How to get constipated fast?

Cheese eat a bunch of it romano or parmesan will do it quick

Eat sawdust

Bananas and rice

Undercooked beans

Cement.

That.

Heroin

Cheesy heroin

Cheesy heroin with a side of beans, cement and sawdust.

:clappacat:

Prunes back me up all the time.

Lots of magnesium and coffee too.

You won't be shitting long time.

Motrin, 3 times a day, at least 600mg...

When my herniated disc went out, I had to take these.

Immediately, I had trouble going.

Then I also had to take Robaxin to relax the muscles and a pill to help me sleep. Tylenol #4 or others.

But the Motrin will dry you up and cause constipation immediately.

MRE's......


cure? coffee on an empty stomach when you get up. works on average every other day. with or without creamer.

Taco bell works for me everytime

Imodium AD

Bread and water. It used to be punishment for prisoners.

You don't see what he did there?

BRAT diet.

Bananas
Rice
Apple Juice
Tea

I do

all aboard the diarrhea train!!

I'm dying.

*wipes tears

Don't forget the rice and bananas too!

Brief doesn't have constipation he's been fisting his asshole for a long time

No..

Bananas and Sprite

Poor OP