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How you know you're getting old list...

 
Monger of Many Things

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When they start asking if you have a senior discount.. ouch !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77203654


Or when they give you the senior discount without asking.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
Nrg

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you get out of breath tying your shoes.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you remember the “Winners don’t use drugs” blue screen on arcade games.
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eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


That’s not old age. That’s inflammatory bowel disease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77636188


So true. If you’re creating Jackson Pollacks in the toilet on the reg, might want to get that looked at. You’re relatively too young for that!
 Quoting: Bad Pattern


It could be hemorrhoids. Either way, fix now before it gets worse. Even hemorrhoids can become a life threatening problem if not treated.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you are standing outside a hotel late at night and a couple of 19 to 20 year old girls come out a side door on a dare in just their panties to run around in the 10 degree snow, stupidly letting the door close and lock them out.

AND then you take off your coat and sweater and run up and put them on them to keep them from the cold, rushing them back in the hotel. Only after they are gone did you just realize you saw something naked.

Yep, I'm old.
Monger of Many Things

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you find your remote in the refrigerator..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77315315


I've done that but I think that is more related to being drunk than old.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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05/14/2019 11:57 PM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
No, man! it's when you find your TEETH in the refrigerator.
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05/15/2019 12:07 AM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You would rather go fishing than have sex.
 Quoting: grumpy old man 75500784


That's not old, that's just weird. Unless your trailer park babe looks like Honey booboo's mama.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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05/15/2019 12:08 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I remember when a pack of smokes was $.76 and the only ID you needed to buy them was $.76!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69007269


I remember working at the tobacco/candy/magazine counter of the store, and when someone'd ask for a pack of cigarettes, I'd have to holler back to mom or dad, "How much is a pack of Tareytons?" or "How much is a pack of Lucky Strikes?" Because that was the thing: filtered cigarettes were 29¢ a pack, and non-filtered were 27¢. Need matches? We kept matches in a drawer behind the counter. Butane lighters hadn't been invented.

The cash register tallied the sale, but it didn't do the arithmetic. But I could make change. In retrospect, though, I pity the customers, because I felt like I needed to count out "29 cents, 30, 40, 50, 75, a dollar" as I handed them their 71¢ change.

The profit margin on a 29¢ pack of cigarettes was a little over 2¢.
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05/15/2019 12:09 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When going to a "Dead show" means seeing your friends at a funeral parlor.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you are standing outside a hotel late at night and a couple of 19 to 20 year old girls come out a side door on a dare in just their panties to run around in the 10 degree snow, stupidly letting the door close and lock them out.

AND then you take off your coat and sweater and run up and put them on them to keep them from the cold, rushing them back in the hotel. Only after they are gone did you just realize you saw something naked.

Yep, I'm old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73158164


LOVE your story old dude!!! I had one the like that as well.... Just cherish the visuals, ,,
Are we there yet?
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05/15/2019 12:10 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


Uhh, yeah...I think you actually need to go see a doctor.
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05/15/2019 12:14 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you try to fuck a second time and you realized you napped for a few minutes right after the first one.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Bugs Bunny cartoons on Saturday mornings and Soupy Sales on Saturday night.

Captain Kangaroo, Jack LaLanne and Romper Room on weekday mornings.

All on a black and white TV with rabbit ears.
If we don't who else will?
Monger of Many Things

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05/15/2019 12:18 AM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you look at women as too old for you then find out they are 10 to 15 years younger than you.
 Quoting: Anonimous Coward


I got married when I was 21, didn't work out long term but now in my 50's my sweet wife is two years older than my ex was, if you can pull it off enjoy it.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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05/15/2019 12:20 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
when you suffer an injury just putting on socks
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05/15/2019 12:22 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you get out of breath tying your shoes.
 Quoting: Nrg


When you try to figure out what else you can do while you’re down there before straightening up.
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05/15/2019 12:29 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you write things down on a list that you don't want to forget but forget to look at the list and forget them anyway.

When you open a window to go to a website then forget where you were going to go.

When cleaning house always results in multiple scratches and bruises all over your body.

When you have to watch a good movie 3 or 4 times because you keep falling asleep on it.
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05/15/2019 12:41 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When canned dog food was a novelty.
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
1. When you remember Amazon was originally selling books...


Your turn..
 Quoting: meester


Disk dialing phones
No atm's
2 tv channels instead of a zillion
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - 'Wargames'

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05/15/2019 12:44 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You would rather go fishing than have sex.
 Quoting: grumpy old man 75500784


When the fish no longer take the bait because your worm is shriveled up!
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05/15/2019 12:52 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You would rather go fishing than have sex.
 Quoting: grumpy old man 75500784


When the fish no longer take the bait because your worm is shriveled up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77637574


dick
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05/15/2019 12:56 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you're startled to see some old man walking around in your bathroom mirror.
Even now I see myself at about 40, until that mirror comes into view.
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05/15/2019 01:00 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You see kids getting scammed everywhere you look and feel sad because your advice sucks to them
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05/15/2019 01:00 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Blood in your poop. When the toilet looks like a an animal was murdered in it 3 times a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


eekalert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592383


Well its true.

Started in my early 30s. I'm 40 now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77647598


That’s not old age. That’s inflammatory bowel disease.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77636188


Get checked for crohns disease
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2019 01:06 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you went anywhere by car using maps (paper ones).
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05/15/2019 01:10 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you went anywhere by car using maps (paper ones).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77592470


Can you imagine akid today reading a map?

Ok, but where am I on this? Where's the little blip?
meester  (OP)

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05/15/2019 01:19 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
You know what's really scary? This exact thread being started in 100 years. I mean really, what are they gonna say?

Also for this thread's answer, is saying something like what I just asked.

Last Edited by meester on 05/15/2019 01:19 AM
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05/15/2019 01:29 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
I'm getting old as I realize we have generations that have never seen Michael Jordan play basketball and ask me all the time, "Was he really that good?".

Yea, I'm getting old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76807432


No, you’re still a child. You’ll become a man when you realize that only retards watch basketball.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77344644


your comment is brutal, and honest

pro sports is such a disgusting distraction , and waste of time, and most NBA pros are MK ULTRAd , which is the basis for the 'triangle' offense -
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05/15/2019 01:30 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
All the funniest comical shit is not allowed or politically incorrect or makes somebody uncomfortable...how come tosh is Ok? He is brilliant...chappelle!!!? Come on thats old school brilliant shit