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Only 40% of crops have been planted

 
Anonymous Coward
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Only 40% of crops have been planted
This assumes no additional flooding or freeze.

We be in some DEEP shit... oh, that's right, Trump gave our reserves to the poor turd world fuckers as a gesture of good will...

Welcome to the Ice Age.
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05/20/2019 12:38 AM
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
The actual worse case scenario is that most of the crops get planted this year and then next year the same situation happens again and people say: oh you said that last year and then we got nearly 99% of crops in by June. Then instead of warming and clearing by June of next year, we get even more cold damp weather.
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05/20/2019 12:53 AM
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
Maybe put your fat ass on a diet?
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Welcome to the new ice age.
I am SNOWIE
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05/20/2019 01:19 AM
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
potatos
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
potatos
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forgot an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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We just were able to start tilling Friday here in Michigan.
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
OP, you're right there are issues and welcome to the new ice age, but the US gave up grain reserves in the 70's. Hasn't a thing to do with Trump. Blame Nixon. The same guy that took us entirely away from gold to fiat.

Potatoes, Jerusalem Artichokes, acorns, flush out the tanins first in a creek or even your flush toilet tank. Cattail roots...Lots of starch around. One only needs to know and look.

Also, dare I say it??? Stock up and have a plan to get someplace fairly safe.

We have livestock. Feeding them will get interesting before it really starts to hurt at the grocery store.
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05/20/2019 01:33 AM
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They gonna starve the people out!

uhoh
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They gonna starve the people out!

uhoh
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a lot of road kill around if you look.
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05/20/2019 02:15 AM
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Judgment

And no one wants to hear it

Repent America

He has hidden His face from you
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Theory: Govt allowed MJ legalization to boost the indoor growing hydro industry knowing full well that ice age outdoor crop failures would occur and such faculties would need to be set up? Then martial law would see MJ production be stopped to grow other food
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Theory: Govt allowed MJ legalization to boost the indoor growing hydro industry knowing full well that ice age outdoor crop failures would occur and such faculties would need to be set up? Then martial law would see MJ production be stopped to grow other food
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Interesting concept. I have no idea. If crops to feed this country have to be grown inside - no - I don't believe that will work. Maybe tomatoes? Maybe one or two things, but not enough to feed the country. Of course the elite already have steaks and lobster and every good thing are already stocked for years to come in the under-mountain bunkers made for them with golf courses, swimming pools, theaters, libraries, etc.

For us - pft - whistle for your dinner, I suspect.

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Frost advisories, freeze warnings in effect for much of Minnesota MAY 19 19


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05/20/2019 05:07 AM
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My tomato plants are HUGE & loaded !!! Glad I was smart enough to move to the SOUTH !!!!!!
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Something feels off. Gas in California is going for ~$4/gallon and the stations are 'waiting on delivery' half the fucking time I stop in.
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05/20/2019 05:41 AM
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Something feels off. Gas in California is going for ~$4/gallon and the stations are 'waiting on delivery' half the fucking time I stop in.
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Im not sure if the gas stations here in arizona restored there gas, but some circle k's were completely out of gas.
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Something feels off. Gas in California is going for ~$4/gallon and the stations are 'waiting on delivery' half the fucking time I stop in.
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Im not sure if the gas stations here in arizona restored there gas, but some circle k's were completely out of gas.
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hmm
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Thread: TET OFFENSIVE ABOUT TO BE LUNCHED INSIDE USA! Prep Now!
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I've never heard of a hydroponic operations that grows seed. It's such an energy intensive operation that they can only afford to get a cash crop out. Hydroponics won't be able to grow grains in the quantity that we need.
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Wouldn't shock me a bit


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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
This assumes no additional flooding or freeze.

We be in some DEEP shit... oh, that's right, Trump gave our reserves to the poor turd world fuckers as a gesture of good will...

Welcome to the Ice Age.
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It will be a late harvest like it used to be.
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
I have seen zero crops planted in my area of rural missouri
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Well, this place had a good run. And now for the fkening..
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potatos
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potatos
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I planted some.
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I have seen zero crops planted in my area of rural missouri
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Idaho, Washington and especially Montana are way behind on spring seeding
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They gonna starve the people out!

uhoh
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that and more!
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
We just were able to start tilling Friday here in Michigan.
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WOW
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Re: Only 40% of crops have been planted
We just were able to start tilling Friday here in Michigan.
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WOW
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Fruit trees in W WA are doing wonderfully, judging by my own. Commercial fruit crops are grown on the east side, however, and I have no idea how their spring has gone. Berry crops, again judging by my own, are doing marvelously here.

Home gardens can save a number of people, depending on the amount of land they can plant and what specifically they are planting. Everyone can plant at least something - a window box in a highrise apartment? [Watch out below!!] Containers most places. Also buying in bulk at peak season and canning and freezing - highly recommended.

Buy quantities of seed for sprouting - a huge nutritional bump and incredibly easy. Available in non-GMO readily. I've bought a lot on eBay. Then learned I cannot eat them - very sad day.

Grow something - anything is better than nothing. Can you have chickens? HAVE THEM!!! Eggs are excellent protein. Let chickens free range during the day. They will return to their coop at dusk, and you must shut them in for protection from predators. If you have rooster, get an additional bantam hen, who will sit on eggs and hatch them, giving you more chickens, free! Stock food for them, so they have some of that in addition to all they free range - bugs, weed seeds, all kinds of things you don't want and can't get rid of, but they can.

Edit to add: Walmart bakery sells all their icing buckets for a dollar each - at least here that's the cost. Drill a few drainage holes in the bottom and plant whatever you like. Potatoes, for one thing. Put a few inches soil in the bottom, add potato eyes, cover with anything you have - grass clippings if lawn not treated with poisons, hay, anything at all. Soil if necessary. As the leaves grow up, tuck more refuse around the leaves. Keep going up as the plants grow, and they will continue forming potatoes all the way up to the top of the bucket. Easy harvest - dump the bucket and pick them out.

Last Edited by Pooka on 05/20/2019 07:07 PM
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Something feels off. Gas in California is going for ~$4/gallon and the stations are 'waiting on delivery' half the fucking time I stop in.
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Gas has dropped 35 cents a gallon here in the past 10 days.
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Eat more meat.





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