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Man Banned For Life From Gym For Masturbating Near Squatting Woman

 
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Your logic makes no sense at all. Public indecency is not analogous to assault.

But by all means, try it out. Prove to us all that it's your body and you will do with it as you please. Go hop on a bus, or hang out in a park, maybe even near a school playground and get to it. Let us know how that works out for you.
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Who gets to decide what is decent? You? ISIS? Saudi King? Pope? Trump? Your mom?
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


I think we, as a society, have made that decision. We have laws against indecent exposure in public. Have since pretty much forever. Maybe I'm an anachronism and those laws should be changed so we can all just wank to our hearts' content whenever and wherever we choose. Call your congressman.
 Quoting: Revbo™


But in this particular case, it's the gym that gets to make that decision. Their property, their rules. Don't like 'em? Find a gym that's okay with you masturbating to their clientele.
 Quoting: Revbo™


In fact, maybe we just invented a whole new business model. You guys are right that, deep down, this is what these half naked skanks are after. We should build a gym with two-way mirrors and private viewing booths for dudes to sit in an wank to gym skanks. It's not technically indecent exposure because you would be in a private room, and the skanks and public masterbators both get what they want.

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Why are we bashing men exactly? Men have penises and maybe he was adjusting himself so as not to be embarrassed when standing. Maybe he was uncomfortable in his gym shirt area. How DARE you folks judge! Especially sexist women have no business commenting on this!
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The video should determine whether it was a quick adjustment or not. And yes, with 5 boys etc, and also elderly relatives, fully aware that sometimes especially in public, people have to adjust. One guy had prostrate removed and when he was in the hot tub, he started to have to urinate in the water and he had to do an adjustment to stop from doing that. Someone saw him and so he fled and refused to go to the pool. I suggested pool diapers for him, but these are things that also happen.

I'm not watching this video but what he's doing should be apparent.
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Masturbating is a normal, healthy, human thing to do, and every healthy man does it. Why make a big deal out of it? Why should we hate ourselves? And who wants us to hate our own humanity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77605484


That's the ape thing to do. But why make a big deal out of it. We pretend to have developed lines of behavior that a lot of us cross sometimes. This guy went way over the line.

She did have a nice ass though. I can see why he was motivated.
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Looks like maybe he was scratching...

Sometimes my stomach itches, hope no one videos me.

Even if he wasn't i think he has a case with a good lawyer. Flimsy evidence.
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Ok it was a South African gym, yeah he was mimicking what he sees...

Damn dirty apes !
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They should have banned the woman. How can any guy concentrate on his workout with cheeks like that staring you down? To say nothing about dropping weights on your feet because of the distraction!
 Quoting: Deplorable Busterhymen


Exactly. Slutty behavior on her part.
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


Majority of women and even men want their own gym but that would be sexist and then a small percentage of women would have no where to show off

You know shes showing off , If not shed wear just regular sweatpants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77568399


You have a point. She is looking for attention. I’m in great shape & I only utilize the gym to stay that way. I wear sweatpants or loose shorts & a tank top, hair up & no makeup. Some treat it as the stage of a beauty pageant.

My husband works out & prefers the small hole in the wall type gyms. He hates going to a gym that smells like perfume & cologne.

That said, what the pervert did was gross & pathetic. Recording her is even worse in my opinion. He obviously has no self control.
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Looked to me like he was fixing a wedgie...


So WTF, anytime we have to rearrange the twins, we will be accused of masturbating????


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Your logic makes no sense at all. Public indecency is not analogous to assault.

But by all means, try it out. Prove to us all that it's your body and you will do with it as you please. Go hop on a bus, or hang out in a park, maybe even near a school playground and get to it. Let us know how that works out for you.
 Quoting: Revbo™


Who gets to decide what is decent? You? ISIS? Saudi King? Pope? Trump? Your mom?
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


I think we, as a society, have made that decision. We have laws against indecent exposure in public. Have since pretty much forever. Maybe I'm an anachronism and those laws should be changed so we can all just wank to our hearts' content whenever and wherever we choose. Call your congressman.
 Quoting: Revbo™


But in this particular case, it's the gym that gets to make that decision. Their property, their rules. Don't like 'em? Find a gym that's okay with you masturbating to their clientele.
 Quoting: Revbo™

Yes, he can move to Stellenbosch, open the Squat and Fap and will already have his first client.
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Whatever happened to sweat pants and modesty?
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Let’s get real. Most women dress provocatively in the gym do so with a reason. They’re attention whores who want men to ogle them. Then they get their yoga pants lodged in their crack when you do.
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I think women must get addicted to feeling sexy, and by addicted I mean full-blown addiction that causes shame spirals, and real-life consequences yet they cannot stop.

Make your fag jokes, whatever, but I remember 1988 I was 16 and I was a HOT guy. The tight jeans, the Bon Jovi boots, the long hair, the leather jacket...for big nights I'd do makeup and curl my hair. This was okay at that time if you were hot enough to pull it off in the first place.

There's a feeling that overcomes you when you're made-up and wearing the right clothes. You feel like a walking magnet and it's intoxicating, yet you see the madness that you cause in others...the desperate lust and yearning to hold something beautiful, it's disgusting at the same time it's intoxicating and you hate people and how weak they are even though you're the one egging it on.

You start to hate yourself a little.

And it goes on and on.

Yet, if you do not keep it up, you're basically out of the game. If you don't do it, everyone else will.
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I have to admit that back in the day, you would've been the exact type of guy to catch my eye. I kinda miss that 80's long haired rocker look....
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should be determined as to whether she is horny or not ,
if it was a wobbley fat hippo on the treadmill that would be very wrong on many levels
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Who gets to decide what is decent? You? ISIS? Saudi King? Pope? Trump? Your mom?
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


I think we, as a society, have made that decision. We have laws against indecent exposure in public. Have since pretty much forever. Maybe I'm an anachronism and those laws should be changed so we can all just wank to our hearts' content whenever and wherever we choose. Call your congressman.
 Quoting: Revbo™


But in this particular case, it's the gym that gets to make that decision. Their property, their rules. Don't like 'em? Find a gym that's okay with you masturbating to their clientele.
 Quoting: Revbo™

Yes, he can move to Stellenbosch, open the Squat and Fap and will already have his first client.
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laugh

The new gym I invented a few posts up has a name!
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What a fucking loser.

Imagine if all men did that every time they saw a good looking woman?
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Social Media culture, lame males regularly send "dick pics" to females on social media, why not just wank it front of her? What's the difference?
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I think we, as a society, have made that decision. We have laws against indecent exposure in public. Have since pretty much forever. Maybe I'm an anachronism and those laws should be changed so we can all just wank to our hearts' content whenever and wherever we choose. Call your congressman.
 Quoting: Revbo™


But in this particular case, it's the gym that gets to make that decision. Their property, their rules. Don't like 'em? Find a gym that's okay with you masturbating to their clientele.
 Quoting: Revbo™

Yes, he can move to Stellenbosch, open the Squat and Fap and will already have his first client.
 Quoting: janedoenut


laugh

The new gym I invented a few posts up has a name!
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"Ladies, looking to get in shape and get a nice ego boost at the same time?

Fellas, looking to get off on those ladies working those yoga pants and maybe squeeze in a crunch or two after firing one off?

Come on down to Anonymous Cowards' Squat 'n' Fap on Route 69. Bring your own lube!"

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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

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He was just exercising his penis muscles....it is after all, a GYM!!!

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Masturbating is a normal, healthy, human thing to do, and every healthy man does it. Why make a big deal out of it? Why should we hate ourselves? And who wants us to hate our own humanity?
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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

[link to www.ladbible.com]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Another trump supporter doing what they do.
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Bah, she was asking for it. Also, why did the person with the camera just sit there taping the whole thing like a perv instead of just yelling “CUT IT OUT, CREEP!”
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A man has been banned for life from going to Virgin gyms for masturbating while watching a woman doing squats.

Yes, you read that right. A real grown man thought it was appropriate to touch himself in the middle of a public space, when a woman was just trying to exercise.

The scene was filmed by another gym member, who was rightfully shocked and disgusted to see this horrific behaviour.

[link to www.ladbible.com]


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: HAWK-03






Another trump supporter doing what they do.
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I don't think South Africans really care that much.
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He deserves to have a used tampon thrown at him!tomato
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He deserves to have a used tampon thrown at him!tomato
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He deserves something but decent women don't throw used tampons at people.

Zero class.
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If it's a multi gang shower that's even worse!
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what was this fag thinking? he's gonna bust a nut in his stupid little gym shorts, then walk around with a wet spot that everyone can see? What an asshole.
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Bet you this guy had beef strokinoff for lunch
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Jesus FUCK! Look at that DONK! I'd jerk it too! Just, not there, that's gross. But good GAWD! And thats the problem, women are giving their butts too much attention. It causes a chemical reaction in the man's brain, that for some, is almost too much to contemplate, and causes a chain reaction, and then... systematic overload. I must stop, too much obsession with the ass, and you might be consumed by the ass - FOREVER
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a man's body is his! stay off our cocks!
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Fucking pervert

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I'll second that.

What a creep.
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It’s normal to blow your load where you please. We have sexual rights to our bodies. Our body our choice.





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