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How you know you're getting old list...

 
meester
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How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
REEEEEEEEE
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when your face starts sagging like your balls.

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when you still write shit down you don't want to forget on a pad of paper and in cursive.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you can remember gas wars at $.12 ... yes that's right ... 12 cents a gallon.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Sounds like somebody just added milk to a bowl of Rice Crispies when I stand up.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
EVERY TIME I MOVE SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'M ALRIGHT.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
This song sums it all up for me

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your motto becomes: “Never pass up an opportunity to pee.”

Dudes only of course. BPH. /sigh
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When they start asking if you have a senior discount.. ouch !
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you start growing weird rogue hairs.
As you think.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your motto becomes: “Never pass up an opportunity to pee.”

Dudes only of course. BPH. /sigh
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nope, not dudes only.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your nuts hang so low they float in the toilet bowl.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
 Quoting: meester


When you remember the only things that carried the Amazon name

was a River, a Rain Forest, and some tall Brazilian chicks
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when u start the same thread we've seen three times already this year .
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Rotary dial phones

Operator-assisted calls / 411

AM Radio

White/Yellow Pages

Ordering from a catalog or back of magazie, 6-8 weeks for delivery

VHS Cameras

Libraries for research

BASIC Programming

Party line phone lines

3 TV Channels / Channel 1

Porn was a Sears catalog, stolen magazines, and later watching through the fuzz on cable.

BBS / 1200 baud modems

Last Edited by PirateMonkey on 05/14/2019 10:16 PM
7/11 was a part time job!
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Rotary dial phones

Operator-assisted calls / 411

AM Radio

White/Yellow Pages

Ordering from a catalog, 6-8 weeks shipping

VHS Cameras

Libraries for research

BASIC Programming

Party line phone lines

3 TV Channels / Channel 1

Porn was a Sears catalog, stolen magazines, and later watching through the fuzz on cable.
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


vacation slide shows on those rotary slide projectors and paying extra for slides from the film developers

and the only thing that resembled a computing device was a Simon and a Coleco football

Last Edited by Red John on 05/14/2019 10:18 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your nuts hang so low they float in the toilet bowl.
 Quoting: silverbird


eekalert
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Your AARP card arrives in the mail.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you find your remote in the refrigerator..
meester  (OP)

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
LMFAO to all the above posts...


When you say "remember when" at least 3 times a day in conversation...
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Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you reply to an "How you know you're getting old list" thread.

^^^ That doesn't count as a reply... forget that happened.

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Rotary dial phones

Operator-assisted calls / 411

AM Radio

White/Yellow Pages

Ordering from a catalog, 6-8 weeks shipping

VHS Cameras

Libraries for research

BASIC Programming

Party line phone lines

3 TV Channels / Channel 1

Porn was a Sears catalog, stolen magazines, and later watching through the fuzz on cable.
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


vacation slide shows on those rotary slide projectors and paying extra for slides from the film developers

and the only thing that resembled a computing device was a Simon and a Coleco football
 Quoting: Red John


legit Polaroids - the ones you had to shake

single-use flash bulbs

slide rules

actual carbon copies
7/11 was a part time job!
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you walk in a room and forget why you're there.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You would rather go fishing than have sex.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Rotary dial phones

Operator-assisted calls / 411

AM Radio

White/Yellow Pages

Ordering from a catalog or back of magazie, 6-8 weeks for delivery

VHS Cameras

Libraries for research

BASIC Programming

Party line phone lines

3 TV Channels / Channel 1

Porn was a Sears catalog, stolen magazines, and later watching through the fuzz on cable.

BBS / 1200 baud modems
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


And rabbit ears that needed a kid to stand and hold it to work properly. Oh, you also needed the kid to change the channels too. Kids nowadays have it made man.
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Sounds like somebody just added milk to a bowl of Rice Crispies when I stand up.
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Lol
Peepaws
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
 Quoting: meester


When you remember the only things that carried the Amazon name

was a River, a Rain Forest, and some tall Brazilian chicks
 Quoting: Red John


AMAZON Dude5a
On the other hand, I have different fingers.