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How you know you're getting old list...

 
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When you find your TRS-80 AND the 5 inch disks.

No one buys any of your 8-track collection

Your series EE bonds matured 40 years ago

Kids call your son old— I actually LOVED that one

Cigs were .45 cents a pack and any kid could buy them

Big night out for the family was hot dogs and piling into the station wagon and going to the DriveIn

32 oz glass coke bottles redeemed for 15 cents
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When you sit on your balls the first time
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Damn youngin with their napster have no idea how sharp the reflexes have to be when recording music on the boombox.....if ya get the DJ's intro, its waiting around for the replay.....again....
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When the doctor orders a semen stool and urine sample. And you hand him you're Underwear. eekalert
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05/14/2019 10:49 PM

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When you reply to an "How you know you're getting old list" thread.

^^^ That doesn't count as a reply... forget that happened.

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LOL
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when you go in for a simple operation, and 2 years later you finally realize they've given up and are trying to kill you...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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05/14/2019 10:50 PM
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1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
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lol yes
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When you walk into a room and forget what you went there for.

When you aren't sure if you took your medication.

When the stairs make you wave as you walk past them.

When your spine loses height and it's harder to see out of the windshield.
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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05/14/2019 10:51 PM
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When Doris Day dies and you you feel bummed out.
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Yeah, this . I was remembering Fred Astaire, Rock Hudson. Then thought of Tony Curtis, Cary Grant, Marlin Brando, Marilyn Monroe. Micky Rooney, Judy Garland. sad sad times to lose all of them
 Quoting: APOTHEOSIS1223


Yeah, Clint is going to be a real doozy.
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05/14/2019 10:53 PM

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Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598

Um, that's not old age. That's a medical issue. Get to a doctor.


Serouis?


YOu need medical help, quickly. That's not something to joke about and it is definitely not normal.
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05/14/2019 10:55 PM
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Cigarettes were .45 a pack plus .03 tax
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When you remember playing with your Vic 20 computer and thinking you're living like the Jetsons....
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05/14/2019 10:56 PM
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When everyones else is having lunch & you're having dinner.
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05/14/2019 10:56 PM
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When everyone you meet reminds you of someone else.
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05/14/2019 10:57 PM

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When you have more dead friends than alive ones. Same with family members.

You may be next in line.

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05/14/2019 10:58 PM
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When a candy bar cost a dime.
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05/14/2019 10:58 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you mention the "Rat and the Snake speech" to a young Survivor fan and they have no idea what that is.

Then you realize they may not have been alive when it was done.
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when you'd rather stay inside watching tv and eating alone then go out...ahhhh peaceful
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05/14/2019 11:00 PM
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when the doc puts you on cialis iv drip
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A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77214917


Thats just the preview....you're officially old when you given up yanking them out....lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


I’m 34 and just grew my first ear hairs. One on each side, so far. Fuck it, I felt 100 years old by my 18th birthday, anyway.
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we had a clogged toilet over here and just leaning down to use the plunger gave me a sore lower back...am i THAT old? it sure feels like it.
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05/14/2019 11:06 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77214917


Thats just the preview....you're officially old when you given up yanking them out....lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


I’m 34 and just grew my first ear hairs. One on each side, so far. Fuck it, I felt 100 years old by my 18th birthday, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77344644


whatever you do, dont pluck it, youll just piss it off and it will pro create like you could never imagine
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05/14/2019 11:08 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
A friend of mine that I worked with said you know you're getting old when you have gray hair, and not the kind on your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77214917


Thats just the preview....you're officially old when you given up yanking them out....lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


I’m 34 and just grew my first ear hairs. One on each side, so far. Fuck it, I felt 100 years old by my 18th birthday, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77344644


whatever you do, dont pluck it, youll just piss it off and it will pro create like you could never imagine
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The ears hurt to pluck. I yank out the nose ones though cuz they itch.
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05/14/2019 11:18 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
 Quoting: meester

When all my doctors are younger than I am.
 Quoting: embu 76993552


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05/14/2019 11:22 PM
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When you go to take a shit and you know what the temperature of the water in the toilet bowl is -
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05/14/2019 11:23 PM

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When you tell young people "you guys are screwed. Everything was so much easier when we were young. We got to have all the fun "

Oh yeah they love that.
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When you mention the "Rat and the Snake speech" to a young Survivor fan and they have no idea what that is.

Then you realize they may not have been alive when it was done.
 Quoting: Redcat1


Not sure if that counts, I remember the first Survivor episode showing and not being impressed. I had to look up the "Rat and Snake speech" thinking it was some shit from before the '70s.

You know your old when you remember wearing bell bottoms when they were the new thing and thinking Pong was high tech.

You remember your first color tv.
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I can't trust my farts anymore.
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I remember when a pack of smokes was $.76 and the only ID you needed to buy them was $.76!