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tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them

 
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tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
It's super massive like the ultimate equivalent of a reversed black hole, but that's no excuse for ladies not to show some common decency my way now, is it? All I ask is for you to look me in the eyes, not my perfect and mind-blowing area of supreme lady pleasure zone fantasy land.
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
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Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
What ur fucking deformed dick no one likes
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
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I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
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I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
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That's actually kind of funny if you read it with a Kiwi accent!
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Reminds me of my last weigh-in...

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
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lolol You all look alike down there. Don't flatter yourself. I must say you have a wild imagination. Keep on dreaming.

chuckle

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
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That's actually kind of funny if you read it with a Kiwi accent!
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


and here they come a running yet again, wow imagine that.
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Tuck that.
“Life is a waste of woes,
And Death a river deep,
That ever onward flows,
Troubled, yet asleep.”

— William Batchelder Greene
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
It's super massive like the ultimate equivalent of a reversed black hole, but that's no excuse for ladies not to show some common decency my way now, is it? All I ask is for you to look me in the eyes, not my perfect and mind-blowing area of supreme lady pleasure zone fantasy land.
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Pics or gtfo!
Endless Wait

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Be a part of my viral posts do sure
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
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Come on now nutmeg...let him keep one of em....leave the guy a little pride.....































to go along with his little member...

Last Edited by FeedYourHead on 05/23/2019 10:02 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379



That's actually kind of funny if you read it with a Kiwi accent!
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Lol lol lol
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379



That's actually kind of funny if you read it with a Kiwi accent!
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


and here they come a running yet again, wow imagine that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379



You flatter yourself.........billlaugh
...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Come on now nutmeg...let him keep one of em....leave the guy a little pride.....

to go along with his little member...
 Quoting: FeedYourHead


Oh okay. Just one.

It reminds me of a story my brother told us. He was an anesthetist on call at the hospital. The ambulance brought a black guy into the emergency room, unconscious. The guy was wearing tight black pants that had to be cut off. He had a pepperoni taped to his leg at the groin.

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
I know the feeling, OP.

I get eye-raped daily.
Makes me feel like a piece of meat that these thirsty females would just USE me for their pleasure if they had their way with me....
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05/23/2019 10:24 PM
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I know the feeling, OP.

I get eye-raped daily.
Makes me feel like a piece of meat that these thirsty females would just USE me for their pleasure if they had their way with me....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77674058


clappa
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Why you feel yer mom and sister do that Opie??
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
It's super massive like the ultimate equivalent of a reversed black hole, but that's no excuse for ladies not to show some common decency my way now, is it? All I ask is for you to look me in the eyes, not my perfect and mind-blowing area of supreme lady pleasure zone fantasy land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379


Pics or gtfo!
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lol

OP
said:
> doesn't like it when women look

never said anything about when fags look
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Reminds me of my last weigh-in...


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Seriously, was that fer real? Or was David just funnin?

Seriously.
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05/23/2019 10:36 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Why would you suffocate your junk with those skinny jeans, OP? Real men wear kilts.
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Are they hot? Be careful of #metoo!
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379


lolol You all look alike down there. Don't flatter yourself. I must say you have a wild imagination. Keep on dreaming.

chuckle
 Quoting: nutmeg


Just like all tits are the same....but....banana2
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Come on now nutmeg...let him keep one of em....leave the guy a little pride.....

to go along with his little member...
 Quoting: FeedYourHead


Oh okay.

It reminds me of a story my brother told us. He was an anesthetist on call at the hospital. The ambulance brought a black guy into the emergency room, unconscious. The guy was wearing tight black pants that had to be cut off. He had a pepperoni taped to his leg at the groin.
 Quoting: nutmeg
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
in my opinion , women who make "all knowing" posts in penis threads , have only seen three and will never see one ever again .
byeeeeeeeeeee .
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
 Quoting: nutmeg


I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73636379


Elliot Rodger? Is that you?

Back from the dead
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Reminds me of my last weigh-in...


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LOL!!!
Are we there yet?