What's the most badass thing you've ever done?

I hiked a famous North Shore Trail on Kauai on really strong LSD with friends when I was 19 years old. Nothing I have ever experienced physically compares to that physical experience.

When I say hike, we actually ran the entire length of the trail (5-10 miles) and ended up in Waimea Canyon on the edge of a cliff; our t-shirts were like wind sails, the wind gusts would prevent us from falling off the edge of the cliffs. Mind Blowing!

I will probably never do it again, nor do I suggest you try and do that on a weekend getaway. I had prepared for months for the physical and mental toll an experience like that incur. If you are older than 25 years old, I don't suggest you do it due to the sever physical exertion required to reach the capacity for a full tilt Kauai Jungle Trail Run-on-Acid synchronicity.

We would skip and jump from rock to rock to avoid colliding with tourists, it was like we were all world class gymnasts with unbelievable physical endurance and accuracy in the placement of our feet. The entire experience lasted for hours and I could never recreate the conditions for you to experience what I experienced, that day!

Grew up in the hood with very poor first generation polish parents. I learned to fight and got a name for myself also learned how to survive in a rough area and some crime (I haven't broke a law in 20 years). My parents moved out there as did I after I graduated college. I have a good job now and my kids are blessed but when I hear people say white people are privileged I would like to offer than my childhood. Lets see if they still feel that way after.

As a child, I bit the head off of a smelt (it was dead already) spit it out, sucked the guts out and spit them out. Dad and brothers dared me. Lol I think I was about 8.

Rope mesh hammack

I saved a girl from getting raped.

Back in about 1989 I was working at Red Lobster and at the end of the night we had to bring out the garbage. Me and the dishwasher just started our garbage run. On the walk between the back door and the garbage bin we heard a cry for "Help" coming from the field in back of the store. We looked around and couldn't see anything so we dumped our trash and were making our way back inside when we heard "help" once again.

This time we took a closer look because we had a better idea of where the sound was coming from and this time we could make out a shape of a person out in the field.

I headed out in the direction of the figure while the dishwasher went and got the manager.

The person in the field saw me coming so he stood up and started running towards the townhouses that are past the field.

I continued walking out into the field and when I got to where the person was there was a girl laying in the grass with her clothes torn and she was crying.

I helped her up as the manager and dishwasher arrived and we all took her into the store and called the cops.

Sucked d!ck for bus money, then walked.

Me too, but the kid I saved asked if it was ok to go back in... O well.

Bus fare had gone up unexpectidly without notice?

Kill Demons

I had sex with a bird once

I failed my first driving test.... for speeding.

Two months ago went down the 1/2 mile driveway too fast on ATV, rolled it. Landed on the asphalt with head and elbow and hip getting whacked hard. Was on 2 blood thinners at the time. Checked myself--no long bone fractures, no internal injuries--other than I knew I was llikely gonna get a bleed inside my head. Pushed the ATV back on its wheels and off the driveway, walked back to house, called a friend to come bandage me up. Really sick that night with headache, nausea, weakness--too sick to call for help, really. Better the next day. After 10 days, the Headache got bad enough that I went in for CT scan--fair sized subdural hematoma (blood clot on brain). Neuro-surgeon said if its been 10 days and you're still walking and talking and thinking, wait another week or two and it will likely resolve--it did. Completely back to nurmal.

Thanks for posting Mr Obama.

Dam Scrump. You are dam lucky to come out of that unscathed. I knew a guy that very same thing happened to going around 120. Dam near killed him. He was never the same. He broke numerous bones. Fortunately, he was leathered up with a racing helmet.

Made me think of this movie:

Certified badass. Nice!

Lol... I was wearing blue jean shorts, a t-shirt, and no helmet.

The shit we do sometimes... it's a wonder there are any of us left.

When I was young, 16, I heard an altercation going on the living room of my friends (I had my own room upstairs because I was there a lot, it was quite a distance to get home from) house, I got out of bed in my pj's and went downstairs to see my friends mom pinned up against the wall with a shotgun to her head with a drunken stepfather weaving about. So I moved his gun and stood in between them. He looked at me, with hostility...and then put the gun away and passed out. I wasn't afraid until later...

Oh man, that makes my bung hole pucker just thinking about that LMAO! That's some divine intervention right there!

I can't tell you because there's still an open investigation

Brother, God has saved me from myself more times than I can count.

Agreed.

Pushed a baseball diameter sized 20" + turd out of my ass once.

I convinced racist old southern white man ( professor )in his 80s he’d seen god

Took a shit at work, didn’t wipe, and then gave a 45-minute presentation to 50 potential business clients.

LIKE A BOSS.

I did a buck 20 in a Ford van.

.. I SAY....YOU WIN....YOU WIN THE MOST BADASS THING THREAD AWARD....YEP. YUPP. YUPP!

You’d think there’d be little pushing required. It was probably screamin’ to get outta there.

THEY DID HAVE SOME OLD 425 TURBO MOTORS...THAT WOULD DO IT.