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Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed

 
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Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
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"Boeing said Thursday that it has completed its software fix on the 737 Max, a key step toward getting the grounded jetliner back in the air after two deadly crashes.

But the jet still isn't likely to be back in service for months. It now faces tests and certification by the Federal Aviation Administration and other agencies around the world."
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Wont find me on one of these, ever
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Re: Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
Wont find me on one of these, ever
 Quoting: Master of Nothing


Put the engines back under the wing to pre-mandela effect.
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Wont find me on one of these, ever
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Yup. 'Plane is unstable but our computer nerds are top notch' fark!
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Boeing will probably slip some FAA cronies money under the table - get their revised software and planes fast tracked back on the tarmac.
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There were no plane crashes, show me one pic of a plane in any of the last two crashes.. looks just like Shanksville on 911.
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While they fly in G650's
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So the top Boeing execs should be willing to get on a plane with Malaysian pilots locked in the cockpit.
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"Boeing said Thursday that it has completed its software fix on the 737 Max,
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Add that to the list of other famous last words, words like:

The check's in the mail, and I promise not to come in your mouth.... I use to work for Boeing and you'll never see me on one..
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"Boeing said Thursday that it has completed its software fix on the 737 Max,
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Add that to the list of other famous last words, words like:

The check's in the mail, and I promise not to come in your mouth.... I use to work for Boeing and you'll never see me on one..
 Quoting: Kimdaviscali


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So the top Boeing execs should be willing to get on a plane with Malaysian pilots locked in the cockpit.
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:ohsheet:
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Not this nagga

Fuck that


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Wont find me on one of these, ever
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Put the engines back under the wing to pre-mandela effect.
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Dude

It’s ok

We fixed it and shit


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"Boeing said Thursday that it has completed its software fix on the 737 Max,
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Add that to the list of other famous last words, words like:

The check's in the mail, and I promise not to come in your mouth.... I use to work for Boeing and you'll never see me on one..
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Unions

The end of every great thing


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Fix has meanings
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Fix has meanings
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usa today = fake news
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Put the engines back under the wing to pre-mandela effect.
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the new big engines wont fit under the wing. the landing legs aren't long enough

why not mount the engines on top of the wing????? i dont know anything about plane building but i can tell this is a great idea and boeing should do it straight away!!!
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BOEING???
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Thread: Guess What? BOEING's 737 MAX 8 are still 100% grounded & may never fly again due to CRITICAL DESIGN FLAWS by IGNORAMUSES via H1-B VISA Progra
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free tickets for any democrats

I'm buying.
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

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The Problem is the foward position (location) of very large heavy engines not software
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Fix has meanings
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thread from May...Max will never fly again
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Re: Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
[link to www.usatoday.com (secure)]

"Boeing said Thursday that it has completed its software fix on the 737 Max, a key step toward getting the grounded jetliner back in the air after two deadly crashes.

But the jet still isn't likely to be back in service for months. It now faces tests and certification by the Federal Aviation Administration and other agencies around the world."
 Quoting: Master of Nothing


Ill NEVER fly Boeing again. They were always known for doing things on the cheap.

Only a fool would fly in Boeing now.
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Re: Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
who said it was fixed?

was it a white guy or an indian dude?


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no thanks
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No clotshot, NEVER!
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Mad as hell!

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don't believe it.
get a bike.
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Re: Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
Put the engines back under the wing to pre-mandela effect.
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the new big engines wont fit under the wing. the landing legs aren't long enough

why not mount the engines on top of the wing????? i dont know anything about plane building but i can tell this is a great idea and boeing should do it straight away!!!
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redesign them or die in a plane crash
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who said it was fixed?

was it a white guy or an indian dude?


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i think they hired a mumble rapper their spokesperson
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Dude

It’s ok

We fixed it and shit


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meth bong boeing crew
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Wont find me on one of these, ever
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Put the engines back under the wing to pre-mandela effect.
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They can't. The new engines are too big to fit under the wing...which is why they moved them forward and stuck them higher. Mandela=Shit
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: Boeing says 737 Max software is fixed
It's not the planes,
it's defective third world pilots.
These planes have been in service
longer than some of the people that
were flying them.

Last Edited by Rogue bear poop on 07/29/2019 11:41 PM





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