Alabama women, this law doesn't go into effect until January 2020. Between now and then, learn to protect yourselves.

Only use a home pregnancy test. Don't go to a record-keeping doctor or clinic. But it with cash, no cards and no paper trail. Getting them from the lowest rent retailer with no security cameras is the best bet. Buying them in bulk ahead of time is even better.

Never divulge your pregnancy test results to anyone. Not hubby or boyfriend. Not mommy or sister or best pal. Don't tell.

If you have to go out of state to handle your problems, never make digital arrangements. Not online, not on the phone. NEVER put anything illegal in writing or allow anything criminal to pass your lips.

Use your social media to publicly announce an out of state vacation. Hit the everglades. Visit New Orleans. Make sure your followers know, that it's legit and that you have a good treason to be out of state for a week or so.

Never sign a release or waiver of your privacy rights. HIPPA supersedes state laws. NEVER give a clinic or office your permission to share your confidential medical information.

Start stocking up on Plan B now. Many states allow you to purchase the morning after pill directly from any pharmacy without a prescription. Have cash saved up and on hand if you need to travel out of state for medical care. Be part of a network. Keep your identity closely guardes, just in case.

And prepare for a future of reproductive slavery by considering surgical sterilization. And never hesitate to withhold sex. Hide a webcam if you think it's necessary to protect yourself and your accusations in court.

Men have brought this on themselves.