rain in due season, multiplied gold, silver, herds, flocks and great wealth.

Well, George Bush said, "that what Americans wanted was jobs, jobs, jobs" but you know but that's not what George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Moses or "God" had in mind when they wrote our Constitution, our Bill of Rights and the Ten Commandments. All of these authorities recognize that real wealth is measured in land, cattle, property, gold, silver, wheat, corn, beans, honey and oil. It is not measured in jobs, jobs, jobs, it's measured in property. There's no money in employment. The money is in private business. The money is in sales. The money is in property. There is no money in public business and there's no money in jobs, jobs, jobs and that's why I contend it's time you cashed in on your inheritance and learned how to collect those benefits from the old covenant contract and to collect your benefits in property like gold, silver, wheat, corn, beans, honey and oil instead of credit, debt, usury, inflation and worthless paper.

- George Gordon, RIP
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ONLY 1 HOUR TO GO UNTIL THE 11:00 PM EST TIMELINE I GAVE
FOR THE CONTEST IN MY INTRO PARAGRAPH....

SHOULD I EXTEND THE TIME TO 1:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING
SO MORE FOLKS CAN ENTER?

let me know what you think...

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


That's a great idea to give people more time to enter especially as many of us are in totally different time zones.
AdorableLittlepixie

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Experience is often the result of bad judgement.
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Sorry ,didn't see this was already pinned. No wonder I couldn't green pin it! 1doh1

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"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people. "- Admiral Adama Battlestar Galactica

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.

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#1...When the pussy grabs back!
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Sorry ,didn't see this was already pinned. No wonder I couldn't green pin it! 1doh1
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


You're the best, Paranoiaaaa!

That's so funny, I've tried to do that again...

My favorite 'DAH MOMENT' is when I have a thread in
my "personal pins" already...and I can't figure out WHY
I AM NOT SEEING THE THREAD ON THE FORUM BOARD! (You can't
have the thread linked in 2 places...so the thread appears
in your personal pin list.) I don't know how long THAT
TOOK ME to figure out! lol1

cheers
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


verysad

Prayers of comfort requested for all the moms who
were ignored...the "step-moms" who were passed over
...and the "moms that never were" (who are haunted
by a bad decision.)
Thread: Think of how many great people we've snuffed out of existence with abortion...
(Trinity's thread earlier today 5-12-2019)

cheers
O'sCookie

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"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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Can I at least have a participation award? I got nuttin.
Make America Strong Again
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Can I at least have a participation award? I got nuttin.
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lol1
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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Here's one from me...

smlKATmeasure
"But...but...Isn't it possible we might only have
a LITTLE TINY SOLAR MINI-NOVA...and no kitties would
get hurt?"


Thread link is below:
Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova,

Featured video on Adragon's thread:

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE

Heads-up this week for wild solar action...the 2 sun spots
freaking-out last week are NOW earth facing and earth
magnetic-connected. Be sure to keep up on KP Index and
the spaceweather news. SuspiciousObservers dot org is a
good source too!

cheers
O'sCookie

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"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


verysad
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


OK. Then I will try this:

The kids called to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
They asked if we could send money.
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The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


verysad
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


OK. Then I will try this:

The kids called to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
They asked if we could send money.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Yeah...THAT is probably the more common one! Good shot!

Always...always "follow the money"

CashUnderMAT

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O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


verysad
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


OK. Then I will try this:

The kids called to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
They asked if we could send money.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Yeah...THAT is probably the more common one! Good shot!

Always...always "follow the money"

CashUnderMAT

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie



Ya, but then the kids called and inquired if Buttercup's Will is still located in the unlocked file cabinet. She was choked-up for Mother's Day.

Just sayin'... the state of American values. (Follow the money)

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smlKATmeasure
#1

If We all clap at the same time Mom.
The Asteroid Vampires will be scared away!
I read it on GLP and it was pinned!



OR #2

StepMothersNap
No Sweety you where not adopted!
The other Kittens on the bus are morans.
(One wild night in Florida, Darn you Tequila!)

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O'sCookie
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The term "Undocumented Alien" is like calling a drug dealer an "Un-Licensed Pharmacist"

I am pro Trump so "please don't red Karma me bro"

I'm getting on the ships because even if i'm destined to be an in-flight meal for Zorg it's better than being a socialist.
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HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MOTHER'S DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE!


2Meerecats2

THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH MOM's-DAY EVENING (11:00 PM EST)!


THIS WILL BE MY LAST CAPTION CONTEST UNTIL JULY 4TH 2019
...LOTS OF HOLIDAYS LATELY AND I'M TAPPED! lol1
O's cookie

If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you
can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it
works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up
with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below:
Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY!

WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH
--SO LOOK FOR IT LATER ON (after midnight EST 5-12-2019)



DRUM ROLL PLEASE....FOR A °MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE°...
"Mission Impossible Theme Song" to start the WINNERS:



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
1/2 minute duration. Mission Impossible Theme.

I WILL HAVE AN INCREDIBLY HARD TIME CHOOSING...IT WILL BE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!



My ANNUAL MOM-S-DAY-CAPTION-CONTEST STARTS TODAY! WIN A FREE 1-MONTH GLP TRIAL UP-GRAD MEMBERSHIP/OR GREEN KARMA (AS SOON AS TRINITY PROVIDES
OUR NEW CREDIT-CARD PAYMENT METHOD...hopefully, by the first of JUNE or earlier.)


THIS WILL BE A TRIAL UPGRADE WITH GREEN KARMA (100 POINTS)
...STILL WAITING FOR THE PAYMENT SYSTEM IN PLACE.


WINNERS TO BE ANNOUNCED 11:00 P.M. EST ON MOM'S-DAY NIGHT!
Be sure to bookmark this thread for later reference if you enter the contest--I can't guarantee a PIN! Also, my own
star "falls off" tonight, so I can't pin tomorrow for you
to check the thread. (Sorry)


I CANNOT UPGRADE NON-REGISTERED A.C.'s...SO YOU MUST
HAVE A "BLUE NAME REGISTERED WITH GLP" TO GET THE UPGRADE.
(You can enter without getting a prize, of course.)


ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS (WHO WIN)...will receive green
karma for their funny captions. A.C.'S will receive
"honorable mention" since I can't upgrade them without a
BLUE NAME and they don't get karma points.

NOTE:
Up-grades will be made when Trinity has the new payment
system in place...or I have enough Green Karma points
to give a winner the GLP Trial-Upgrade award. I doubt I
will be able to do a full-upgrade with karma (it's 200 pts.)
So, if you win you will need to be patient with the
process! Just a heads-up! We can also just caption the
pics "for the fun of it...and for MOM on the internet!"
O'sCookie


IMAGES TO CAPTION (more points if you
make the TOPIC of your caption something about MOMs or
MOMS-DAY):


smlKATmeasure
#1

OR #2

StepMothersNap
(This is a good one for "step-moms" who often
don't get the celebration but did all the work!)

You may ALSO enter ANY VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for a clip for
one of the pics. (keep it clean!) Example from last year's winner below.


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something."
(Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank
--which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!)


LET'S HAVE FUN WITH IT ON MOM'S DAY WEEKEND!

GOOD LUCK!

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie

If my mom was here, I’d hug her.
#fuckdemocrats!
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verysad
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


OK. Then I will try this:

The kids called to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup.
They asked if we could send money.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Yeah...THAT is probably the more common one! Good shot!

Always...always "follow the money"

CashUnderMAT

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie



Ya, but then the kids called and inquired if Buttercup's Will is still located in the unlocked file cabinet. She was choked-up for Mother's Day.

Just sayin'... the state of American values. (Follow the money)
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Is THAT a caption entry...or is that really what was
said in your phone conversation with your kids?...Geeze...
I hope it's another caption entry, otherwise, that sounds
REALLY insensitive. Wow...

ScareyDolly
"They said .... WHAT TO BUTTERCUP ON THE PHONE?"
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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ALERT


10 MINUTE HOUSE CALL!

LAST CALL FOR YOUR CAPTION ENTRIES TO WIN THE
TRIAL UPGRADE **(as soon as I have enough green karma
--which should be sometime this week. Or if the payment
system gets in place this week by the ADMIN it will be
a full up-grade.) I have 14 more green karmas to go before
I can upgrade!

AFTER MIDNIGHT WE CAPTION "...JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!"

cheers
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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No matter what life brings, I know you are always here to protect me, Mama. Happy Mother's Day.
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No matter what life brings, I know you are always here to protect me, Mama. Happy Mother's Day.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


nICE...Wish all the kids felt this way about their moms
...maybe a different way of saying it would be: I wish
moms were such excellent parents to their kids, their kids
would feel this way on "Mother's Day." NOT all have a
nurturing and supportive mothering experience, sadly.

cheers
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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No matter what life brings, I know you are always here to protect me, Mama. Happy Mother's Day.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


nICE...Wish all the kids felt this way about their moms
...maybe a different way of saying it would be: I wish
moms were such excellent parents to their kids, their kids
would feel this way on "Mother's Day." NOT all have a
nurturing and supportive mothering experience, sadly.

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


Yup. And that one was actually for my mother, long passed, and sorely missed. Too bad everyone with decent mothers doesn't appreciate the loyalty, love, and dedication.

Good thread, O.
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No matter what life brings, I know you are always here to protect me, Mama. Happy Mother's Day.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


nICE...Wish all the kids felt this way about their moms
...maybe a different way of saying it would be: I wish
moms were such excellent parents to their kids, their kids
would feel this way on "Mother's Day." NOT all have a
nurturing and supportive mothering experience, sadly.

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


Yup. And that one was actually for my mother, long passed, and sorely missed. Too bad everyone with decent mothers doesn't appreciate the loyalty, love, and dedication.

Good thread, O.
 Quoting: WHITE GLOVES


Thanks for your captions--they were really good.

I feel badly for the "moms" who are left ignored and
abandoned on these so-called "holidays." I would just as
soon they drop the holidays that aren't actually historical
or for religious beliefs. A focus on something like one's
mother--or father's for June's Father's Day--for people with
"issues" can be very painful. Some even commit suicide or
crimes on these "holidays" because their issues get
triggered. I don't think even ONE SUICIDE or ONE MOM'S
(OR GRANDMOM'S) TEAR should happen because someone has
so much pain on Mother's Day...It really isn't necessary
to sell more Hallmark cards or more plastic crap we will
never use. Maybe it is time to LET GO of Mother's Day
and Father's Day. But that's just me.

cheers
O'sCookie
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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OUR CAPTION CONTEST IS CLOSED NOW...

MY SELECTION FOR THE WINNER (TRIAL UPGRADE THIS WEEK)
IS....

Q THE "HEROIC MUSIC BACKGROUND VIDEO"....



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
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2 Minute duration.

2Meerecats2
"...The kids never call. It's just you and me against the world. Happy Mother's Day, Buttercup."

From "White Gloves"

(very thoughtful caption...dedicated to ALL THE
MOMS WHO DIDN'T HEAR FROM THEIR KIDS TODAY!

Great job everyone!

I am NOT AWARDING GREEN KARMA TONIGHT...I need all the
greens I have to upgrade White Glove this week (I'm still
a little short, but he/she will be patient, I'm sure!)


Congratulations, and Thanks for making my lonesome
Mom's Day so special! (Prayers up for my kids who never
call.)

and thanks so much to those of you who donated green
karma points towards White Gloves update this week...
I'll let you know when her/his account gets the upgrade.

cheers
O'sCookie

WATY

Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 05/13/2019 12:39 AM
"Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass"
From the genius of Carl Jung:
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
From "Monty Python:"
The earth's rotational energy is 2 * 10^29 Joules. That's 2 followed by 29 zeros.Nothing could change the earth's rotation, even a little bit.
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: Update Pg.1: Dr. Carl Jung's "Catastrophe-Art" Meets Velikovsky, Vogt, Davidson and the Solar Micro-Nova--Did Jung KNOW?
Thread: Mystery surrounding strange yellow glass adornment of King Tut finally cracked
Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video
Thread: "Your Emergency "bug-out-bag" isn't big enough for THIS! Earth is a Run-Away Train: UPDATED! (Page 6)
Thread: BIG Up-Date (pg. 12) "Heads-Up" for "Unprecedented Event(s)!" Did NASA "leak" warning using image of Demi-God? Video
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Thanks for the win! Wow, I had no idea your kids never call...either.

Happy Mother's Day to you, too.

Some of my posts/captions were true... Just too sad to admit. peace

hf

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Thanks OC always a nice change of pace.
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