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How you know you're getting old list...

 
CitizenPerth
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05/15/2019 01:34 AM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
you keep forgetting that you already responded to a post...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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you keep forgetting that you already responded to a post...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: #citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
CitizenPerth
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
you keep forgetting that you already responded to a post...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: #citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
CitizenPerth
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you keep forgetting that you already responded to a post...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
My Fukushima Site:
[link to citizenperth.wordpress.com]
sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie

GLP's best Fuku thread: Thread: *** Fukushima *** and other nuclear-----updates and links
twitter: #citizenperth
“If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on it, I would use the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I knew the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.”
- Albert Einstein
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05/15/2019 01:41 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you turned 30 and gained an inch of belly fat.
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05/15/2019 01:47 AM
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When you pee right after you pee.
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05/15/2019 01:56 AM
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Your eyes look like their bags are packed for an extra extended vacation.
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05/15/2019 02:00 AM

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25 cent cigarette packs from vending machines.
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05/15/2019 02:10 AM
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when nothing had barcodes and registers were still mechanical. wasn't that long ago... early 80's.
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05/15/2019 02:25 AM
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When it took you 10 minutes with Benny Hill's angels, what now takes 2 hours online and a bowl...
Green Tabber

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05/15/2019 02:42 AM
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Remembering when 4 inch wide transistor radios were cool.
History is lies agreed upon--Nappy
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05/15/2019 02:48 AM
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When your balls smell like A1 sauce.
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05/15/2019 02:53 AM

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When you remember square nails..
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When telephone numbers, we're first letters
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05/15/2019 02:57 AM
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When you explain to someone,

.."we are going to integrate a modern web-based user-interface with some old *'DOS-based'* controls hardware"

-->and they have no idea at all what DOS was.
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05/15/2019 02:58 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
All of the above.

I got that.
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05/15/2019 03:17 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When I bend down,EVERY joint cracks!
I call my babies and grand babies one another's names.
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05/15/2019 03:18 AM
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Remembering being a little kid listening to disco.
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05/15/2019 03:21 AM
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All your favorite music is only available on K-Tel.
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05/15/2019 03:27 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
If you're getting old: remember to STOP doing things like drinking a lot of alcohol, doing drugs, - stop doing stupid shit that hurts your body so you get a bit more time with reasonable health, perhaps.
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05/15/2019 03:33 AM
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If you're getting old: remember to STOP doing things like drinking a lot of alcohol, doing drugs, - stop doing stupid shit that hurts your body so you get a bit more time with reasonable health, perhaps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77577774

Nah, better to live your life wide open throttle, careen off middle age and come sliding in to home plate all tattered, worn and scarred.
You'll have done well. Nobody wants to have their diaper changed at our age. Better to check out, move on.
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05/15/2019 03:35 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
you're getting old if you sent off a penny to receive 12 cassette tapes of music, and then had to finish off the contract by buying more albums at full price from Columbia House.
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05/15/2019 03:36 AM
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If you're getting old: remember to STOP doing things like drinking a lot of alcohol, doing drugs, - stop doing stupid shit that hurts your body so you get a bit more time with reasonable health, perhaps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77577774

Nah, better to live your life wide open throttle, careen off middle age and come sliding in to home plate all tattered, worn and scarred.
You'll have done well. Nobody wants to have their diaper changed at our age. Better to check out, move on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5461667


"The best way to die is in your sleep, after a hard day's work"

I don't know who said this, but I agree with it.
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05/15/2019 03:58 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Most of your injuries are the result of 'sleeping wierd'

You remember Dr. Demento.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but hollow-points expand on impact.

" As the Wheel of Time turns, places wear many names. Men wear many names, many faces. Different faces, but always the same man. Yet no one knows the Great Pattern the Wheel weaves, or even the Pattern of an Age. We can only watch, and study, and hope."
Robert Jordan
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05/15/2019 04:02 AM
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Not reading through all this faggot shit.

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05/15/2019 04:24 AM
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EVERY TIME I MOVE SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'M ALRIGHT.
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05/15/2019 04:24 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you learned to type in a TYPREWRITER!
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05/15/2019 04:48 AM
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When you watched Lucille Ball shows and they weren't reruns.


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05/15/2019 05:05 AM

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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
When you can remember everyone using words like “retard” and “gay” as insults in real life, even actual gay people.

When you can remember a time when there were cross dressers, but no trans people.

Or no graphic discussions of butt sex on network tv.

When you remember Hillary Clinton and other democrats complaining about illegal immigration.

When there was no gps and if you got lost, you were screwed.

Actually remembering other people’s phone numbers, because they weren’t saved in a phone.

Opinions were okay to say out loud. All of them.
If you're going to leave me red, please be specific about why I am a cunt. Otherwise I'll assume you're just tarded.
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05/15/2019 05:05 AM
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Re: How you know you're getting old list...
Everyone mumbles

And you just nod and and later what did so and so say?

You watch videos with CC on so you can understand all that mumbling.

HUH what speak up tounge