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I used to be a courier. Now I'm bored and on the internet. Ask me a question.
Or we can play tic tac toe.

I don't really care.
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
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Or we can play tic tac toe.

I don't really care.
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Tic!

I was wondering why you're bored? I was trolling an American and had a great day. I hope that American realises it was just fun and games.
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Or we can play tic tac toe.

I don't really care.
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Tic!

I was wondering why you're bored? I was trolling an American and had a great day. I hope that American realises it was just fun and games.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 75780702


I'm taking a break to unwind from my never ending to do list, but I've been moving for so long that I don't actually know how to just sit and enjoy the moment.


Sometimes its hard to tell if someone's in the trolling spirit or not.
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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I was a courier...in Hollywood.




Kinda cool.


I got to go behind the sets. Got to go in all the big wigs' offices.
No, trolls, I'm not Jewish.

Mostly Irish and Scots.

Erin go bragh!
Alba go bragh!
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I was a courier...in Hollywood.




Kinda cool.


I got to go behind the sets. Got to go in all the big wigs' offices.
 Quoting: Adytum


I hope you didn't touch any of the couches with bare skin.

I mostly saw scientists, jailers, shady fuckers, politicians, and beuracrats.

Not that the last three things on that list aren't exactly the same.
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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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I was a courier...in Hollywood.




Kinda cool.


I got to go behind the sets. Got to go in all the big wigs' offices.
 Quoting: Adytum


I hope you didn't touch any of the couches with bare skin.

I mostly saw scientists, jailers, shady fuckers, politicians, and beuracrats.

Not that the last three things on that list aren't exactly the same.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


I was in David Haselhoff's office many times delivering Baywatch tapes.


Man, he had a lot of gold records.
No, trolls, I'm not Jewish.

Mostly Irish and Scots.

Erin go bragh!
Alba go bragh!
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Drug courier?
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Drug courier?
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I think he means spy, but that IS part of the job.
No, trolls, I'm not Jewish.

Mostly Irish and Scots.

Erin go bragh!
Alba go bragh!
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GLP needs a digital Pool hall
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GLP needs a digital Pool hall
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Yes!
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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Drug courier?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60304793


I think he means spy, but that IS part of the job.
 Quoting: Adytum


It was in the same department.

I plead the 5th on any substances.

I mostly moved documents, information, scientific equipment, and people.
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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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GLP needs a digital Pool hall
 Quoting: Jake


Yes!
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


that would be pretty cool throw in a poker room too
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GLP needs a digital Pool hall
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Ok, as long as I can smoke.

smoking1
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Drug courier?
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I think he means spy, but that IS part of the job.
 Quoting: Adytum


It was in the same department.

I plead the 5th on any substances.

I mostly moved documents, information, scientific equipment, and people.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


DC-FiF
No, trolls, I'm not Jewish.

Mostly Irish and Scots.

Erin go bragh!
Alba go bragh!
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People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?
I am a meat popsicle.
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People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?
 Quoting: Lou Czar


Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.

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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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GLP needs a digital Pool hall
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Ok, as long as I can smoke.

smoking1
 Quoting: Adytum


LOL, smoking and drinking would be permitted of course
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People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?
 Quoting: Lou Czar


Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.
I am a meat popsicle.
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People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?
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Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.
 Quoting: Lou Czar


An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.

Although, I'm sure the psycho had his reasons for burning everything.

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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?
 Quoting: Lou Czar


Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.
 Quoting: Lou Czar


An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Knew this one guy one time I absolutely could not stand. But he did say one thing to me I'll never forget: "There are so many stupid people out there, you just wouldn't believe it. I'd say over 90% of them are so dumb they wouldn't come in out of the rain if you didn't tell them to.".

Turns out, he is right. Ugh
I am a meat popsicle.
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Ok, as long as I can smoke.

smoking1
 Quoting: Adytum


LOL, smoking and drinking would be permitted of course
 Quoting: Jake


I miss the chat room. Never got into the poker one, but that's because I am only mediocre at poker. Nothing is fun when you lose half the time.
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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.
 Quoting: Lou Czar


An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Knew this one guy one time I absolutely could not stand. But he did say one thing to me I'll never forget: "There are so many stupid people out there, you just wouldn't believe it. I'd say over 90% of them are so dumb they wouldn't come in out of the rain if you didn't tell them to.".

Turns out, he is right. Ugh
 Quoting: Lou Czar


You should have seen the culture shock I went through when I left the ivory towers and found out the idiots I had been spending my life with had actually been the intellectual cream of the crop.
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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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I thought that said courtier.

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1rof1

I thought that said courtier.

1rof1
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Wrong century. tounge
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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How did you get the job? What was the best job you ever had?
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Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.
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An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Knew this one guy one time I absolutely could not stand. But he did say one thing to me I'll never forget: "There are so many stupid people out there, you just wouldn't believe it. I'd say over 90% of them are so dumb they wouldn't come in out of the rain if you didn't tell them to.".

Turns out, he is right. Ugh
 Quoting: Lou Czar


You should have seen the culture shock I went through when I left the ivory towers and found out the idiots I had been spending my life with had actually been the intellectual cream of the crop.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


chuckle

I believe it's all downhill from here. The world is full of stupid people, and those who can think can't possibly pull all the sheep up out of their pit of ignorance, instead they'll drag the rest of us down.
I am a meat popsicle.
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How did you get the job? What was the best job you ever had?
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I was dragged into it by my guardian who wanted to collect a paycheck but didn't want to go out into the field.

I suppose I was one of the earlier versions of the freelancer you get to do all your work while you sit in the office looking at porn all day.

As for the best job I ever had...
the last one I got sent on.

I loved it so much that I forgot to come back.
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:owl :

"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Knew this one guy one time I absolutely could not stand. But he did say one thing to me I'll never forget: "There are so many stupid people out there, you just wouldn't believe it. I'd say over 90% of them are so dumb they wouldn't come in out of the rain if you didn't tell them to.".

Turns out, he is right. Ugh
 Quoting: Lou Czar


You should have seen the culture shock I went through when I left the ivory towers and found out the idiots I had been spending my life with had actually been the intellectual cream of the crop.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


chuckle

I believe it's all downhill from here. The world is full of stupid people, and those who can think can't possibly pull all the sheep up out of their pit of ignorance, instead they'll drag the rest of us down.
 Quoting: Lou Czar


Yeah. I got to play social engineer in school and they'd let us test out our skills on the local populace.

I learned one important lesson from it - no matter how well you think the people are doing, no matter how much they agree with a good leader, no matter how healthily they are doing - all it takes is leaving them alone or with a shit leader for a few weeks for all of that good to come undone.

They're fucking exhausting.
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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Tic Tac Toe -

[link to mck-.github.io (secure)]

I have no idea how inviting people works.
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"Crows will clean out your crops, while Owls will hunt the vermin that plague your barns.
A murder of crows. A parliament of owls."
- Zoink

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC

"They are the messengers of the day and night."
- Zer0Phi
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Or we can play tic tac toe.

I don't really care.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Tic!

I was wondering why you're bored? I was trolling an American and had a great day. I hope that American realises it was just fun and games.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 75780702


I'm taking a break to unwind from my never ending to do list, but I've been moving for so long that I don't actually know how to just sit and enjoy the moment.


Sometimes its hard to tell if someone's in the trolling spirit or not.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


Just find a tropical beach and grab a Pina Colada... You can soak up the sun for days on end.

hf
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Drug courier?
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I think he means spy, but that IS part of the job.
 Quoting: Adytum


It was in the same department.

I plead the 5th on any substances.

I mostly moved documents, information, scientific equipment, and people.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


So.. a bicycle courier?