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Christianity operates just like the Mafia!

 
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“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.”

― L. Ron Hubbard
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Are you literally on crack?
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This is my favorite post today and you win the internet for 24 hours.

Please practice lightsaber safety and have a whole bunch of fun. You could take over a galaxy or anything really. 1dunno1
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The mafia will come to your store,..................rant
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redfalcon The nutters are out in force today. girlwithdog
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I have a feeling I'm going to find out what the signed memo does today. tissue


And I have to type in a password that's 28 fucking digits so don't make me do it because my fingers already hurt.
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05/17/2019 08:52 AM

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The Democratic party runs like the Mafia TOO....it's a great way to control people when you CAN"T use REASON.....
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05/17/2019 09:57 AM
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The mafia doesn't hold a candle to the evil shitweasels in the churches.

And I know people in both.
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Do you know Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77638899


I'm going to give you a chance to uncuck this question.

And if you don't, I'm going to sign this and send it back.
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Does Jesus Christ know you?
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Religions is an act of worship to the earth god.


Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. And he said to him, “All these I will give you, if you will fall down and worship me.  (Matt. 4:8–9)


The leaders of the places of worship are rich and live in mansions. The sheep that follow them are never given any money, but have money conned from them.


Then Jesus said to him, “Be gone, Satan! For it is written, “‘You shall worship the Lord your God and him only shall you serve.’  (Matt. 4:10; see also Deut. 6:13)


not all the religions and the pastors and popes who stand in glory of all the riches and kingdoms lording it over people,






It is between you and God alone.
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(Old Testament) 2nd CHRONICLES; 36:23 Thus saith Cyrus, King of Persia; All the kingdoms of the earth hath the LORD God Jehovah of heaven given me.

(New Testament) MATTHEW; 4:8 Again, the DEVIL taketh Jesus up into an exceeding high mountain and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
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We're like the Mafia, eh?

Not a bad idea.

I'll send that to Headquarters and have them put that to a round table discussion.
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This is the epitome of how stupid these religious fanatics are. For them, "christianity" means "me". You're not part of it buddy, you're just another useful tool.
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The mafia will come to your store,..................rant
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502


The nutters are out in force today.
 Quoting: Judethz


- Believes in magic rapture(posts tons of threads like "rapture is close")
- Believes a magical man in the sky, will send all but her to a hell of torture and anguish forever
- Believes supernatural beings are the cause of evil
- Believes other supernatural beings are the only defense
- Chants to call for protection from supernatural beings, calls it prayer

And we are the nutters...

Makes sense /Sarcasm
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The mafia will come to your store, smash sh#t up, then come back & offer "protection" (for money)! "Or else bad things could happen!" Protection from whom? Themselves!

Christianity does the same exact thing - threatens you with violence unless you submit & pay up ("tithes & offerings" jerkit ) Then you are "saved" from what their invisible spook would do to you if you refused to submit! I.e. he saves you from himself!


Terrorists also do this. Nice people who love you don't threaten to set you on fire if you displease them! Only psychopaths! And that's who wrote your buybull!
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502


Correct churchianity works on that principle. Its not Christ-like nor Christianity but its their modus operandi. This is why Jesus said, there is no middle man between HIM and us.

If you missed that, or don't know the Lord, don't blame HIM, blame yourself and your shallow search. If youre educated now, go deeper, and make the right decisions and don't get stolen from. Don't get conned, don't pay for the church building and the once a week pastor perks. Get real and connect up with the Lord
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We're like the Mafia, eh?

Not a bad idea.

I'll send that to Headquarters and have them put that to a round table discussion.
 Quoting: anastasis888


This is the epitome of how stupid these religious fanatics are. For them, "christianity" means "me". You're not part of it buddy, you're just another useful tool.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingUAgain


clappa
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05/17/2019 11:13 AM
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The Jesuits control the mafia - think about that
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The mafia will come to your store, smash sh#t up, then come back & offer "protection" (for money)! "Or else bad things could happen!" Protection from whom? Themselves!

Christianity does the same exact thing - threatens you with violence unless you submit & pay up ("tithes & offerings" jerkit ) Then you are "saved" from what their invisible spook would do to you if you refused to submit! I.e. he saves you from himself!


Terrorists also do this. Nice people who love you don't threaten to set you on fire if you displease them! Only psychopaths! And that's who wrote your buybull!
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502

Except none of the stuff you complain about IS IN THE BIBLE.

To learn what IS, try j[ehovah's]w[witnesses].org

[leave out letters in parentheses]
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05/17/2019 11:15 AM
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Christianity? You misspelled islam
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05/17/2019 11:18 AM
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Oh you little know future liberal shitbag go find your daddy
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05/17/2019 11:21 AM
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Was Jesus, 'Don Jesus' then?
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- Believes in magic rapture(posts tons of threads like "rapture is close")
- Believes a magical man in the sky, will send all but her to a hell of torture and anguish forever
- Believes supernatural beings are the cause of evil
- Believes other supernatural beings are the only defense
- Chants to call for protection from supernatural beings, calls it prayer

And we are the nutters...

Makes sense /Sarcasm
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingUAgain


grizzy And I suppose that you think that "we just got here all on our own?"


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You can tell when Zionist Deep State psy-op poodle are butthurt on GLP.

:yep-butthurt:
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05/17/2019 12:02 PM
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Religion is worse than the mafia. The mafia didn’t creat millions of Pedophiles.

Jesus is king. Read the Bible.
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05/17/2019 12:06 PM
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There is a place where people stay in flesh the whole trib.





“He shall enter also into the glorious land, and many countries shall be overthrown: but these shall escape out of his hand, even Edom, and Moab, and the chief of the children of Ammon.” (Daniel 11:4
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King James Bible
And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.

In Jordan. Israel will take most of Jordan.
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Maybe a false rapture culling.
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Re: Christianity operates just like the Mafia!
The mafia will come to your store, smash sh#t up, then come back & offer "protection" (for money)! "Or else bad things could happen!" Protection from whom? Themselves!

Christianity does the same exact thing - threatens you with violence unless you submit & pay up ("tithes & offerings" jerkit ) Then you are "saved" from what their invisible spook would do to you if you refused to submit! I.e. he saves you from himself!


Terrorists also do this. Nice people who love you don't threaten to set you on fire if you displease them! Only psychopaths! And that's who wrote your buybull!
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502


So.... which catholic priest raped you?
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You have mistakenn antichristians for christians, fallem for satan's oldest trick.
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Re: Christianity operates just like the Mafia!
- Believes in magic rapture(posts tons of threads like "rapture is close")
- Believes a magical man in the sky, will send all but her to a hell of torture and anguish forever
- Believes supernatural beings are the cause of evil
- Believes other supernatural beings are the only defense
- Chants to call for protection from supernatural beings, calls it prayer

And we are the nutters...

Makes sense /Sarcasm
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingUAgain


And I suppose that you think that "we just got here all on our own?"

 Quoting: Judethz


Of course not! But its completely pointless trying to explain reality for people like you. Schizophrenia wouldn't allow reality to get in. You'll stick to your magic, because for you reality is unbearable, when actually is just not pleasant for you. And its not pleasant because of your ego. You must feel, "loved", "chosen", "meaningful" and since you are not the sharpest tool in the shed and has nothing to contribute, you desperately attach to magic beings that do what you want them to do.
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Re: Christianity operates just like the Mafia!
The mafia will come to your store, smash sh#t up, then come back & offer "protection" (for money)! "Or else bad things could happen!" Protection from whom? Themselves!

Christianity does the same exact thing - threatens you with violence unless you submit & pay up ("tithes & offerings" jerkit ) Then you are "saved" from what their invisible spook would do to you if you refused to submit! I.e. he saves you from himself!


Terrorists also do this. Nice people who love you don't threaten to set you on fire if you displease them! Only psychopaths! And that's who wrote your buybull!
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502


Ain't you lucky.

;
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All earthly institutions act like mafia.
They need money and human proxies.

Jesus said that His kingdom was not of this world.
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The mafia will come to your store, smash sh#t up, then come back & offer "protection" (for money)! "Or else bad things could happen!" Protection from whom? Themselves!

Christianity does the same exact thing - threatens you with violence unless you submit & pay up ("tithes & offerings" jerkit ) Then you are "saved" from what their invisible spook would do to you if you refused to submit! I.e. he saves you from himself!


Terrorists also do this. Nice people who love you don't threaten to set you on fire if you displease them! Only psychopaths! And that's who wrote your buybull!
 Quoting: psychopathianity 77409502


So.... which catholic priest raped you?
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He touched me in my special place!
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Islam operates like a fucking terrorist organization! What's your fucking point?
I lost my apathy.
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I just like to erect giant obelisks for fun and point to the other guy while im doing it.





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