MASS ALIEN INVASION FOR EARTH WILL OCCUR IN 88 MINUTES

Lube your tight little bumholes up for less traumatic probe

THE ANCIENTS ARE COMING!

85 MINUTES. THEY WILL APPEAR ABOVE EVERY MAJOR CITY ON EARTH.

Alien invasion will never happen.

Highly conscious spiritual beings do not harm others.

except they don't "invade" and what do you mean by ancients anyway... Christ is Here. Stop the crap please.

THE SCROLL HAS BEEN RELEASED. THE SEAL IS BORKEN. THE 9TH GATE IS OPEN. CERN HAVE CHANELLED THE ENTITYYYYYY

OP CERN does nothing of the sort. go away.

As long as no one has to work again, awesome

why would you want that... You will work your entire life eternal.... trillions of years type eternal.

i need nap before the invasion

But this Post is over 88 min. old! ?

I am sat here thinking which would I rather have, a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

Evidently we still have something like 13 mins to go.

Better not lie!

Lol,,jk

Seriously tho I got a joint rolled for this..

2 mins to go.....

Dude, aliens don't invade like that. For one, if they invade, they don't want you to know its the ALIENS in control. So even if any aliens were planning something like that, the folks in control would have to put the kibosh on it before anyone sees anything.

Also, we're already under alien control. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have always been here. Your scientists at CERN work for us.

8:56

Take for a ride in your spaceship bro

I want this tonight. After probe reward hopefully

There, now you got it right

You are correct if you were referring to illegal aliens