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A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA

 
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A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Shithead tore through my coop and now I only have 2 live chickens left. I hope some of them got away. They were young. Like 3 months old.

If I see that f-er again, I'll respect that he's a bear and that he just does what he does. And he'll come to respect that I'm a human, who just does what he does.

My floor could use a bearskin rug.
As a human who acts naturally, I'm going to make one.

Nature.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Does he have a pet bear? hiding
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Does he have a pet bear? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


No, I have a pet bearskin rug that's still walking around. I'll fix the mobility issue.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Does he have a pet bear? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


No, I have a pet bearskin rug that's still walking around. I'll fix the mobility issue.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


You guys are about as scary as this puppet I made out of some yarn, a few buttons, and a hospital maxi pad.

You may wish to choose your words wisely from now on, they may be your last.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


Hey look. Another faggot from the UK.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Shep??

Grow up

Live right...
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Does he have a pet bear? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


No, I have a pet bearskin rug that's still walking around. I'll fix the mobility issue.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


You guys are about as scary as this puppet I made out of some yarn, a few buttons, and a hospital maxi pad.

You may wish to choose your words wisely from now on, they may be your last.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


Hey look. Another faggot from the UK.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


epiclol

I'll bring you a present later.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Nah give it a warning shot first.
If it keeps coming back then well..
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No, I have a pet bearskin rug that's still walking around. I'll fix the mobility issue.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


You guys are about as scary as this puppet I made out of some yarn, a few buttons, and a hospital maxi pad.

You may wish to choose your words wisely from now on, they may be your last.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


Hey look. Another faggot from the UK.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


epiclol

I'll bring you a present later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


I don't want any Shakespeare, gingivitis, glitter or semen. Thanks.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Nah give it a warning shot first.
If it keeps coming back then well..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627490


Wrong

Won't do anything

He thinks that coop is his now

Move him a 190 miles away

He'll come right back
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05/16/2019 05:05 AM
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throw stone on him next time.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Nah give it a warning shot first.
If it keeps coming back then well..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627490


Wrong

Won't do anything

He thinks that coop is his now

Move him a 190 miles away

He'll come right back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


That's why I'm going to move him 50 feet away and make him lose a lot of weight.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Shithead tore through my coop and now I only have 2 live chickens left. I hope some of them got away. They were young. Like 3 months old.

If I see that f-er again, I'll respect that he's a bear and that he just does what he does. And he'll come to respect that I'm a human, who just does what he does.

My floor could use a bearskin rug.
As a human who acts naturally, I'm going to make one.


Nature.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


lol
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Nah give it a warning shot first.
If it keeps coming back then well..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627490


Wrong

Won't do anything

He thinks that coop is his now

Move him a 190 miles away

He'll come right back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


That's why I'm going to move him 50 feet away and make him lose a lot of weight.
 Quoting: FivelCubed




Careful OP

Hes a Bear

Not a cuddly stuffed animal
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Nah give it a warning shot first.
If it keeps coming back then well..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627490


Wrong

Won't do anything

He thinks that coop is his now

Move him a 190 miles away

He'll come right back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


That's why I'm going to move him 50 feet away and make him lose a lot of weight.
 Quoting: FivelCubed




Careful OP

Hes a Bear

Not a cuddly stuffed animal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


He'll be a lot more cuddly soon.
FivelCubed
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You guys are about as scary as this puppet I made out of some yarn, a few buttons, and a hospital maxi pad.

You may wish to choose your words wisely from now on, they may be your last.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


Hey look. Another faggot from the UK.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


epiclol

I'll bring you a present later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


I don't want any Shakespeare, gingivitis, glitter or semen. Thanks.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


That was the most interesting left field choices of
"I do not wants"
I have ever read....

weirdo.
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05/16/2019 05:24 AM
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
How will you cure the hyde to be soft enough to put on the floor?
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
lucky
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How will you cure the hyde to be soft enough to put on the floor?
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Piss. Naturally.
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Hey look. Another faggot from the UK.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


epiclol

I'll bring you a present later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


I don't want any Shakespeare, gingivitis, glitter or semen. Thanks.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


That was the most interesting left field choices of
"I do not wants"
I have ever read....

weirdo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52532524


He's British.
FivelCubed
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05/16/2019 05:29 AM
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That bear is coming back.
I kind of envy your position. Good hunting.
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05/16/2019 05:34 AM
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Put him down

He will never stop

Once easy kill is found

He'll just keep coming back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222395


Does he have a pet bear? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


No, I have a pet bearskin rug that's still walking around. I'll fix the mobility issue.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


You guys are about as scary as this puppet I made out of some yarn, a few buttons, and a hospital maxi pad.

You may wish to choose your words wisely from now on, they may be your last.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


Why take the bear's side? Think about the poor chickens! That bear is a multiple murderer. He's probably going to come back and kill the other two as well.
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
and I thought I had it bad with foxes going after mine !!

Mine have just started laying and already Mr Fox has tried to pay a visit - and for once the girls kicked up a rumpus and alerted me.
Eyes in the back of my head time !

Hope some of your chucks got away !!
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
When you keep chickens you learn really fast about the natural orders of predation.

It's a good life lesson. Yes, they will make you mad. You might find you go from protect the coyotes! To laughing as you shoot one right in the face.
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epiclol

I'll bring you a present later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77109428


I don't want any Shakespeare, gingivitis, glitter or semen. Thanks.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


That was the most interesting left field choices of
"I do not wants"
I have ever read....

weirdo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52532524


He's British.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


The bear is british?
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How will you cure the hyde to be soft enough to put on the floor?
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Piss. Naturally.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


The skin/coat would be of better quality if you regularly fed him for a while ... if you are interested in quality...

just saying.
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05/16/2019 06:06 AM
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Don't forget to splice his feed with an all wormer and parasite preventer....beautiful coat....the best.
For skinning.

A dedicated hunter who planned to display, would wait until the beast was pristine...
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05/16/2019 06:09 AM

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AWwww Bear is just hungry and bored.
But can't live with a hungry bear coming into the house all the time.

Byeeeee bear.
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05/16/2019 06:20 AM
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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
Shithead tore through my coop and now I only have 2 live chickens left. I hope some of them got away. They were young. Like 3 months old.

If I see that f-er again, I'll respect that he's a bear and that he just does what he does. And he'll come to respect that I'm a human, who just does what he does.

My floor could use a bearskin rug.
As a human who acts naturally, I'm going to make one.

Nature.
 Quoting: FivelCubed


this is going to sound ridiculous buttttttt

If one could engineer a automatic turret that shoots out a water jet or even pepper spray and you rigged it along the border of your livestock property to protect from wildlife

wouldnt kill the bear, and the bears would learn fast to stay away

Im sure theres some gay law against this though even though the tech is definitely available
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05/16/2019 10:24 AM

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Re: A bear just killed 8 of my 10 chickens. AMA
3! Found another one! My favorite one got away!
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3! Found another one! My favorite one got away!
 Quoting: FivelCubed


...from the bear, that is.
I caught her. She's safe now.
FivelCubed