Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 983 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 116,212
Pageviews Today: 285,356Threads Today: 166Posts Today: 4,195
08:22 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

What's the most badass thing you've ever done?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77485675
United States
05/21/2019 08:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
made a gun in a prison workshop.. escaped ..took 2 hostages and got ten years for it..
All here
[link to www.thepsychopathmachine.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77224252


You think that's bad ass? I mean, I feel bad for the things some of you went through at oak ridge but that's not bad ass at all.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76690070
United States
05/21/2019 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Took a huge shit at test depth on a Trident ballistic missile submarine and touched myself while my feet were touching a missile tube more than once.

By comparison traveling around the world underwater, visiting the North Pole & 102 countries, firing off 4 ballistic missiles, surviving flooding, fire, falling overboard in 32F water, driving the Alps on a motorcycle and speeding down the autobahn at 150 mph seems pretty lame...



banana2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70924484
United States
05/21/2019 08:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Puerto Rico
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 70924484
United States
05/21/2019 08:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
New Orleans gets it this year
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77485675
United States
05/21/2019 08:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Won a Grammy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77161507


By pure luck
 Quoting: 0000001


How is it luck to win a Grammy? Sheesh
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76583115
United States
05/21/2019 08:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Abducted by UFO, Savannah Goergia, June 1987
 Quoting: OU8122


Tell us more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222832


Left DC headed to Daytona Florida. Back in the day triple A provided what was called a trip tik which said the trip should take 12 hours.

We left at 6pm and based on trip tik thought we would arrive around 6am.

Around 2am we stopped at a truck stop in Savannah. We all remember eating but our next memory was sitting on a side street in Savannah. Sun was coming up, we really couldn't figure out why or how we were on the side street but we got back on the interstate nd continued towards Daytona.

We figured the trip tik was wrong because it was 6am and we were still 4 hours from Daytona. We really didn't think that much more about it.

When returning home we planned for a 16 hour trip but made it home in 12 hours.

There is more to the story that makes me pretty sure that those 4 hours were either ufo or some other paranormal experience.

I will go into more detail if interested
Deplorable Cowgirl

User ID: 77331667
United States
05/21/2019 08:40 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Two months ago went down the 1/2 mile driveway too fast on ATV, rolled it. Landed on the asphalt with head and elbow and hip getting whacked hard. Was on 2 blood thinners at the time. Checked myself--no long bone fractures, no internal injuries--other than I knew I was llikely gonna get a bleed inside my head. Pushed the ATV back on its wheels and off the driveway, walked back to house, called a friend to come bandage me up. Really sick that night with headache, nausea, weakness--too sick to call for help, really. Better the next day. After 10 days, the Headache got bad enough that I went in for CT scan--fair sized subdural hematoma (blood clot on brain). Neuro-surgeon said if its been 10 days and you're still walking and talking and thinking, wait another week or two and it will likely resolve--it did. Completely back to nurmal.
 Quoting: MarPep


OMG That is my story almost exactly only it was Labor day. I was on a Mule and we live on top of a 200 yard 45 degree slope put in neutral and upon come to the end which has a 90 degree turn or the lake ramp which is where I was heading. I dont recall but we think I hit the pot hole which thru me on to the road while the Mule went Airbound. Hit 4 trees ejected and shattered everything including the seats. I woke up in the road checking my self for broken bones and blood. The people I was coming to play with were not there so I was alone. I located the mule way ahead having missed my hubby's brand new truck by about an inch. I slowly went over pushed the seat up enough to get in and hoped it would start, it did so I slowly went up the hill from hell which is what I have always called it. My other friends were in my pool so they say me and my blood, I woke up the next morning with ice bags head to toe. I still have bumps on my head and ringing in my ears but I am alive and thank God I survived my stupidity. A trip to hear someone else had an identical story. Cheers to life!
PirateMonkey
Fandango Rangers Moran Outreach

User ID: 77603110
United States
05/21/2019 10:59 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Quit heroin, cocaine and alcohol all at once cold turkey. Never looked back, 6 and a half years sober. I’m surprised I’m alive.
 Quoting: Dirk_Diggler


Quit benzos cold turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35344590


corbinclappa

Last Edited by PirateMonkey on 05/21/2019 11:05 PM
7/11 was a part time job!
PirateMonkey
Fandango Rangers Moran Outreach

User ID: 77603110
United States
05/21/2019 11:04 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Abducted by UFO, Savannah Goergia, June 1987
 Quoting: OU8122


Tell us more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222832


Left DC headed to Daytona Florida. Back in the day triple A provided what was called a trip tik which said the trip should take 12 hours.

We left at 6pm and based on trip tik thought we would arrive around 6am.

Around 2am we stopped at a truck stop in Savannah. We all remember eating but our next memory was sitting on a side street in Savannah. Sun was coming up, we really couldn't figure out why or how we were on the side street but we got back on the interstate nd continued towards Daytona.

We figured the trip tik was wrong because it was 6am and we were still 4 hours from Daytona. We really didn't think that much more about it.

When returning home we planned for a 16 hour trip but made it home in 12 hours.

There is more to the story that makes me pretty sure that those 4 hours were either ufo or some other paranormal experience.

I will go into more detail if interested
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76583115


goon
7/11 was a part time job!
OU8122

User ID: 76583115
United States
05/21/2019 11:43 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Abducted by UFO, Savannah Goergia, June 1987
 Quoting: OU8122


Tell us more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222832


Left DC headed to Daytona Florida. Back in the day triple A provided what was called a trip tik which said the trip should take 12 hours.

We left at 6pm and based on trip tik thought we would arrive around 6am.

Around 2am we stopped at a truck stop in Savannah. We all remember eating but our next memory was sitting on a side street in Savannah. Sun was coming up, we really couldn't figure out why or how we were on the side street but we got back on the interstate nd continued towards Daytona.

We figured the trip tik was wrong because it was 6am and we were still 4 hours from Daytona. We really didn't think that much more about it.

When returning home we planned for a 16 hour trip but made it home in 12 hours.

There is more to the story that makes me pretty sure that those 4 hours were either ufo or some other paranormal experience.

I will go into more detail if interested
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76583115


goon
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


Ok.

So, at the time I was 17 and I invited 2 girls from school to go with me. I was close with one of them and her parents liked me so they were fine with her going with me. The other girl's parents wanted to meet me. Her father was a DC Police Officer, we talked for a few minutes and he told his daughter that whatever her mom decided he would be fine with.

This is where it gets weird. I remember my conversation with her like it was yesterday. She called me back to the den where she was sitting in a rocker with a blanket on her lap. To me she gave off like a gypsy vibe. She reached both of her hands out and told me to hold her hands which I did.

Once we were holding hands I felt her hands go from ice cold to hot over about 15 seconds. While holding my hands her eyes were closed. After about 30 seconds she opened her eyes. Not sure how to describe this but her eyes looked like a blind persons at that point. She let go of my hands and said her daughter could go but I needed to be aware that we would all be changed at the end of the trip. She said when you return and drop the girls off that would be the last time I saw either of them.

Hmmm, weird I said to myself but I didn't give it much more thought. A week later we went on the trip, we returned a week after that. I dropped them both off and never spoke to either of them again. To this day I have no idea why I never saw them again, I know when I dropped them both off everything seemed fine. It was not a conscious thing on my part to not see them again. The one girl I wss very close with prior to the trip, spoke to her 2 or 3 times a week.

The whole thing is just weird and the only thing I can think of is that something happened in Savannah during those missing 4 hours and somehow the one girls mother was able to foresee it.
OU8122
MarPep

User ID: 77662580
United States
05/22/2019 12:19 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
"Bad-ass" can be interpreted at least a couple of ways---1) very tough or brave or fool-hardy at the time, or 2) something we survived but would not choose to do over again.

Most of mine are in the second category. One or two are kind of combinations.

Once on a hunting trip in Australia, I wounded a buffalo. Follow-up required about a mile of chasing and trying to get close enough to finish the job. The last 300 yards were through a swamp with known saltwater croc presence. Finished the job by putting the bull down in knee deep water. Had to sit on the dead bull to catch my breath--no other dry spots. Had one cartridge left and 300 yards of swamp to get out without getting eaten. The duck-lice cercariae drilled lots of holes in my legs, and my pocket camera drowned when I fell in over my shirt-pocket in one of the holes.

Two days later, helped trap a 14.5 ft cattle-eating croc not far from earlier adventure.
_______________
They let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72651673
United States
05/22/2019 12:21 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
The hotter the summer
The bigger the hurricane
X..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5623096
United States
05/22/2019 12:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Shot a deer between the eyes from 300 yards with a 22 rifle.

Yeah. Lucky too because I was aiming for the neck.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5623096
United States
05/22/2019 12:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Shot a deer between the eyes from 300 yards with a 22 rifle.

Yeah. Lucky too because I was aiming for the neck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5623096


Meh. I meant 100 yards...300 feet.

Lol 300 yards woulda been epic.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75832374
United States
05/22/2019 12:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Shotgun on a Garbage Truck in Poland.
LuckyMonkey

User ID: 76626460
United States
05/22/2019 01:22 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Been to india... don't try that kids...


Skydiving

Pulled friend out of frozen pond

Stem cells injected into eyeballs...


Snatched an 88lb kettlebell

Ok not by my will or classic badass but my best story ....short version...spoke to my brother on phone who called me from another place or time but same phone number while my real brother was trying to call me ... some bonafide timeline parallel universe shit
LuckyMonkey

User ID: 76626460
United States
05/22/2019 01:24 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Had an OBE after reading 1 paragraph on how to do it
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76209573
Australia
05/22/2019 01:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
1dunno1
 Quoting: ReoX


I once took a cookie from a toddler while his mothers back was turned.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77280055
United States
05/22/2019 01:44 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
I used to skydive, and I like it a lot. I don't like to pull the rip cord early because I do like to go fast. And I used to have a lot of crashes with my high speed parachuting (I got yelled at a lot also). I took out five golfers I an attempted sand trap landing but hit the them instead. I really can't complain, they were really soft. Much softer than the side of the airplane hanger I used the next time, that shit almost didn't buff out. It was pretty fucked for sure but I did limp away successfully.

hugs
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77280055
United States
05/22/2019 01:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
I used to skydive, and I like it a lot. I don't like to pull the rip cord early because I do like to go fast. And I used to have a lot of crashes with my high speed parachuting (I got yelled at a lot also). I took out five golfers in an attempted sand trap landing but hit the them instead. I really can't complain, they were really soft. Much softer than the side of the airplane hanger I used the next time, that shit almost didn't buff out. It was pretty fucked for sure but I did limp away successfully.

hugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77280055
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77280055
United States
05/22/2019 01:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
I need to get back to work on the autotard fix for the SwiftKey AI bot, this is a literal joke.

pope
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48792671
United States
05/23/2019 05:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
we were kids my sister and i, i was bout 12 so my sis was 8. out in anther neighborhood riding bikes.

my sis went down a hill and hit front brake, went over the handlebars, bike lands on her tiny body. screams, i run over. blood. big gash in her ankle, shaped like the sprocket. the front sprocket had slammed down hard on landing

she was loosing blood. this was before cellphones by the way.

my memories start to fade here but somehow i carried her and made the 3 mile walk home up hill at one point. i guess it was only 20 minutes? because instead of going home i saved a few minutes by going to the neighbors house, who i didnt know this but she was a nurse. its badass, because my sis was fine, she got 13 stiches and a really cool scar. and i think a force overcame my body like either an angel or adrenaline.
 Quoting: Plato


Adrenaline is the patron angel of the badass.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48792671
United States
05/23/2019 06:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
1dunno1
 Quoting: ReoX


I once took a cookie from a toddler while his mothers back was turned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76209573


I always take candy from babies and give them lemon slices instead.

I offered to play a ha d of seven cars stud for thirty minutes of bedtime with my little boy. We were just learning the game. He could not read. I fully intended to lie.

I wash shuffling as we made the bet.

I dealt myself nothing to work with but arranged what I extended to call a “split house” or some no esense.

He showed me his hand all excited wonder.

I’d dealt him a seven card royal flush.

He asked on his innocence who won. Speared my heart . I said he won.

I fanned the deck. Nothing else was in any order.

I never lied to my boy again.

The god of poker hands made me honest as a badass Quaker.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48792671
United States
05/23/2019 06:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Abducted by UFO, Savannah Goergia, June 1987
 Quoting: OU8122


Tell us more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77222832


Left DC headed to Daytona Florida. Back in the day triple A provided what was called a trip tik which said the trip should take 12 hours.

We left at 6pm and based on trip tik thought we would arrive around 6am.

Around 2am we stopped at a truck stop in Savannah. We all remember eating but our next memory was sitting on a side street in Savannah. Sun was coming up, we really couldn't figure out why or how we were on the side street but we got back on the interstate nd continued towards Daytona.

We figured the trip tik was wrong because it was 6am and we were still 4 hours from Daytona. We really didn't think that much more about it.

When returning home we planned for a 16 hour trip but made it home in 12 hours.

There is more to the story that makes me pretty sure that those 4 hours were either ufo or some other paranormal experience.

I will go into more detail if interested
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76583115


Yes! Interested. Start a ufo or missing time thread and tell us.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48792671
United States
05/23/2019 06:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Shot a deer between the eyes from 300 yards with a 22 rifle.

Yeah. Lucky too because I was aiming for the neck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5623096


The deer was the lucky one.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71067232
United States
05/23/2019 06:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
1dunno1
 Quoting: ReoX


Had my picture with the main cast of Aliens. Been onstage watching Megadeth and Anthrax play. Spent an hour talking with Layne Staley of Alice in Chains back in 1992. Worked for a former President. Sang Megadeth in front of 900 people at a company meeting. Met hundreds of celebrities in my life. I have Lived a very eventful life.
tiger1

User ID: 76712081
United States
05/23/2019 06:41 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Pulled a guy out of a burning car.
MarPep

User ID: 77662580
United States
05/23/2019 07:55 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Pulled a guy out of a burning car.
 Quoting: tiger1


Toughest guy I ever met was a family-practice/ER doc who also liked to race stock cars. At a big wreck at the track, one of the other cars caught on fire and the driver was unconscious. My friend pulled him out--got severe burns on both hands--took years of grafting and special gloves to heal to where he could do surgeries again. He still practices at nearly 77 years old, has had a dozen or more arterial stents, multiple joint replacements and a bad back---and he still is pleasant when he takes care of every-day patients in the ER. If they knew what he has been through, a few of them might be embarassed to be complaining of subjective pains.
_______________
They let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75213815
United States
05/23/2019 08:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Told a monkey to go to the back of the bus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76894912


Correction, That was the most cowardly thing you've ever done. Never has a bully ever been called badass.
tiger1

User ID: 76712081
United States
05/23/2019 10:19 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
Bump.





GLP