IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL A COUPLE OF GUYS THROWING HIM OFF THE BRIDGE?

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WE'VE ALL HEARD THAT PART OF THE STORY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T SEEN? AN INTERVIEW WITH ANY OF THEM. NOT ONE MEDIA OUTLET HAS EITHER NAMED THE WITNESSES OR SEEM CURIOUS TO GE THEM ON THE RECORD DESCRIBING WHAT WOULD HAVE TO BE A VERY INTERESTING FIRST HAND ACCOUNT OF A VERY VIOLENT DEATH.

THAT'S NOT WEIRD, NOT AT ALL.