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How you know you're getting old list...

 
Anonymous Coward
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1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
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When you feel that your pants slip down and your butt crack is exposed but you dont give a shit , you dont raise a hand to pull up your pants

True story, it happened a few times to me in the grocery store, bending over to reach something, A bunch of kids pointed and laughed. I didnt care
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When you throw your back out by sneezing.
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When you get to this post and can't remember wat

the thread title was.
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05/14/2019 10:30 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
No matter how many pushups you do, your man cans still droop.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I think it was the Mike Douglas show and some idiot gets up and says: they won't stop till gas hits $1 a gallon!
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When you started windows by typing "win.exe" in DOS.

"I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack." ~Bill the Butcher

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ~Arthur C. Clarke

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When you are down to hiking 25 miles every other day. tissue
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
you just had a total hip replacement.
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I think it was the Mike Douglas show and some idiot gets up and says: they won't stop till gas hits $1 a gallon!
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lmao And everyone was saying how they'll walk before paying a dollar for a gallon of gas.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
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back in college calculators were much bigger than desktop pc's.
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and oh god...using a slide rule to make calculations
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where's my Packard Bell computer?
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When Doris Day dies and you you feel bummed out.
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A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77214917


Thats just the preview....you're officially old when you given up yanking them out....lol...
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You remember when calculators & digital watches cost $100+, and VCR's cost $1000.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
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eekalert
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Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
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Um, that's not old age. That's a medical issue. Get to a doctor.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
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When all my doctors are younger than I am.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When I hit 70!

(Am still 35 in my dreams!)
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Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
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eekalert
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Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598

Um, that's not old age. That's a medical issue. Get to a doctor.
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Serouis?
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EVERY TIME I MOVE SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'M ALRIGHT.
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Or when you don't move!
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when all your childhood photos are 3x3 black and white

and the best bike you could buy had a 3 speed hub in the rear wheel
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you reply to an "How you know you're getting old list" thread.

^^^ That doesn't count as a reply... forget that happened.

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"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When Your Kids, Find Your Old "Self Made" Music TAPES, and Give you that Look .... What The Fuck Are These Things , What do they do?homeruhh or Find your Old LP's.

Then Pull out a Old "JUKEBOX" And Blast some Old school TUNES!..ratdance Or Fire up the Turntables and Your old Tube Amp.moshpit

HA , There Faces Drop!.Then Comes "That is Way to Hard"...alone

Yep, The Years are Flying..

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when your face starts sagging like your balls.
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My balls never sagged, your in trouble
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When you look at women as too old for you then find out they are 10 to 15 years younger than you.
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When a teenager asks you what a cassette tape is, or an 8 track.

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When you glom onto the fact that you haven't made a REAL Will and think of your collection(s) winding up sold at a fraction of the cost you paid. Ebay is real. Your Living Estate Sale.

Estate Sale - don't do it - much thievery from those hired to sell your taste and material investments. Sell them yourself for fair value.

Getting Old for some is the new job of winding your life up responsibly, like a timepiece. Trite, but ever-tested. A good plan, all in all.
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When Doris Day dies and you you feel bummed out.
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Yeah, this . I was remembering Fred Astaire, Rock Hudson. Then thought of Tony Curtis, Cary Grant, Marlin Brando, Marilyn Monroe. Micky Rooney, Judy Garland. sad sad times to lose all of them
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77214917


Thats just the preview....you're officially old when you given up yanking them out....lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


lmao Time for a Brazilian wax.