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tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them

 
PugTard

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05/23/2019 11:57 PM

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
PSA... my own member is not anything to write home about but!! it is the magic that it performs when on duty!!!
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05/25/2019 08:36 PM

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Just remove the two socks you stuffed in your crotch and you won't have a problem!
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I get the whole oh I'm just going to pretend not to want your extreme pleasure zone all the time from you ladies. It's so tiresome. At least show respect for yourselves and be honest with your insatiable desire for my netherworld parts that will only exist in your wildest imagination.
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lolol You all look alike down there. Don't flatter yourself. I must say you have a wild imagination. Keep on dreaming.

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 Quoting: nutmeg


Just like all tits are the same....but....banana2
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I know! lol
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05/25/2019 08:38 PM

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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Well maybe you should try controlling that thing a little.
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05/25/2019 08:50 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
It's super massive like the ultimate equivalent of a reversed black hole, but that's no excuse for ladies not to show some common decency my way now, is it? All I ask is for you to look me in the eyes, not my perfect and mind-blowing area of supreme lady pleasure zone fantasy land.
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So, it's all about the Buuush? Not the beans or mini frank?
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2019 09:03 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
Wear a kilt. Problem solved.
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05/25/2019 09:05 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
are you sure your name ain't bobby brown???

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05/25/2019 09:13 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
sorry op, they are trying to identify your gender, your dressing like a women has them confused.
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05/25/2019 09:41 PM

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05/25/2019 09:43 PM
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Re: tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them
I’ve got the same problem buddy.

Just look at the bitches and tell them your crotch is as phony as their plastic tits probably are. They may slap you - especially if you’re correct. But at least they’ll walk away and leave you alone until someone you actually might want to fuck comes along.