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How you know you're getting old list...

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2019 11:28 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when you get senior discounts but forget to mention them when ordering.
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05/14/2019 11:29 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when you hate new music
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05/14/2019 11:31 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your favorite albums were on the discount rack in the record store.

Oh, wait, none of that even exists anymore.

"Please be kind, Rewind!"
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05/14/2019 11:34 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I can't trust my farts anymore.
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Every farts a gamble.
If the flag show's Canada then the admin needs to fix their GeoIP location service. I'm 100% American and posting from the USA.
Epic Beard Guy

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05/14/2019 11:37 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you can remember gas wars at $.12 ... yes that's right ... 12 cents a gallon.
 Quoting: niteowl


I remember 9.9 cents a gallon once in the late sixties. Gas wars were awesome!
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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05/14/2019 11:37 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
 Quoting: meester


When you remember when music and movies existed.
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05/14/2019 11:37 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


That’s not old age. That’s inflammatory bowel disease.
Bad Pattern

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05/14/2019 11:38 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you wake up with occasional “bed sheet or pillowcase wrinkles” idention marks on your cheek/face, and they don’t fade, they’re still there in your face when you go to work; no longer gone in 10 minutes.
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05/14/2019 11:39 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Christ, too many Alzheimer's patients here or something.

These "you know you're old" threads have been coming hot and heavy lately.
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05/14/2019 11:39 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
EVERY TIME I MOVE SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'M ALRIGHT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76531980


Sorry...

That is funny as shit!!!!
Are we there yet?
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05/14/2019 11:40 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


That’s not old age. That’s inflammatory bowel disease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77636188


Sad but true!
Are we there yet?
Bad Pattern

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


That’s not old age. That’s inflammatory bowel disease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77636188


So true. If you’re creating Jackson Pollacks in the toilet on the reg, might want to get that looked at. You’re relatively too young for that!
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05/14/2019 11:41 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you have turned off the light, are lying in bed with your reading glasses still on
PugTard

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05/14/2019 11:41 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Christ, too many Alzheimer's patients here or something.

These "you know you're old" threads have been coming hot and heavy lately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76550302


I forget... why are you here????
Are we there yet?
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05/14/2019 11:41 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you repeat things you read on GLP, and no one stabs you.
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05/14/2019 11:42 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I'm getting old as I realize we have generations that have never seen Michael Jordan play basketball and ask me all the time, "Was he really that good?".

Yea, I'm getting old.
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05/14/2019 11:42 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When your favorite albums were on the discount rack in the record store.

Oh, wait, none of that even exists anymore.

"Please be kind, Rewind!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61780440


If you grew up poor your favorite albums were always on the discount rack.
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05/14/2019 11:42 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
it's gonna take 3 days to recover from planting tomatoes.
james
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05/14/2019 11:42 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you listen to Clyde Lewis on a analogue rotary dial radio, while typing your message on GLP with a CRT monitor and Windows 2000 PC.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you have turned off the light, are lying in bed with your reading glasses still on
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56716159


I do that! Leaving those reading glasses on and then going... "What is that shit on my nose?" reading glasses.....
Are we there yet?
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2019 11:43 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You need less and less sleep.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Christ, too many Alzheimer's patients here or something.

These "you know you're old" threads have been coming hot and heavy lately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76550302


I forget... why are you here????
 Quoting: PugTard


I'm sorry. Why do you ask?
PugTard

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05/14/2019 11:44 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you listen to Clyde Lewis on a analogue rotary dial radio, while typing your message on GLP with a CRT monitor and Windows 2000 PC.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77631868


Totally!!!

Or, when you go to the flunkin Gooter and have a flavotoring and then you get lost in Blopuring!
Are we there yet?
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05/14/2019 11:44 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Christ, too many Alzheimer's patients here or something.

These "you know you're old" threads have been coming hot and heavy lately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76550302


OP is probably shaking his fist at you and saying get off my thread. chuckle
PugTard

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You need less and less sleep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599246


Just wondering... do you NEED less and less sleep or is it just that you GET less and less sleep?
Are we there yet?
Butthead

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05/14/2019 11:47 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when the people around you are starting to die off.
Anonymous Coward
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05/14/2019 11:48 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You need less and less sleep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77599246


Just wondering... do you NEED less and less sleep or is it just that you GET less and less sleep?
 Quoting: PugTard


I'm going with the latter. That's why you look so bad as you age. Lack of sleep.
PugTard

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05/14/2019 11:49 PM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when the people around you are starting to die off.
 Quoting: Butthead


I had 5 classmates die within the last week... sucks!!!
Are we there yet?
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I remember a Hersey bar was a nickle, and right next to it in the Kresge store was the fire crackers. I bought the chocolate because I didn't have a dime.

The Coke machine was also a nickle, but the bottles were 8 ounces. The 12 ounce machines took a dime.

When we went for a drive with the family, one of us kids got to stand in the middle of the front seat, between our parents.

I used to ride my bike, unaccompanied, all over town. Nobody noticed because a lot of kids were out riding all summer.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
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05/14/2019 11:50 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I'm getting old as I realize we have generations that have never seen Michael Jordan play basketball and ask me all the time, "Was he really that good?".

Yea, I'm getting old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76807432


No, you’re still a child. You’ll become a man when you realize that only retards watch basketball.