I used to be a courier. Now I'm bored and on the internet. Ask me a question.

Tic!

I was wondering why you're bored? I was trolling an American and had a great day. I hope that American realises it was just fun and games.

I'm taking a break to unwind from my never ending to do list, but I've been moving for so long that I don't actually know how to just sit and enjoy the moment.


Sometimes its hard to tell if someone's in the trolling spirit or not.

I was a courier...in Hollywood.




Kinda cool.


I got to go behind the sets. Got to go in all the big wigs' offices.

I hope you didn't touch any of the couches with bare skin.

I mostly saw scientists, jailers, shady fuckers, politicians, and beuracrats.

Not that the last three things on that list aren't exactly the same.

I was in David Haselhoff's office many times delivering Baywatch tapes.


Man, he had a lot of gold records.

Drug courier?

I think he means spy, but that IS part of the job.

GLP needs a digital Pool hall

Yes!

It was in the same department.

I plead the 5th on any substances.

I mostly moved documents, information, scientific equipment, and people.

that would be pretty cool throw in a poker room too

Ok, as long as I can smoke.

People moving sounds annoying and frustrating. Was it?

Lord yes.

Often, they'd be panicked, it would always be last minute.

One time we had to empty this guy's houseboat while a hurricane was just hitting.

Another time, I got lost in the mountains on the way there (all the tiny side roads looked the same) and by the time I got there the dude had literally put himself into such a panic that he had LIT his house on fire.

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LOL, smoking and drinking would be permitted of course

Some people are worse than dumb animals, sad but true.

An unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes, I think that the stupidity of others is biggest block in the road that we will ever face.

Although, I'm sure the psycho had his reasons for burning everything.

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Knew this one guy one time I absolutely could not stand. But he did say one thing to me I'll never forget: "There are so many stupid people out there, you just wouldn't believe it. I'd say over 90% of them are so dumb they wouldn't come in out of the rain if you didn't tell them to.".

Turns out, he is right. Ugh

I miss the chat room. Never got into the poker one, but that's because I am only mediocre at poker. Nothing is fun when you lose half the time.

You should have seen the culture shock I went through when I left the ivory towers and found out the idiots I had been spending my life with had actually been the intellectual cream of the crop.

I thought that said courtier.

Wrong century.

How did you get the job? What was the best job you ever had?

I believe it's all downhill from here. The world is full of stupid people, and those who can think can't possibly pull all the sheep up out of their pit of ignorance, instead they'll drag the rest of us down.

I was dragged into it by my guardian who wanted to collect a paycheck but didn't want to go out into the field.

I suppose I was one of the earlier versions of the freelancer you get to do all your work while you sit in the office looking at porn all day.

As for the best job I ever had...
the last one I got sent on.

I loved it so much that I forgot to come back.

Yeah. I got to play social engineer in school and they'd let us test out our skills on the local populace.

I learned one important lesson from it - no matter how well you think the people are doing, no matter how much they agree with a good leader, no matter how healthily they are doing - all it takes is leaving them alone or with a shit leader for a few weeks for all of that good to come undone.

They're fucking exhausting.

Tic Tac Toe -

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I have no idea how inviting people works.

Just find a tropical beach and grab a Pina Colada... You can soak up the sun for days on end.

So.. a bicycle courier?