Wow at least the things I can tell you about :

Age 14, found my neighbor drowned in the river with a grappling hook. We were looking for him and I told his son that I would check the river for his Rake that he used to pull weeds away from their dock. I tossed the hook many times but no rake, so I gave up. As I was walking off the dock, I said, Ok, 1 more toss; I pulled and hooked something that caused Air bubbles to come up. I pulled harder and saw 2 Gym shoes and him coming to the surface; I flagged down the family doctor who liked to cut their grass for exercise; the paper said the Doctor found him, not me.

Chased 2 completely low life drunk motherfuxckers out of our music store with a 12 ga goose gun. They were trashing the store, So I pulled out the 12 ga and they took off. I was too shook up to shoot because I was about 13 yrs old. I had to run the store by getting out early from high school.

2 Democrats tried to rob me in Detroit with a bottle wrapped in bag, too look like a gun; I challenged them with a pipe out of my truck,,,,they took off and the Pakistani gas station owner just ducked down and hid.