What's the most badass thing you've ever done?

Hunting whales for sport

Just kidding

Once I dick-slapped an AC troll so hard

He started sending me treefiddy a post

Almost slept with a mobsters ex, then was reminded she wasnt an ex.

Almost slept with a mobsters ex, then was reminded she wasnt an ex.

Almost slept with a mobsters ex, then was reminded she wasnt an ex.

I purposely totaled my fun sports car then got on the hood and jumped backwards into the wind shield, shattering it with my body. I was having a psychotic episode at the time so I wasn't really being rational.

I've seen pigs have thousands of those. If we played pop music to them they grew better.

I've seen pigs have thousands of those. If we played pop music to them they grew better.

This

So this

Robbed 9 L. A area banks with a hand grenade.

Well, that might be the prize winner.

Jon Fishman?

Smashed the hottest 17 year old brunette in school, standing up in the ladies shower room while watching girls legs and feet walk by under the door. I was 15.

I built a miniature castle out of dog shit and lived in it for 32 years.

Another one: helped save a man who was attacked by a mountain lion. The dude was blood head to toe and going into shock. Had to have life flight come in to haul his stupid ass out of there. Dumbass was jogging in lion country. Littleton, Co, Summer 1998. Look it up.

He came by the park a few weeks later after healed up to tell us all thank you. He became a born again and last i heard was traveling around preaching. SP are his initials.

When I was a young teenager, our house was stormed by Narco Agents because my brother was supposedly selling drugs (pot).

They tore our house upside down. This was in the middle of Hurricane Agnes and we had so much rain everything was pure mud.

So while the narcos were in the house searching it, me and my sister went out in the hurricane and completely covered the narco agents cars with mud. I'm talking a foot thick of mud completely encasing their cars. We snuck back in and eventually, the narcs left. Two of them came back to the house and told my brother and mom 'tell your sisters they're real smart asses'...we were like "waaaahhhttt????"! It was hilarious.

I volunteered to leave my home, forget who I was, forget who I am, forget everything I ever knew, to be born into this shit hole world and do what I can at this very important point of space and time.......to make whatever difference I could.

I also (with the help of my wife), raised two little boys into two, good, young men, whom I am very proud of.

I have heard that you can never really ever go home....I hope that's not true.

In my mid 30's ran the Marine Corps Marathon, then 3 weeks later ran a 50 mile ultra known as the JFK. 6 mos later did "The Dogwood" 50K which was all up and down rocky mountain terrain and more difficult than the 50 miler. So rocky was the trails, that my brand new Brooks trail shoes had worn all the way through and by the end, I finished with bloody toes exposed. Felt like quite an accomplishment --than one.

On 50th birthday, drove a Formula 2000 car for an afternoon at Pocono Raceway Racing school. Best adrenaline rush and better than any drug.

Went down a double black diamond on Aspen Mtn....later celebrated at Planet Hollywood- trying to look so cool but too many long Island ice teas then had black bean dip and someone made me laugh and beans shot out my nose across the table..OMG!!

Survived being lost in a black water bayou for 3 days 2 nights on a canoe trip.

Did a 3 day canoe trip down the Red River.

Jumped a moving train on a dare. I know..stupid, eh? ahh crazy teen years!

25 mile competitive trail ride in the pouring rain.

Went to Australia, joined a Dragon Boat Racing team, rode a motorcycle in the outback, fished for barramundi in a billa bong in a 12 ft boat with 14 ft crocs around!! Yikes!

Kicked an orange off a guys head while high on mushrooms. lol!

174 indicated in 55 zone, 911 Turbo Cab with the top down.

Was going for top speed of 193 (for that generation)… but at that speed you find out that seemingly flat roads are not actually all that flat.

We were living in LA and we went to a birthday part of a celeb we know. I took my 13 year old daughter. We were dancing together - father and daughter - and afterward I walked over to the bar and a well known actor came up to me, made a rude comment about ‘how he’d like to get a piece of that young sweet ass” and then asked me who she was!

I replied, "she’s my daughter." Then I punched him in the mouth, knocking him back over the bar. I told our hostess what had been said and she thru the offensive pedophile bastard out. She’s now a major celeb (she wasn’t quite as famous back then) and the actor is a known pedophile in Hollywood Circles. People won’t let him be around their children at parties, functions, etc.

Of course I offered to pay for the damage and broken liquor bottles, glasses, etc. She wouldn’t allow me to do so. I sent flowers and a note of apology the next day. The story got around town and the pedophile actor was filming a big budget movie, at the time. I heard the studio spent some serious money to keep the story out of the newspapers and fan mags.

It’s true that many big celebs are into young women or young men. That’s their business as long as the women or men are over the legal age of consent. But when they go after children because they’re too insecure or inadequate in their own minds and bodies to have a relationship with a grown woman or man, it’s not only illegal, but frankly I think they should be executed when they’re caught molesting young girls and boys.

I have only punched one other person in my entire life. I’m not a ‘bad ass’ by a long shot. I was raised to be a gentleman and have tried to be so all my life. But there are some insults, some breaches of decency that are so outrageous that in many men, there is a visceral response and their fist moves before their mind realizes what they’ve done. That was one such situation for me. Friends who were there still kid me about the day I punched “so and so”. Most agree the fucker had a full ass-kicking coming. Sadly, he stayed down with one punch. damn it!

I once climbed a set of stairs 2 at a time.

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American women are pretty big now hey?

Heh...

Oh yeah.

I don't know. It may have involved a tennis ball, so it probably wasn't that cool.

lol

Why would you be on the hood of a speeding car?

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Wow, that gives my aggravated assaults on five police officers a run for its money.