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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71843688 United States 05/21/2019 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I stretched out on a row of seats at the 72 Democrat Convention waiting for McGovern to speak at 3am. After 40 winks I woke to see Jack Nicholson and his babe staring at my boner. You know his smile with raised eyebrows? Funny night. I'm cured of that now. Grew up, woke up, and voted for Trump. |
Polkahonkus User ID: 1497303 United States 05/21/2019 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not so much bad ass, but traumatic: Quoting: Steamer I was in a pig pen and a massive pig attacked me. Knocked me right on my back and was on top of me. Had a mouthful of my coveralls and was rag dolling me. I tried punching as hard as I could. Nothing. I drove my thumbs into its eyes. Nothing. I tried to choke it. Nothing. I scrambled to find a rock to club it. Nothing. I beat its head as hard as I could with my fists and it had zero effect. I am 6’ tall and fairly strong. I lift logs and weights and heavy parts regularly. I am no weakling or slouch. Yet I couldn’t budge this fucking pig off me. He was shaking me so hard I started to black out and I knew it. I started getting tunnel vision and my field of view was pinholes. I was going down and this pig was going to eat me. My only thought was that it was going to eat my wife who would eventually come to the pen to look for me. I blacked out for probably a few seconds until the pig whipped around and attacked another pig that came over to see what all the noise was about. I literally crawled out of that pen and my legs didn’t work for a while. I slept in the mud for an hour until my wife came by and called me lazy slob for laying in the mud. She had no idea. The bad pig was now calm and even wiggled its tail for her. I don’t know what the heck got into that pig, but for a few minutes it was a demon. You didn’t get eaten. You didn’t slip your body and fly away home. Staying conscious to fight a hog is pretty badass. You might be part big bad wolf. |
Polkahonkus User ID: 1497303 United States 05/21/2019 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I stretched out on a row of seats at the 72 Democrat Convention waiting for McGovern to speak at 3am. After 40 winks I woke to see Jack Nicholson and his babe staring at my boner. You know his smile with raised eyebrows? Funny night. I'm cured of that now. Grew up, woke up, and voted for Trump. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71843688 I bet we could fill a whole thread of JN encounters. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 60387116 United States 05/21/2019 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not so much bad ass, but traumatic: Quoting: Steamer I was in a pig pen and a massive pig attacked me. Knocked me right on my back and was on top of me. Had a mouthful of my coveralls and was rag dolling me. I tried punching as hard as I could. Nothing. I drove my thumbs into its eyes. Nothing. I tried to choke it. Nothing. I scrambled to find a rock to club it. Nothing. I beat its head as hard as I could with my fists and it had zero effect. I am 6’ tall and fairly strong. I lift logs and weights and heavy parts regularly. I am no weakling or slouch. Yet I couldn’t budge this fucking pig off me. He was shaking me so hard I started to black out and I knew it. I started getting tunnel vision and my field of view was pinholes. I was going down and this pig was going to eat me. My only thought was that it was going to eat my wife who would eventually come to the pen to look for me. I blacked out for probably a few seconds until the pig whipped around and attacked another pig that came over to see what all the noise was about. I literally crawled out of that pen and my legs didn’t work for a while. I slept in the mud for an hour until my wife came by and called me lazy slob for laying in the mud. She had no idea. The bad pig was now calm and even wiggled its tail for her. I don’t know what the heck got into that pig, but for a few minutes it was a demon. That pig got tired of your porking him. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49819844 United States 05/21/2019 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 15 we used to go to our high school about a mile away and ride our bikes around the parking lot. My step brother was near the middle school and this green chevette pulled over to the side walk huge guy got out and popped the hatch and was listening to music.i rode by and he said come here so I rode over and he locked his knees on front tire and said give me ur bike. I said no twice and he reached in and pulled .38 and parked it right between my eyes.. I looked up and the cylinder were empty. He said now give me your bike!! I waited a sec and said go ahead and shoot, you got 4 empty cylinders go ahead n shoot. He said what'd you say, I said u got four empty cylinder, odds are the other two are empty, shoot me. He said you smart lil fucker get outta here. I rode like hell got my brother and left. Kinda badass kinda stupid. Nowadays I'd jus give up the bike Quoting: Coastie Patriot Frank Castle sez that works |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69105957 Canada 05/21/2019 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | -Launched off a sub in the Atlantic in sea state 5 on an 15ft assault boat to do a recce of an installation. Had to access through a tunnel built into the side of a mountain. Bottom of the boat ripped out by debris in the water in the tunnel. Had to go the rest of the way swimming. Had to egress via chopper once I was far enough away to call the bird in. -Walked into an armed belligerent camp dressed as a local to get an accurate gps reading then called the airstrike in....hehehe -Snapped a sentry that surprised me and almost compromised the mission. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43322661 Canada 05/21/2019 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not so much bad ass, but traumatic: Quoting: Steamer I was in a pig pen and a massive pig attacked me. Knocked me right on my back and was on top of me. Had a mouthful of my coveralls and was rag dolling me. I tried punching as hard as I could. Nothing. I drove my thumbs into its eyes. Nothing. I tried to choke it. Nothing. I scrambled to find a rock to club it. Nothing. I beat its head as hard as I could with my fists and it had zero effect. I am 6’ tall and fairly strong. I lift logs and weights and heavy parts regularly. I am no weakling or slouch. Yet I couldn’t budge this fucking pig off me. He was shaking me so hard I started to black out and I knew it. I started getting tunnel vision and my field of view was pinholes. I was going down and this pig was going to eat me. My only thought was that it was going to eat my wife who would eventually come to the pen to look for me. I blacked out for probably a few seconds until the pig whipped around and attacked another pig that came over to see what all the noise was about. I literally crawled out of that pen and my legs didn’t work for a while. I slept in the mud for an hour until my wife came by and called me lazy slob for laying in the mud. She had no idea. The bad pig was now calm and even wiggled its tail for her. I don’t know what the heck got into that pig, but for a few minutes it was a demon. That pig got tired of your porking him. Ya I was waiting for someone to crack a joke like that. Good job, I can respect a good but decent insult. |
ColdBrew User ID: 76713814 United States 05/21/2019 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grow my own garden. Smashed a guitar on stage at a Motley Crue concert. Hung out with Dale Jr. Joined the Fire Department. Created a family, raise them as conservatives and go to church on Sunday. Last Edited by ColdBrew on 05/21/2019 04:48 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60387116 United States 05/21/2019 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not so much bad ass, but traumatic: Quoting: Steamer I was in a pig pen and a massive pig attacked me. Knocked me right on my back and was on top of me. Had a mouthful of my coveralls and was rag dolling me. I tried punching as hard as I could. Nothing. I drove my thumbs into its eyes. Nothing. I tried to choke it. Nothing. I scrambled to find a rock to club it. Nothing. I beat its head as hard as I could with my fists and it had zero effect. I am 6’ tall and fairly strong. I lift logs and weights and heavy parts regularly. I am no weakling or slouch. Yet I couldn’t budge this fucking pig off me. He was shaking me so hard I started to black out and I knew it. I started getting tunnel vision and my field of view was pinholes. I was going down and this pig was going to eat me. My only thought was that it was going to eat my wife who would eventually come to the pen to look for me. I blacked out for probably a few seconds until the pig whipped around and attacked another pig that came over to see what all the noise was about. I literally crawled out of that pen and my legs didn’t work for a while. I slept in the mud for an hour until my wife came by and called me lazy slob for laying in the mud. She had no idea. The bad pig was now calm and even wiggled its tail for her. I don’t know what the heck got into that pig, but for a few minutes it was a demon. That pig got tired of your porking him. Ya I was waiting for someone to crack a joke like that. Good job, I can respect a good but decent insult. Just bustin your chops |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77664902 United States 05/21/2019 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not so much bad ass, but traumatic: Quoting: Steamer I was in a pig pen and a massive pig attacked me. Knocked me right on my back and was on top of me. Had a mouthful of my coveralls and was rag dolling me. I tried punching as hard as I could. Nothing. I drove my thumbs into its eyes. Nothing. I tried to choke it. Nothing. I scrambled to find a rock to club it. Nothing. I beat its head as hard as I could with my fists and it had zero effect. I am 6’ tall and fairly strong. I lift logs and weights and heavy parts regularly. I am no weakling or slouch. Yet I couldn’t budge this fucking pig off me. He was shaking me so hard I started to black out and I knew it. I started getting tunnel vision and my field of view was pinholes. I was going down and this pig was going to eat me. My only thought was that it was going to eat my wife who would eventually come to the pen to look for me. I blacked out for probably a few seconds until the pig whipped around and attacked another pig that came over to see what all the noise was about. I literally crawled out of that pen and my legs didn’t work for a while. I slept in the mud for an hour until my wife came by and called me lazy slob for laying in the mud. She had no idea. The bad pig was now calm and even wiggled its tail for her. I don’t know what the heck got into that pig, but for a few minutes it was a demon. That pig got tired of your porking him. It was jealous because he was fucking one of his sows |
FeedYourHead User ID: 77416429 United States 05/21/2019 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once sang at the Grand Ole Opry...the original one. I will never forget it....Minnie Pearl sang that night. She was crazy cute, in a nutty way.... Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76879695 United States 05/21/2019 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I took a Picture with an Alligator in my arms. He was small though. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77323115 rode Broncs and bulls, roped wild cattle, roped coyotes, deer and pigs off my horse.Tried to rope a bear. Made some badass bridle horses. Mugged a lot of wild horses. lots of street fights, lots of fights and victories in toughman competitions. Some beautiful first round K.O.s. Tried to spar with Evander Holyfield...( trainer wanted a different style) |
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^EyeSeeAll^ User ID: 34398756 United States 05/21/2019 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's to the real badass men those who 75 years ago this June 6th landed on the beaches of Normandy. Thank you! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77179859 this ^ For sure. No one here can top that. Those were some real mother fuckers right there. TRUMP 2020 Willam Barr 2024 |
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Polkahonkus User ID: 1497303 United States 05/21/2019 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eight years ago I became a muslim and began a Utah ministry that converts disillusioned christian teenagers at my basketball camp, many have gone overseas to fight jihad or work secretly for the faith in the ranks of US military services amd within the NSA. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77668002 We are blessed to have grown 900%! My Ohio brother reaches out to the Amish, our Mosques have buggy parking and restricted electrical facilities to help them in their decision to fully embrace Islam. AND YOU WILL PAY A 1000 FOLD FOR EVERY SINGLE MAN OR WOMAN YOU LEAD ASTRAY. ISLAM WAS WRITTEN BY NO OTHER THAN SATAN HIMSELF. why didn't you do your homework! and you can quote me on this, my name is chip griffin. at least now you now, so what you do from here will be 2000 fold. think hard and long before you say that book is of the truth, it is not, it is a book of lies!!! Those satanic Amish crypto Muslims of Ohio are pretty badass. |
Louis in Richmond That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 77444323 United States 05/21/2019 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you find the missing TV remote or her missing pet chihuahua in a fold? Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Dreamer User ID: 76682459 United States 05/21/2019 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Probably standing up to a gang of black girls...like 9 of them, by myself...I was like fuck this... Quoting: Dreamer 76682459 Yeah, I got a beat down...but at least I tried. After that, fighting one girl is no big deal lol No that was in my younger days...I'm a lady I don't do that shit now... You’re my heroine! My younger sister used to knock out all my haters... I was very shy! Awww...how sweet! You wanna know why I got my ass beat and why I was there? For my little sister...but her and three of her friends ran...I was like wtf? I have to admit "run" did go through my mind but then I was like fuck this...I'm getting my ass beat lol My girlfriend said I had a nike shoe imprint on my forehead...I drove to her house right after lmao I think I was in 11th or 12th grade... |
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